That statement, with its distinct whiff of angsty coming-of-age fiction, left everyone in the group speechless.
[Passing Pure-Love Warrior]: "..."
[Immortal Star Crazy Young Master]: "An older girl studying abroad, my ass! Boss Jia, why do I feel like I've read this life story of yours in other novels?"
[Kindergarten Boss]: "Jiahao's life... sure has been eventful."
Faced with the group's mockery, Jiahao showed no embarrassment whatsoever. If anything, he became even more self-assured.
[I'm Not Jiahao]: "Whether the story is true doesn't matter. The underlying principle I'm trying to convey is that smart people know how to turn rumors into tangible assets!"
"Did you know? Ever since that official video dropped just now and started gaining traction..."
"Sales of the 'Kairils Battle-Damaged Limited Edition Photo Book' I listed in the trading section have absolutely exploded!"
"Quite a few anonymous players have even messaged me to ask if I have any photos of Old Ma and me together!"
"Old Ma, I think this is a once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity!"
"When we're facing a golden opportunity to cash in like this, we can't afford to worry about something as meaningless as saving face. The capital market only believes in profit. The two of us could totally launch a collaboration..."
"Stop, stop, stop!! Shut your damn mouth already!!"
Ma Lou cut Jiahao's business pitch short and attached a "passed away peacefully" meme.
Just as Jiahao's "earth-shattering business opportunity" sent the group conversation further and further off the rails...
Two unexpected messages instantly interrupted everyone's chatter.
[Give Me Your Phone]: "Stop, stop, stop! Big news! Everyone, quit chatting!"
[You've Cried Already]: "[terrified.jpg]"
Seeing that the two Legendary Undercover Agents had finally come online, [Ji Luo], who had been lurking and enjoying the show, immediately perked up and hurriedly tagged them both.
[Ji Luo]: "@Give