What is dad's dad called?

Tang Yu chuckled as he looked at the situation in the room.

He had originally planned to sneak Er Daizi out, but then he thought, if he wanted to stay, let him stay. Who told him not to leave with his master?

Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, along with Er Daizi, the three of them ended up together.

Er Daizi threw a punch at Manjushri Bodhisattva, knocking him down. He then straddled him, grabbed his ear, twisted his body, and asked, "What do you call your father's father?"

"Your father's father is called Grandpa."

Manjushri Bodhisattva shook his head, looking dazed and foolish.

"Ride a horse."

Zhu Bajie, with an innocent expression, struck a pose as if riding a horse, patting Manjushri Bodhisattva's backside. "Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up..."

"I want milk, I want milk." Samantabhadra Bodhisattva had Zhu Bajie's clothes removed.

Wuwuwu.

Zhu Bajie let out a wail.

Seeing the scene in the room, Tang Yu burst into laughter.

Nine-Colored Bewitching Flower Stamen.

The flower's pistil was pink and round, capable of trapping people in hallucinations for a month, unable to break free.

However, it was already extinct.

But for Tang Yu, this was not a problem at all.

He spent fifty thousand Destiny Points and directly redeemed it from the System.

He knew that the Destiny Points he would gain from this operation would be considerable.

He had originally intended to kill the two Bodhisattvas, but after thinking about it, he abandoned the idea.

Old Mother Lishan's eyes widened. She had heard of the terrifying effects of the Nine-Colored Bewitching Flower's pistil before, but she never expected that even Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas would fall victim to it.

Looking at the scene in the room, the corner of her mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Tang Yu lifted the Heavenly Secrets Concealment Array.

Instantly, all three realms witnessed this scene.

Many people rubbed their eyes, seemingly unable to believe what they were seeing.

"I want milk, I want milk." Samantabhadra Bodhisattva ran around like a child. "Two little bees, flying into the flower bushes, fly, fly..." He flew out of the room and started gnawing on a nearby large tree, as if he were drinking milk.

"Giddy up, giddy up..." Zhu Bajie was riding the horse. Suddenly, he kicked Manjushri Bodhisattva aside, knocking out two of his front teeth.

Zhu Bajie's aura surged. "I am Marshal Tian Peng!"

Western Heaven.

Great Thunderclap Monastery.

All the Buddhas wore stunned expressions. Even the Buddha rubbed his eyes, as if doubting what he saw.

Manjushri Bodhisattva was being ridden like a horse, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was gnawing on a tree.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, who would have believed it?

They originally thought Tang Sanzang was embarrassing enough.

After all, he hadn't achieved Buddhahood yet, and it was understandable that he still clung to some worldly desires.

But at this moment, Manjushri Bodhisattva was truly and utterly disgraced.

Hmm?

Why isn't Guanyin Bodhisattva here?

Tathagata Buddha's gaze deepened.

Could the variable be her?

She had been keeping an eye on the Journey to the West team. If it really was her, it would be incredibly easy for her to act sneakily and play dirty tricks.

No, my head is a bit jumbled.

I need a smoke.

Lighting a cigarette and taking a puff, Tathagata Buddha immediately felt his mind clear.

"Lingji Bodhisattva, go immediately and bring those two disgraceful beings back. I will personally give them a good thrashing."

The Buddha's face was ashen as he issued the order.

Lingji's eyes lit up. Go down to the mortal realm to find Tang Sanzang?

Just right, he had run out of cigarettes long ago.

He'd been out for a while, and the Buddha was always seen smoking in front of him, making him crave them.

But he couldn't ask the Buddha for a cigarette.

A while ago, the Buddha had ordered him to go find Tang Sanzang to trade, but seeing that the Buddhist Sect and the Heavenly Court almost came to blows, he hid in the shadows and didn't dare to show himself.

After returning to Spirit Mountain, Tathagata did not mention the matter again.

Since there was stock, Tathagata was no longer in a hurry.

"As you command, Buddha."

Lingji Bodhisattva headed for the lower realm, and as soon as he thought about having cigarettes to smoke, his speed couldn't help but increase.

Jade Void Palace.

Primordial Lord of Heaven saw this and secretly felt fortunate.

It was good that these two were converted by Buddhism; otherwise, he would have lost face.

Lower Realm.

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was still gnawing on a big tree. After taking a mouthful of wood chips, he grinned.

Zhu Bajie and Manjushri Bodhisattva were wrestling.

When Lingji Bodhisattva arrived, he saw this scene.

He waved his hand, immobilizing all three of them.

He planned to take Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas back to give to Tathagata, so Tathagata could personally deal with them.

But what about Zhu Bajie?

He had been affected by the Nine-Colored Bewitching Flower's pistil and wouldn't wake up for a month.

Forget it, he wouldn't bother with him.

Let him die if he wanted to.

He looked at Tang Sanzang, who seemed to want to say something but stopped.

Tang Yu also found it strange. What was this behavior?

Judging by his appearance, he clearly had something on his mind.

"Tang Sanzang, I want to make a deal with you."

Under the temptation of cigarettes, Lingji Bodhisattva gritted his teeth and said it.

"Hmm?" Tang Yu looked at him, confused.

"I want to exchange some cigarettes with you."

Could it be that Tathagata ran out of cigarettes again? That shouldn't be the case. He had given him two packs, which should have lasted him a few days.

Seeing Lingji Bodhisattva's eager look, Tang Yu understood.

This guy must want some.

"How much?"

Tang Yu wished for the entire Buddhist sect to fall into depravity.

Lingji Bodhisattva waved his hand, and a pile of heavenly treasures appeared before Tang Yu.

These things were useless to Lingji Bodhisattva.

However, the treasures he had collected were not ordinary either.

Old Mother Lishan looked at Tang Yu, confused, not understanding what trick he was playing to make Lingji Bodhisattva actively give him gifts.

"Three packs, take them."

Tang Yu took out three packs of cigarettes and threw them to Lingji Bodhisattva.

Having obtained the goods, Lingji Bodhisattva waved his hand, scooped up Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas, and turned to leave.

As he left, the magical power naturally dissipated.

Zhu Bajie became active again, acting crazily and clapping his hands, "Flying, flying..."

He subconsciously used his magical power.

He actually started flying.

With his eyes closed, a smile on his lips, he kept waving his small hands, flying higher and higher.

In just a moment, he had become a small black dot.

Tang Yu looked up. The small black dot was no longer visible.

Where did he fly off to?

Old Mother Lishan smiled faintly and left as well.

She was going to find her master to report that Tang Sanzang was the variable.

As she left, the transformed courtyard also disappeared without a trace.

Sun Wukong returned from hunting game and looked at the vanished courtyard, a hint of understanding flashing in his eyes.

"Where's Bajie?"

"He flew away." Tang Yu looked up at the sky, unable to see anything.

Lingji Bodhisattva, holding the cigarette in his hand, eagerly lit one up.

He took a deep drag.

This is the taste.

So good.

The restraints from Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas had, without him realizing, been broken.

The two embraced and, grinning, plummeted downwards.

Their speed was incredible.

Completely lost in the pleasure the cigarette brought, Lingji Bodhisattva didn't notice at all