Transgender Fertility Potion Management Regulations
Dobby!
It's 9 a. m., Monday.
Harry was jolted awake from his sleep, the sensation of magic sweeping through his body traveling from his nerve endings to his brain.
Then I saw two eyes the size of tennis balls.
Then, the visitor was identified from the flashy, asymmetrical decorations.
What are you doing?
Dobby jumped up excitedly, "Professor Dumbledore has ordered us to help the little rascals at Hogwarts clean their beds."
We used to do it, but only once a week.
Now I can do it every day! What a brilliant decision!
We tried that before, but we were rejected.
They said it wouldn't have any flavor that way. The little ones aren't used to it.
That's strange, isn't it better to be clean and tidy?
Harry suddenly perked up; he had just realized something.
"Dobby, did Professor Dumbledore emphasize the extent to which the bed should be cleaned?"
"Harry Potter is really amazing!"
Dumbledore specifically emphasized that hair, especially on the bed, must be thoroughly cleaned.
If there are any on the street stalls, they should also be cleared away.
How strange! Our House-elf's Cleaning magic can easily meet Dumbledore's requirements.
We've always done it this way, which is why Dumbledore emphasized it.
That's all. Dobby's leaving.
Although Dobby really wanted to stay.
But Dobby still has work to do.
Then, accompanied by an undisguised crackling sound, Dobby disappeared from the spot.
After Dobby disappeared, a knocking sound came from the window.
Harry turned his head and saw Hedwig.
Harry waved his wand, and the window opened. Hedwig flew to his shoulder and gave his earlobe a sweet peck.
He then threw down a newspaper.
Harry led Hedwig to a silver-painted perch at the head of the bed.
Then he looked around.
Sure enough, it must be close to 9 o'clock now, or even past 9 o'clock.
Everyone else in the dorm went to take the Defense Against the Dark Arts exam.
That's why the windows are closed.
They don't close the windows when they sleep.
Normally, he would get up very early.
Hedwig would fly in right on time and deliver today's newspaper.
Owls have a strange connection with their owners.
They seem to be able to sense whether their owner is awake or not.
After they leave the dormitory for class, they close the windows.
Just like today.
Harry was thinking about such unimportant things haphazardly.
Because he was genuinely startled.
By Ron.
If Ginny hadn't discovered the Potions, it would have meant he was going to be a father again.
The child is still with Ron.
Even now, he still feels like he's having a nightmare.
Let's take a look at today's the Daily Prophet.
A term on the second page caught his attention— Transgender Fertility Potion.
Harry quickly looked closely.
The Ministry of Magic has issued a new rule.
Yesterday, the office of the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement was brightly lit.
A new regulation has emerged – the "Transgender Fertility Potion Management Regulations".
"This regulation was drafted after the Transgender Fertility Potion appeared; it wasn't completed overnight," said Arthur Weasley, Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.
But we have serious doubts about that.
(A photo of Mr. Weasley rushing to the Ministry of Magic, clearly at the end of the workday)
A photo of Mr. Weasley's office lights still on late at night.
A photo of Professor Snape, Harry's mother, and their children.
These three photos clearly show that our director is lying.
Some people might wonder why the third photo is related to this matter.
According to our anonymous enthusiastic viewer, "This child was born Snape Transgender Fertility Potion used by the snotty devil."
He pioneered the use of Lily's hair as genetic material.
Perhaps others cannot do it, but it is very simple for him, the inventor, isn't it?
It was through this child that he managed to take Lily away from James.
"You despicable scoundrel!"
Rita Skeeter asked, "Isn't Mrs. Potter sleeping with him?"
Didn't he ever think of any more direct methods?
"When Mrs. Evans had almost fully recovered, but was still unconscious?"
"How dare this Snape touch that woman?"
In his eyes, that woman was a goddess.
How dare he offend her?
Therefore, he could only resort to Slytherin's sneaky and underhanded methods and steal Lily's hair.
This child was created.
Moreover, if the Snape did that, Lily wouldn't be with him!
That damn Snape!
Finally, our enthusiastic audience member roared out in anger.
That concludes the interview.
What Rita Skeeter wants to say here is that the identity of this enthusiastic viewer cannot be revealed.
However, his use of the title "Professor Snape" and his understanding of the relationship between Professor Snape and Mrs. Potter demonstrate the accuracy of his revelation.
The most important section in the "Transgender Fertility Potion Management Regulations":
They stole other people's body tissues to replace their genetic material and privately manufactured Transgender Fertility Potion to create children.
The user will be fined 500 Galleons and imprisoned for 3 years.
The thief faces up to one year in prison.
The Potions maker will face a fine of 1,000 Galleons and three months in prison.
If the above are all committed by the same person, or if there is overlap, then multiple crimes will be punished concurrently.
This regulation shall take effect on the date of its promulgation.
This shows that what our enthusiastic viewers said—that using body tissue, such as hair, to replace genetic material—is indeed feasible.
Based on the content of the regulations, we can suspect that these regulations were created because of Snape, the Potions Class professor at Hogwarts.
And it was released urgently.
Next, let's analyze the next regulation together.
"Sirius, really." Harry's words seemed like a complaint, but they were filled with unparalleled warmth and gratitude.
For the first time, he felt he wasn't alone—on the path of opposing Snape and his mother being together.
It's obvious that this enthusiastic spectator is Sirius.
Moreover, only with his boss around would Rita Skeeter Skeeter dare to write articles targeting Snape, who was both a Hogwarts professor and a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
However, this was not something Sirius could accomplish alone.
There was only one person who could get Mr. Weasley to go back and work overtime all night to come up with regulations.
Albus Dumbledore.
Harry's heart skipped a beat. When did Dumbledore discover this?
If we had known beforehand.
How did Dumbledore manage to teach him with such an indifferent expression?
He had nothing to hide from Dumbledore —except for things related to Ryan.
But Dumbledore—
Harry sighed heavily.
He put down the newspaper he was reading.
Professor Snape and his mother must be very happy now.
Although they were exposed in the Daily Prophet.
But Harry always felt that this was something they had planned to do from the beginning.
That photo too.
They never intended to hide the fact about the child from the beginning.
They just lack an opportunity.
Harry's arrival was that opportunity.