The moment she finished speaking...
The turnips that had been lying quietly on the ground suddenly sprang up, shooting dozens of meters into the air and pouncing precisely on the Chitauri soldiers descending from the sky.
"Crunch! Crunch!"
The crisp sounds of chewing were especially jarring amid the battlefield's clamor.
Each turnip clamped its jaws around a Chitauri soldier.
Their sharp teeth easily tore through armor and flesh.
Huge chunks of flesh vanished in an instant, blood spraying everywhere.
Countless Chitauri had their heads bitten clean off, leaving only mangled bodies to fall helplessly to the ground.
Blood rained from the sky.
The Chitauri soldiers weren't the only ones suffering. The Leviathans had also become targets for the Turnip Army.
Dozens of turnips bit into a single Leviathan at once, instantly ripping through its sturdy armor.
The turnips burrowed inside.
Within seconds, they burst back out through its body.
One Leviathan after another plummeted like a meteor, crashing into the ground with deafening booms that made the earth shake.
These were fucking turnips?
The Avengers collectively froze.
Was this still Earth?
How had they ended up witnessing Plants vs. Zombies?
No, this was Magic Plants vs. Alien Zombies.
Watching Hermione cackle "Heh heh heh!" beside them with her hands on her hips, everyone was speechless.
Who was the villain here, anyway?
For a moment, they actually felt a little sorry for the Chitauri.
This was too brutal.
Tony's eyes widened, his jaw practically hitting the ground.
The Iron Man Armor he was so proud of probably wasn't much tougher than flimsy cardboard in front of these turnips.
Steve gripped his shield tightly, his palms slick with sweat.
He had fought in World War II and witnessed all kinds of brutal scenes, but the sight before him still made his scalp