A Bloody Incident Caused by a Watermelon / How Could a Shinigami Uniform Be More Important Than a Swimsuit?

"Bankai!"

The bald man unleashed ten times his normal Reiatsu. Yamabuki Chidori was slightly shocked by his Reiatsu; it was definitely Captain-level Reiatsu. How did he end up in such a miserable state? Was he making a living by robbery?

"The World-Destroying Buddha!"

The bald man's body began to change, transforming from a burly man who was 1.8 meters tall into a thousand-armed Buddha statue that was over five meters tall and completely black.

Yamabuki Chidori took two steps back, staring intently at the bald man's Bankai. Based on her previous experience fighting Alice, she knew she absolutely could not act rashly before figuring out the opponent's abilities. At this moment, the huge black Buddha statue sat cross-legged on Lotus Throne, but the black aura emanating from its entire body made the Buddha statue seem incredibly evil.

Yamabuki Chidori even had a strange feeling, as if Buddha Sengoku from the One Piece movie next door had wandered onto the wrong set.

Yamabuki Chidori looked at the World-Destroying Buddha with great vigilance. Although he was called "Thousand-Armed," he actually only had eight arms, each holding a different magical weapon. His expression was like that of Fierce Vajra in a temple, staring fiercely at Yamabuki Chidori.

Yamabuki Chidori decided to test the waters by making a cut first; as long as she could make a cut, there wouldn't be a problem.

"Flash Blossom!" Yamabuki Chidori's figure vanished instantly, and she thrust her sword at the neck of the World-Destroying Buddha. However, the blade collided with the World-Destroying Buddha's neck, causing a series of sparks to erupt. Surprisingly, the World-Destroying Buddha was not harmed at all.

The World-Destroying Buddha raised his Vajra high and smashed it down on the Yamabuki Chidori.

The immense force of the shockwave sent chills down Yamabuki Chidori's spine, and she quickly retreated!

"Boom!!!"

The Vajra smashed into the ground, instantly creating a bottomless crater. At the same time, the vibration from the Vajra caused the surrounding ground to crack inch by inch, the cracks spreading far and wide.

That's a bit terrifying! Although Yamabuki Chidori knew she wouldn't die from being hit, being smashed into a pulp would still hurt.

If melee combat doesn't work, use ranged attacks!

"Hadō #90, Black Coffin!" A small black ball appeared in Yamabuki Chidori's hand. She crushed the black ball, and a huge black coffin appeared at the feet of the World-Destroying Buddha. Then, countless sharp blades pierced through the black coffin.

When the black coffin shattered, Yamabuki Chidori was astonished to discover that the World-Destroying Buddha was holding up a giant treasure umbrella, beneath which existed a world unaffected by external objects.

"Are you wielding the Primordial Pearl Umbrella? Believe me or not, I'll use my three months of Water Demon Explosion you up!" Yamabuki Chidori thought to herself, her mind racing with rage.

The World-Destroying Buddha ignored Yamabuki Chidori's complaints and raised his sword to strike her head.

Yamabuki Chidori dodged the sword and calmly observed his opponent's weaknesses. He finally discovered that the World-Destroying Buddha's entire body was as black as gold, but only his eyes were movable. In other words, his greatest weakness was his eyes?

Yamabuki Chidori sneered and instantly rushed forward, stabbing the World-Destroying Buddha in the eye with her knife.

It is said that Śarīra can be found in the body of eminent monks after they pass away, and these relics are very valuable. I wonder if I can find Śarīra if I burn this black Buddha statue.

Just as the Yamabuki Chidori quickly arrived in front of the World-Destroying Buddha, the World-Destroying Buddha raised the Treasure Vase in his hand and gently waved it, from Treasure Vase black liquid gushed out.

Yamabuki Chidori didn't know what this thing was, and hurriedly dodged, but her left hand was still accidentally touched by a little bit. She immediately felt a sharp pain, and when she looked down, she saw that her left hand had been corroded by the black liquid, and even the bones had been dissolved.

"Is this a biological weapon? By the way, how do you have so many abilities? Are you sure this is Bankai?" Yamabuki Chidori casually cut off the part that was stained with poison, and a new arm grew back in a few seconds.

The World-Destroying Buddha was so shocked his eyes almost popped out. Do you have the right to call me a monster? You're the monster!

Yamabuki Chidori circled the World-Destroying Buddha twice. The opponent's abilities were too troublesome. If her Reiatsu hadn't been far greater than the World-Destroying Buddha's, she would have suffered a great loss long ago.

It seems that ordinary methods won't work; I'll have to use some real skills.

Fullbring, World Creation!

Chapter 222: A Bloodbath Caused by a Watermelon

In an invisible world, two people are isolated from reality.

"Welcome to my world. I've set the rules: weapons can't be used to attack in this world. That means all those magical artifacts you have are now useless! Let's see what you can do now. We'll have to have a pure man's bare-handed brawl. I'm quite skilled in hand-to-hand combat!" Yamabuki Chidori said confidently.

He first underwent training from Captain Commander Yamamoto, and then learned the Shunkō. In a one-on-one, unarmed fight, he believed he was no weaker than anyone else in the world.

The World-Destroying Buddha seemed unconvinced by the young man's words, and brandished his Vajra. Sure enough, the Vajra lost its original power.

Yamabuki Chidori's lips curled into a wild smile. Using her rule-based abilities to bully those who had no rule-based abilities was just too satisfying!

The World-Destroying Buddha opened his eyes wide, and simultaneously released all eight of his hands, causing a large pile of ritual implements to clatter to the ground. Yamabuki Chidori's expression suddenly froze. Eight hands?

Then he looked down at his own hands.

Did I forget to calculate something?

Since the Lotus Throne was also considered a "weapon," and it lost the ability to fly, the World-Destroying Buddha stood up directly from the throne, like a giant spider with eight legs.

With its massive five-meter-tall frame, impervious to blades and spears, and eight arms, even Yujiro Hanma would have to turn back in tears!

Not only that, although the World-Destroying Buddha is enormous, he can move at an extremely fast speed. Even without using Flash Step, his speed surpasses that of most Shinigami. In the blink of an eye, he has arrived in front of Yamabuki Chidori and delivered a head-on punch!

Yamabuki Chidori snapped her fingers, and a five-minute countdown appeared in the air.

"I'll kill you within five minutes!" Yamabuki Chidori concentrated her Reiatsu and Kidō in her arms and clashed fists with the World-Destroying Buddha!

Indeed, the World-Destroying Buddha looked terrifying, but unfortunately, the difference in Reiatsu between the two was too great, and the World-Destroying Buddha's enormous size was actually blasted away by a single punch.

Yamabuki Chidori felt a sharp pain in her arm, looked down, and oh no, her hand was broken!

It's okay, just a minor injury!

He gently shook his hand, and the fracture healed in an instant. It seemed he had underestimated the power of the World-Destroying Buddha.

However, the reason why the World-Destroying Buddha was so powerful was mainly because his eight magical artifacts possessed various different abilities. Now that the artifacts have been sealed, he has lost more than one-tenth of his power.

Yamabuki Chidori quickly stepped forward, grabbed the Buddha's head, and slammed it to the ground. Then, she sprayed out many tiny tentacles from her palm, wrapping them around the World-Destroying Buddha's head and letting them crawl into his mouth and eyes.

The World-Destroying Buddha's eyes immediately filled with terror.

He wasn't a real Buddha after all; he just looked like one!

"Game over! If you dare to resist again, I'll drain you dry. Now you can return to normal, right?" Yamabuki Chidori said coldly.

Seeing that his life was in someone else's hands, the bald man dared not continue to act tough and could only revert to his original form.

Yamabuki Chidori also retracted the creation of the world, and the two returned to their original world.

"Now can you tell me why you stole my melons?" Yamabuki Chidori sat on the rock like a landlord.

I'm craving it.

"You stole my things because you were greedy?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

"Anyway, the food's already eaten, so do whatever you want with it."

Is this a case of "what's the use of trying?"

"Shouldn't we talk about how to compensate me for my losses?" Yamabuki Chidori said with a forced smile.

The bald man snorted coldly, "Fine, I'll just give you a watermelon back."

Yamabuki Chidori laughed, but her laugh was quite eerie. She reached out and gently placed her hand on his shoulder. "Watermelon? I don't want watermelons, I want you!"

The bald man shuddered, his anus tightening at the same time. He scrambled back several steps in fright. "Wait, wait! I'll just buy you ten watermelons. I may look rough, but my orientation is perfectly normal, and I'm very traditional. I won't mess around!"

"Then it's not up to you!" Yamabuki Chidori grabbed his collar with a sinister grin. "Name!"

"Kumen'i Entetsu!"

"Gender!"

Can't you tell?

I asked you your gender.

"Male."

"Do you have a stable job? If you don't, how will you repay me for my watermelon?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

"I can go find a job..." Hisamoto Yante said with a helpless expression.

Yamabuki Chidori immediately pulled a flyer from her clothes. "Interested in the Gotei 13?"

"Hmm???" Kumen'i Entetsu looked at Yamabuki Chidori with a strange expression.

I didn't understand what "Yamabuki Chidori" meant for a moment.

"Our Gotei 13 has high salaries and good benefits, including annual leave, weekends off, insurance, and accommodation. How about you consider it?" Yamabuki Chidori's smile instantly became very bright, yet it also contained a hint of cunning.

Kumen'i Entetsu said in a very uncertain tone, "You've been talking to me for so long, it wasn't just to introduce me to a job, was it?"

"You're so smart, you saw right through it! As the saying goes, the Universe's End Is Official Employment, and now it's a direct recruitment by Boss, aren't you tempted?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

Kumen'i Entetsu was the first Captain of the Ninth Division of the Gotei 13, and he had a very distinctive appearance, making him easily recognizable in a crowd.

After all, who in this day and age would knock out their teeth and get a big gold tooth?

Aside from those First Generation Captains of the Gotei 13 who were all a bit crazy, no one else could have done something like this, right?

Kumen'i Entetsu asked uncertainly, "What if I refuse?"

Yamabuki Chidori's smile grew even brighter, "Look how beautiful the scenery is all around us!"

"It really is beautiful!"

"Would that be a suitable burial place for you?"

"Alright, that's enough. A true man cannot be subdued by force. How could I submit to your tyranny? I just want to find a job! When will I be able to start work?" Kumen'i Entetsu asked righteously.

The ancients said that a true man is invincible and cannot be subdued by force, but they also said that a true man can bend and stretch.

So what if I'm forced to take a permanent job? What's the big deal?

Yamabuki Chidori smiled happily; he liked people who knew how to adapt to the times.

"Come on! I'll take you to meet your new friends! Also, those guys you beat up earlier are my underlings. Go apologize to them later; we can't let them lose face!" said Yamabuki Chidori.

Kumen'i Entetsu sighed, "What kind of mess is this? He got himself into trouble over a watermelon! That's such a rip-off!"

And so, the two walked together toward Seireitei.

P. S.: I suddenly realized that my recommendation rate is much lower compared to other books published around the same time. Is it because I update too quickly that you don't need to urge me to update, so you don't give me recommendations? (Just kidding)

P. S.: I've noticed that many readers are skipping around while reading, and their subscription rates are higher in the later parts of the book than in the earlier parts, especially when it involves Se Se.

Chapter 223: How can Shinigami Uniform be more important than a swimsuit?

"The matter has been resolved. Take the team back to Seireitei." Yamabuki Chidori Kumen'i Entetsu a message to Unohana, and then went to the Gotei 13 to see the Captain Commander, Hisamii Ente.

Yamamoto remained seated in the office, calmly practicing his calligraphy.

"Captain Commander, I'm back, and I've brought you someone else!" Yamabuki Chidori gave a brief introduction to Kumen'i Entetsu.

Yamamoto didn't say anything, just nodded slightly, letting Yamabuki Chidori arrange the rest herself.

Yamabuki Chidori placed Kumen'i Entetsu in the squad, temporarily appointing him as the Reserve Captain of the 9th Division.

After settling Kumen'i Entetsu, Yamabuki Chidori went directly to Shūtara Senjumaru's residence. Sure enough, Shūtara Senjumaru was conceiving the prototype of the New Shinigami Uniform, and it seemed that it would take a long time before the new Shinigami Uniform was made.

He went over to take a look and discovered that there was a problem with the design drawings for the New Shinigami Uniform!

There's way too little fabric!

The New Shinigami Uniform is designed as defensive gear; unlike some unfair games where wearing less clothing increases defense.

Yamabuki Chidori took a closer look and saw that the upper body was covered by a very revealing tank top, similar in style to the underwear worn by girls during puberty in later generations. It exposed the shoulders, only covering the chest, and the lower abdomen and navel were also exposed.

Her lower body was covered in a pair of very cool-looking shorts, Shūtara Senjumaru even thoughtfully added lace trim to them!

"This... this isn't your new swimsuit design, is it?!" Yamabuki Chidori complained, "Big sister, we're about to go to war, do you know what war means? You still have the mood to design swimsuits?"

Shūtara Senjumaru said confidently, "The Quincy won't be back for another five months, but summer will be over in two months. How can fighting compare to playing? I must design the swimsuit before summer is over. Didn't you just see Unohana or Katoru Hatsunoya wearing my swimsuit by the river, giggling?"

this...

Just thinking about Unohana's graceful figure and Katoru Hatsunoya's proud and upright stature...

How could I not want to watch it!

"Well done, I fully support you." Yamabuki Chidori patted Shūtara Senjumaru.

"Furthermore, I've made progress on improving the Shinigami Uniform. Don't worry, I should be able to produce a finished product within a month at most." Shūtara Senjumaru confidently.

"I'm relieved to hear that. However, even if the swimsuits are made, we need to promote them enough. Does Saitō Fubōfu still owe me more than twenty working days? I've almost forgotten about it lately!" Yamabuki Chidori revealed a wicked smile.

That afternoon, he mysteriously approached Saitō Fubōfu with the latest swimsuit designed by Shūtara Senjumaru.

Saitō Fubōfu, was handling official business in his Sixth Division when he saw Yamabuki Chidori with a wicked grin on his face and vaguely guessed that something was not so simple.

"What are you doing here? It's working hours now. Is the 11th Division that free?" Saitō Fubōfu glared at Yamabuki Chidori.

Yamabuki Chidori walked up behind Saitō Fubōfu with a smile and gently massaged her shoulders, "What are you saying? We're best comrades-in-arms. I just came to see if you have any problems. I brought some snacks for this hot day, let's all have some snacks together!"

Yamabuki Chidori invited the other members of the Sixth Division to come and have some snacks.