In a World of Eldritch Horrors, I Ascend with the Fourth Calamity
Chapter 106

What Should We Name Our Guild?

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Ji Luo's words instantly opened everyone's eyes in the group chat.

[Kindergarten Boss]: "I think it'll work! I'm too dumb to manage people. I'd rather fight monsters with everyone. That's way more fun."

[Passing Pure-Love Warrior]: "Brilliant! Isn't this basically a top-tier mercenary outfit in a game? If anyone dares mess with us, our twenty or thirty elite players can go wipe their whole guild off the map!"

"That's infinitely classier than some slapdash outfit packed with people who never shut up!"

[Even Monkeys Have Dignity]: "Hehehe, so what do we call our guild? It's gotta be insanely badass!"

[I'm Not Jiahao]: "As oligarchs who control the core means of production, establishing a guild is the inevitable path toward monopolizing resources. I've already thought of a name: Wall Street, Wasteland Branch."

"Or Nasdaq, Wasteland Branch works too!"

[Passing Pure-Love Warrior]: "Get lost! Your proposals are permanently vetoed! That's so fucking immersion-breaking! We're First Closed Beta veterans. We need a name that makes an impact!"

[I'm Not Jiahao]: "What? Isn't that name high-end enough? It symbolizes the ruthless harvesting of capital."

[Even Monkeys Have Dignity]: "Contempt.jpg"

"Your names draw way too much aggro. The NPCs might beat us to death!"

"If you ask me, we only beat today's boss because of Warrior's last spear strike. Why don't we just call our guild the 'Fortune Spear Sect'?"

[Passing Pure-Love Warrior]: "..."

[Ji Luo]: "..."

[Kindergarten Boss]: "..."

[I'm Not Jiahao]: "..."

Another flurry of chatter erupted in the group.

Finally, after a unanimous vote from all five, they officially settled on a name that captured the flavor of the Wasteland while proclaiming their status as First Closed Beta veterans!

[Ji Luo]: "Then it's settled!"

"Our guild will be called 'Embers Kindling'!"

"Tomorrow morning at seven, the five of us will put on

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