The Strange "Ghost Weekly"

How should I put it?

Ghosts—how strange.

It was a milky white, Ming Pao.

The cover is a bare skeleton.

The sign read, "The most beautiful ghost in Yorkshire reveals her stunning skeleton from her past life, which sparks a fight among the Headless Hunt."

"How dare you!"

"Sexy!"

"Truly worthy of being called the number one beautiful ghost!"

"My brother, which has never been able to get an erection in thousands of years, seems to have come back to life!"

"Her jawline is so rounded!"

"This is truly indecent!"

Below the photos and captions are all comments.

Harry glanced at them and found the comments from these ghosts from all over the world to be quite strange.

Harry had no idea how this bare skeleton could see things that normal people could never imagine.

And the reviews alone could fill an entire page.

"Finished reading? I'm turning the page." Nearly Headless Nick, turned to the next page.

The protagonist on the next page looks somewhat familiar this time, Harry.

He saw it at Nicholas's Deathday Party.

This is the knight with an arrow stuck in his forehead. In the animated photo, he is dueling with a knight with a sword stuck in his chest.

However, the weapons used in this duel were truly eye-opening for Harry.

In the photo, the knight with an arrow stuck in his forehead is armed with a semi-transparent elm bow, from which he pulls the arrow directly from his forehead and shoots it.

The knight with a sword stuck in his chest also used his own resources, drawing the rapier directly from his chest to deflect the enemy's arrows.

However, this page has no title at all.

The following comments were all the same.

The comments were incredibly varied.

Some praised them, saying it was a good thing they died.

There were also comments on the two knights' attire.

Some even commented that the two have lips that look like a married couple.

However, there is almost no mention of the martial arts skills they displayed in the duel.

The only one that was somewhat related was, "Hmm, Kaven's bow-drawing posture is really cool."

After reading the entire Ghost Weekly, Harry discovered that whenever the main subject of the news was a female ghost, the comments below were all unanimously 'praise'.

However, if you change the gender, the evaluations below will no longer be uniform, but rather varied and bizarre.

"Why are all these reviews?" Terry asked after reading the newspaper as well.

"If a newspaper's editor-in-chief and its audience remain unchanged for thousands of years, it will inevitably end up like this sooner or later." Nicholas put away the newspaper, his voice slightly downcast.

At that moment, Harry felt a little fortunate.

Fortunately, Ron was still fixated on Krum.

Otherwise, he would probably have asked why directly now.

After an unknown amount of time, the storm that had been raging on the enchanted ceiling was gone.

A tranquil night sky hangs in the horizon.

On the dining table, the golden plates were once again scrubbed clean.

Dumbledore stood up again.

Everyone turned to look at the principal.

Harry was starting to feel a little sleepy.

His four-poster bed is waiting for him somewhere upstairs, so warm and soft...

Then Harry got a hard shove!

He regained consciousness.

That warmth and softness did not come from the four-poster bed he had imagined.

It was Ginny.

Ginny's face was flushed, as if she were about to steam.

Behind him, Ron was looking at him with displeasure.

It seems that Ron was the one who pushed him.

Harry coughed quickly and straightened his back.

Above, Dumbledore officially began his speech.

"Alright, now that we're all digesting yet another incredibly delicious meal, I ask for a moment of quiet so I can speak as usual about the important things to know for the new school term," said Dumbledore. "First-year students should know that the Forbidden Forest in the hunting grounds is off-limits to students—something our upperclassmen should know by now as well."

"We haven't been there for a whole school year!"

"We have to make up for it this year!" Fred and George shouted.

Professor McGonagall gave them a serious look.

"Mr. Filch, the caretaker, asked me—and he told me this was the 426th time—to remind you all that dueling is not allowed in the hallways during breaks. (Harry: What? He said dueling, not magic?)"

Ron: "Now that Filch is a wizard too, he naturally won't be jealous of his students' magic anymore." The definition of dueling, along with many other rules, were listed on that long list, posted on the door of Mr. Filch's office.

Dumbledore paused. "This year, there has been a change in our teaching staff."

Well, I regret to inform you that our Care of Magical Creatures Class, Professor Kettleburn, retired at the end of last school year so that he could spend more time with his remaining limbs.

However, I am pleased to say that it was none other than Rubeus Hagrid Hagrid who would fill his vacancy, Hagrid agreed to serve as both gamekeeper and teacher in addition to his duties as gamekeeper.

Loud applause began to erupt continuously.

Harry and his friends already knew about this news.

But he still joined in the applause, his face beaming with joy.

Even Ron temporarily shifted his gaze away from Krum.

Krum was very grateful for this.

So, scattered applause also rang out at Durmstrang's table.

Meanwhile, at Beauxbatons' table, seeing their principal so excited, as if he himself had become a professor, they joined in the applause.

In addition, at Castelobruxo's table, Polachi, who had known Hagrid for a long time, also led the students in applause.

In short, thunderous applause, unlike anything ever before, swept through the entire Great Hall.

Harry leaned forward to look at Hagrid, only to see him blushing, staring at his large hands, a smile hidden in his messy black beard.

Madame Maxime, standing next to him, turned her head to look at Hagrid in the same pose that Grindel had just used.

His big eyes were brimming with countless joys.

Hagrid seemed to notice the gazes around him and nearly fainted.

However, this also has an advantage.

He didn't start crying again after the applause stopped.

This is a big turn-off for girls.

Then Dumbledore began to speak again.

"Alright, it's getting late now. We've already spent quite a bit of time welcoming our distinguished guests today."

Maintaining a clear mind is important for tomorrow's lessons.

Go to bed! Hurry up!

Then, a series of clattering sounds of tables and chairs echoed around.

The people from the other three colleges began to walk out of the castle.

Harry quickly stopped Ron, "There's still a whole year left, Ron. You have plenty of time."

Ron then regained his composure.

Then they followed the crowd out of the Great Hall.

Follow the Ravenclaw team up the Marble Staircase to the sixth floor.

After reaching the sixth floor and passing through rows of brand-new armor, there was another spiral staircase that seemed to stretch endlessly into the distance.

Perhaps it was really too late. After the students at the front finished answering the questions, the students behind did not insist on answering them on their own as usual, but instead filed in with the crowd.