Kabuto Yakushi was quite the social butterfly, quickly hitting it off with Meihui and the others.
"I have personal information and profiles on the ninja here. Is there anyone you want to know about?"
That piqued the group's interest.
"I want information on that guy carrying a gourd," Sasuke said bluntly.
"Of course I have that. His name is Sandstorm Gaara. He's returned from every mission without a scratch, including B-rank and C-rank missions."
"Anyway, the people taking this exam are outstanding ninja from all over. Their strength shouldn't be underestimated."
Meihui, however, was unimpressed. By the later stages of Naruto, Kage Level fighters were a dime a dozen, and Jonin were everywhere. What was there to panic about in a little gathering like this?
The sight of Meihui acting like he owned the place rubbed some of the ninja from the other villages the wrong way.
Yet they didn't dare make a move. They were the textbook definition of being bad at the game but still itching to play.
Meihui, meanwhile, had no qualms about stirring up more trouble.
He raised his middle finger, giving them the universal gesture.
"What? Got a problem? Come over here, then."
Seeing Meihui's outrageous arrogance, one nameless ninja finally lost his patience.
He charged forward to beat Meihui up. But who was Meihui? He was someone who had transmigrated here, after all. If he didn't act a little cocky, how could he do himself justice?
Meihui stepped in and landed two punches-bam, bam! The hothead was left dazed, then his legs kicked out and he passed out.
Even his companions couldn't bear to watch. Seriously, bro, are you blind? They haven't even peeled that guy off the wall yet, and you're already rushing in to get wrecked? Are you throwing the match that openly?
Just then, a cloud of smoke burst through the classroom, and Ibiki Morino appeared.
"Hey, that's enough! I'm the examiner for the first stage of the Chunin selection exams-Ibiki Morino. Sorry for the wait."
"Find your seats according to your number tags and prepare for the written test."
"This written test has ten questions. Each correct answer earns ten points. Whether you pass will be determined by the combined score of the three members of your team. If you're caught cheating, points will be deducted."
"One last thing: the tenth question will be revealed during the final ten minutes of the exam. Begin."
Naruto froze. Why was there a written test too? It's over. I'm toast.
Seeing Naruto looking as though he was doomed, Sasuke was rather speechless. It's just a written test. How hard could it be? Look how scared Naruto is. What a loser.
While Sasuke was still laughing at Naruto, the test papers were handed out. But when he saw his paper, he froze too. What the hell is all this?
Seeing the sorry state Naruto and Sasuke were in, Meihui chuckled. That's it? That's all it takes?
Then he got his own paper, and his mind went numb. What even is this stuff?
The questions were as follows:
1. Does Lightning Blade, the signature technique of the Konoha Technician, Kakashi, use direct current or alternating current?
2. Two ninja use Fire Release and Water Release respectively. Water Release counters Fire Release. Calculate the temperature at which the Water Release evaporates.
3. When a ninja throws a Kunai, it ricochets off an obstacle and undergoes free fall along a parabolic path. Find the equation of its trajectory.
4. A thief secretly stole something another thief had secretly stolen. Who stole whose belongings?
5. Read the question carefully: I beg to differ with his opinion. Personally, I think this spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of this screw can easily have a direct effect on the excavator's torque, you know? When you hammer it in, it instantly produces a large amount of high-energy protein, commonly known as a UFO, which seriously affects economic development and may even cause a certain degree of nuclear contamination in the Pacific Ocean and the charger.
Calculate the area of the listener's psychological trauma.
6. Sing a nursery rhyme.
7. What brand of cigarettes does Asuma Sarutobi smoke?
8. Compose a poem praising the Third Hokage.
9. When poison expires, does it become more poisonous or stop being poisonous?
Meihui fell silent as he looked at the questions. Could I be the only one who transmigrated here?
Could a normal person even come up with these questions?
Meihui felt utterly frustrated. What is all this stuff? I'll just have to brute-force my way through.
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