Stellaris: I'm the Galaxy's Biggest Menace!
Chapter 165

Confession

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Everyone, eyes on me!

I have an announcement!

I'm a fucking idiot who can't write romance!!!!

Even becoming a goddamn Yuzusoft fan couldn't teach me to write this shit, because I was born a shitposting clown who loves doing bits. Writing anything serious makes me squirm all over. This romance stuff is way beyond me!

These chapters were one giant steaming dump. Don't read them, don't read them! Just skip ahead to the rest of the plot. The romance basically goes: awaken psionics, then get together. So you can jump straight to chapter 175.

(Which bastard in the group talked me into writing romance? Get out here and take your beating. I never should've believed that crap. I forced it in with zero setup and served the readers a giant dump. The chapters ahead are pure shit.)

(Of course, if you want to savor the shit, I won't stop you. You'll be the one cringing, not me. I was born the holy embodiment of shitposting. I don't get embarrassed.)

(Sigh, the more I think about it, the sadder I get. Back to playing Delta Force. Only premium noobs can bring me happiness.)

"Marshal, Marshal!"

Xi Yan drifted in a daze for a while. When he came to again, he found himself on a bench at the edge of the square.

The moment he opened his eyes, he saw Veronica watching him with concern.

Something soft pressed against the back of his head. Xi Yan realized he was probably resting on Veronica's thighs. A lap pillow... Even through his mental fog, he felt a secret thrill.

It seemed he had almost passed out again.

Beta might have been right. He really had accumulated a tremendous amount of stress without realizing it, until it developed into a severe psychological problem.

"I never

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