The Rogue Ninja Girlfriend

Early in the morning, Gojo Satoru squatted on top of a telephone pole, pondering something.

I'm desperately low on sugar.

My brain is almost completely fried.

How about we check Shisui's wallet and go to the South Street Snack Shop for something sweet?

A sound like something cutting through the air came from behind.

Something flew straight at Gojo Satoru's head.

He tilted his head, then slowly raised his hand to grab it.

It is this booklet.

Gojo Satoru didn't take this matter seriously at all.

Six Eyes had already spotted it.

but.

"Icha Icha Paradise?" he murmured, his tone light and airy, tinged with a hint of bewilderment.

He really didn't pay attention to what was written on the cover.

Gojo Satoru jumped down from the telephone pole and tossed the book to Kakashi across the street.

"Oh dear, Kakashi!"

"Your taste is terrible!"

"This thing is outdated."

Beneath the mask, Kakashi's lips twitched.

So calm?

You're only eight years old, aren't you?

Outdated?

You seem to know quite a lot!

Does your brother, Uchiha Itachi, know that you watch these kinds of things?

Kakashi paused for a moment, then quickly steered the conversation back on track.

"Let's go, the Lord Hokage has assigned us some work."

"Just the two of us?" Gojo Satoru muttered unhappily.

"That works!"

"You look down on my abilities so much?"

I can take down the entire enemy team by myself!

I'd rather die than stand with the silver-haired guy!

"It's hard to say," Kakashi muttered as he walked away.

He didn't know what kind of mission it was.

We'll have to wait for an explanation from higher-ups to find out the specifics.

Gojo Satoru lazily followed behind, strolling towards the Hokage Building.

I haven't even stepped into the Hokage's room yet.

Gojo Satoru then spotted Uchiha Itachi and Shisui Uchiha there.

What kind of life-or-death mission could possibly assemble such a team?

Hidden Kumogakure?

Get rid of the daimyo?

Three Uchiha and one Kakashi.

This is quite a show of force!

Gojo Satoru entered the office with a belly full of questions.

The Third Hokage put his pen on the table when he saw them come in.

"They've all arrived."

"I called you all here today because a missing-nin appeared in Konoha recently..."

"..."

"In short, what you need to do next is deal with this Konoha missing-nin."

Gojo Satoru that the Hokage's Office was not right, but he still felt something was amiss.

Is it really necessary to send so many people for an S-rank mission?

Or is there something special about this missing-nin?

When Gojo Satoru and Uchiha Itachi returned home.

Uchiha Itachi opened his mouth and spoke to Gojo Satoru.

"The Konoha missing-nin I'm talking about today was actually Shisui's lover."

"A lover?" Gojo Satoru repeated softly.

No wonder he was acting so strange today.

The root of the problem lies here.

As soon as Gojo Satoru and Uchiha Itachi entered the house, they saw Uchiha Fugaku waiting for them.

Uchiha Fugaku saw his two sons, his brow relaxed, and he asked, "I heard you two are going on a mission together today."

"What kind of mission is it that requires both of you to go together?"

Uchiha Itachi spoke first, his tone calm. "It's a ninja rule; the details of a mission cannot be revealed."

Uchiha Fugaku's face darkened. He stared at Uchiha Itachi for a long time before turning his gaze to Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru smiled brightly, "Don't worry about Dad, we're going to be magical boys."

Uchiha Fugaku's lips twitched violently.

Magical Boy?

You little bastard!

What kind of stuff do you usually watch?

You really need to be disciplined.

"Is there anything else you want to tell me?" Fugaku asked.

Is it really necessary to use so many people for a simple S-rank mission?

Is there a trap here?

Gojo Satoru shook his head and said seriously, "Dad, you don't need to worry, we're reliable."

Given their abilities, encountering ordinary people and situations is nothing to them.

Uchiha Fugaku looked at the two children, sighed, and said, "Never mind, let's hurry up and leave."

I won't be bothered if I don't look!

Never mind.

When they arrived at the meeting place, Kakashi and Shisui seemed to have just arrived as well.

"Hey! You guys are here too!" Gojo Satoru waved with a smile.

Shisui, on the other end, hesitated before asking, "Are you sure it's okay to wear it like this?"

Wearing a mask on top of an eye mask, wouldn't you feel suffocated?

Just looking at it makes me feel breathless.