Saitō: Let Me Borrow Your Wife for a Night / Marumaru's First Mission

"Tell me, is that savage the one you really think should be the Captain of the 11th Division?" Saito kept pestering Yamabuki Chidori with his question.

Yamabuki Chidori reached out and tapped Saito's forehead. "How many times have I told you? You're no longer a member of the Gotei 13, you have no right to interfere in these matters."

Saitō Fubōfu, reached out and pinched Yamabuki Chidori's face. Yamabuki Chidori pushed Saito's head away, and the two started fighting in the street.

Unohana simply watched this scene with a smile.

"Anyway, I have my own plans, so please don't interfere anymore," Yamabuki Chidori said.

"Fine, I won't ask then," Saitō Fubōfu said, clearly displeased. "Let me test just how capable this person you found really is!"

Maru was punished by being made to clean the cafeteria because of the trouble he caused at lunchtime today. At first, this unruly kid naturally disagreed. "How could I possibly clean the cafeteria?"

It wasn't until the Seated Officer presented the Yamabuki Chidori that Maru reluctantly stayed to clean.

"These bastards dare to order me around!" Maru wanted to quit, but he was also reluctant to give up this comfortable life, so he could only swallow his anger.

It was already late at night when he finished cleaning and was ready to return to his dormitory.

Just as he was about to reach the 11th Division, a ghostly figure appeared before Maru.

Maru looked at the person in front of him. They were dressed in black, and their figures were much smaller than his own. They were either a child or a woman, and their faces were covered, so he couldn't see their features.

Having lived in the deep mountains for many years, Maru became wary. Although the man looked thin and weak, he gave off a very dangerous vibe.

"Who are you? Why are you stopping me?" Maru reached out and gripped his sword. He didn't have Zanpakuto before; they were only Zanpakuto to him after he joined the 11th Division.

The man in black stood still, then suddenly vanished like a ghost. Maru hurriedly retreated, but the knife in the man's hand was already pressed against his neck.

"So fast!" Maru's expression changed. He had never seen such a fast sword before. Of course, neither Yamabuki Chidori nor Unohana had ever used a sword in front of him.

He felt a sharp pain on his neck, where a small wound had been cut. Maru retreated nervously and swung his sword wildly.

He had always fought with his fists and rarely used swords, so his proficiency with swords was very low. The man in black made a disapproving sound, which, judging from the voice, should be a girl.

As the two swords clashed, Maru felt his arm go numb instantly, and he and his sword were sent flying.

Maru couldn't believe he'd lost to a girl in terms of strength! This was utterly absurd!

"Who exactly are you? If you don't reveal your identity, I'll get rough with you!" Maru felt a little scared.

The girl Flash Step appeared in front of him, and with a flick of her palm, a powerful burst of Reiatsu blasted the Maru's body away, sending it crashing into a wall before finally coming to a stop.

Just as Maru was about to stand up, he suddenly felt a weight on his chest. The girl's foot was already on his chest, and a knife fell, piercing into Maru's side.

Maru was terrified and broke out in a cold sweat. He saw the girl take a deep breath, and then her fists and feet rained down like a storm.

People say you shouldn't hit someone in the face, but this girl specifically targets the face. The Maru blocked all ten punches, but it couldn't stop the subsequent attacks at all.

Fists rained down like a storm, turning Maru's not-so-handsome face into a pig's head.

Until the Maru completely fell into a coma.

"Huh? He's passed out? That's it?" The girl looked at the Maru in front of her with some surprise. It's already done for? It's too weak!

"Who? Who's over there?" The patrol team's voices came from afar. The girl knew she had caused trouble and Flash Step ran away.

The person in charge of patrolling tonight is none other than the Second Division Captain, Shunshun Shidō.

Normally, patrolling is a small matter that the Captain doesn't need to do personally, but tonight, Shunshun Shidō felt very bored at home, so she went out on patrol with the patrol team. Unexpectedly, she encountered such a fun thing!

When Shunshun Shidō saw Maru's face turned into a pig's head, he laughed out loud in a very immoral way.

"Whose subordinate is this? How could he have been beaten so badly?" asked Shunshun Shidō.

Someone immediately answered his question from behind.

"Captain, this looks like a member of the 11th Division."

"Yamabuki's subordinate? Tomorrow we can make a good joke of him about this!"

Suddenly, Shunshun Shidō sensed a figure disappearing into the darkness in the distance.

"It seems the criminal who beat someone up hasn't left yet. You guys take him to the Fourth Division first, and I'll go and bring the criminal back," said Shunshun Shidō calmly.

The Captain of the Gotei 13 are top-tier fighters besides Yamabuki Chidori and the Captain Commander, so they don't need to worry about any petty thieves they encounter.

Moreover, Shunshun Shidō's Flash Step had grown longer, and almost instantly his body caught up with the distant black shadow.

"Where do you think you're going? Stop right there!" Shunshun Shidō said calmly, then reached out to grab the back of the dark figure. Shunshun Shidō didn't know the strength of the Maru, and if he did, he wouldn't have been so careless when grabbing the person.

The dark figure vanished instantly from Shunshun Shidō's sight and appeared behind him.

Shunshun Shidō's pupils contracted—a master!

As a master of Hakuda and Flash Step, Shunshun Shidō's reaction speed was extremely fast; his leg, like a scorpion's tail, kicked towards the shadowy figure's chin.

The shadowy figure was incredibly fast, not only dodging Shunshun Shidō's attacks but also managing to launch a counterattack.

In an instant, the two fought with lightning speed, their bodies constantly Flash Step in the air above the Seireitei. Shunshun Shidō had not encountered such a powerful opponent since the Wandenreich Invasion War.

There's such a master in Seireitei? Shunshun Shidō's movements became even faster. He originally thought his opponent wouldn't be able to block his attack, but unexpectedly, the man in black perfectly blocked it.

"Who exactly are you?" Shunshun Shidō was extremely curious, as there were very few people in Seireitei with such skills.

A hint of anxiety flickered in the shadowy figure's eyes. Suddenly, she drew a flintlock pistol from her waist and pulled the trigger, firing a Kidō Bullet.

However, what spewed out of the gun was not a powerful Kidō energy, but crimson smoke.

Shunshun Shidō hurriedly retreated, and by the time the red smoke dissipated, the dark figure had vanished.

But regardless of the opponent's strength or the Kidō Bullet they used at the end, it's clear that this was definitely one of the Gotei 13's own people.

And... why does that twin tail look so familiar?

Wait, twin tails?

Chapter 104: Saito: Let me sleep with your wife for one night

Yamabuki Chidori was already asleep when a commotion came from outside the room, as if someone was being searched.

"Can't a person get some sleep in the middle of the night?" Yamabuki Chidori said, somewhat annoyed.

Just then, a figure burst through the door and quickly slipped into his bed.

"Huh???" Both Yamabuki Chidori and Unohana were taken aback. Who is this?

Upon closer inspection, it became clear that the person who had crawled in was Saito, though she was now dressed in night clothes and looked somewhat disheveled.

"What are you doing in the middle of the night instead of sleeping? I'm a very proper person, I would never do a threesome..." Yamabuki Chidori said with a serious face.

"Never mind that for now, help me deal with the pursuers outside. Shihōin runs faster than a rabbit, I'm exhausted!" Saitō Fubōfu said breathlessly.

With no other option, Yamabuki Chidori stood up, clutching an outer garment. Sure enough, Shunshun Shidō and a group of people had already surrounded the area.

"I said... what happened? Can someone come and explain it to me?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

Shunshun Shidō smiled and said, "It's nothing serious, really. It's just that an assassin broke into your room, and we'd like to go in and search it, is that alright?"

"If you wish to conduct a search, please present a search warrant," Yamabuki Chidori said expressionlessly.

Shunshun Shidō showed a very troubled expression, because the search warrant ultimately had to go through the Staff Department to be effective, and the General Staff was in the hands of Yamabuki.

"I'm doing this for your own good. Did an assassin really enter your house, or is this assassin...?" Shunshun Shidō revealed a meaningful smile.

At first, he was indeed intimidated by the other person's attire, but after a brief exchange and recognizing the person's build and clothing, he quickly recognized who it was.

That brat! She's given me so much extra work!

Once I catch you, I will definitely torture you.

They'll tickle your belly with a feather until you beg for mercy.

And how could I possibly let such a good thing slip by?

So, the enforcement is just a pretense; the real purpose is to have fun.

Yamabuki Chidori understood perfectly well what Shunshun Shidō was thinking! The Shihōin Clan had been cats for generations, and Shunshun Shidō's personality wasn't much different from a cat's; having fun was the most important thing!

"I'm sorry, I don't agree to you searching my room. Besides, it's very inconvenient with women in my house. Can I leave now? I have to go to work tomorrow morning, and I'm very tired!" Yamabuki Chidori yawned.

Shunshun Shidō looked bored. "You have absolutely no sense of humor."

"Alright, alright, since you say there isn't any, then there isn't! Let's all retreat!" Shunshun Shidō led the others away.

After Shunshun Shidō left, Yamabuki Chidori returned to her room and immediately grabbed Saitō Fubōfu twin tails.

"Do you want to explain to me why you suddenly crawled into my bed in the middle of the night? Are you burning with lust and want to find someone of the opposite sex for comfort?" Yamabuki Chidori said.

Saitō Fubōfu, kept shaking his head, trying to break free from Yamabuki Chidori's clutches. In the end, realizing he couldn't escape, he simply told the truth.

"Let me tell you, that Maru got a good beating! Look at his expression, he's questioning his existence! I'm so happy!" Saitō Fubōfu laughed loudly.

Yamabuki Chidori 've never been so speechless in my life. So you were chased like a rabbit just for this?

"Go to sleep, go to sleep!" Yamabuki Chidori wanted to pull the covers over herself and continue sleeping.

Unohana was wearing a silk nightgown and yawning.

"I'm not going out, I might get caught if I do! Unohana ~~ How about we sleep together tonight? Didn't we often share a blanket before you got married?" Saitō Fubōfu hugged Unohana tightly.

"Please calm down, the woman you're holding is my wife." Yamabuki Chidori reached out and poked Saito's forehead.

"How about I sleep with your wife for one night?" Saitō Fubōfu asked.

"You wish! Get out of here, I have to go to work tomorrow! What if I'm late and get my pay docked?" Yamabuki Chidori was half asleep and tried to crawl back into her bed, but Saito kicked her out.

"It's settled then!" Saitō Fubōfu, actually took off his outer garment.

"I admit we have a good relationship, but shouldn't you be wary of me? I'm not exactly a gentleman." Yamabuki Chidori looked helpless.

Actually, he had seen this body before.

When the two of them were on a mission together, Saito was seriously injured. When Yamabuki Chidori treated Saito's wounds, she examined them inside and out, almost turning his internal organs inside out.

Unohana gently stroked Saito's head.

"That's true, it's so late already, Saito shouldn't go back, let's all sleep together," Unohana said gently.

Just as Yamabuki Chidori was about to climb up, Unohana said to her husband, "Honey, you go sleep in the living room."

Yamabuki Chidori, looking dejected, came to the living room and slept on the floor with her blanket. What kind of situation is this?

However, the fighting power of this kid, Maru, is lower than he imagined. Saito can beat him up even without releasing his Zanpakuto. Whether he can get past Kuchiki Ginrei is still unknown.

Forget it, I'll think about these things tomorrow.

The next morning, Yamabuki Chidori returned to her bedroom and found that Saito was sleeping in a terrible position, sprawled out in a starfish shape, wearing Unohana's nightgown. Perhaps he had moved around too much while sleeping, as the hem of the nightgown had been pulled up to his thighs, exposing his fair and firm thighs to the air.

The upper part of the nightgown also slipped down to her upper arm because of her loose sleeping posture.

Moreover, she wasn't wearing a bra under her nightgown, creating a seductive and alluring scene.

Are you sure you're not trying to entice me to commit a crime?

Suddenly, Yamabuki Chidori's eyes.

A pair of gentle hands reached out from behind and covered his eyes.

"I'm going to get angry if you keep watching!" Unohana's voice came from behind Yamabuki Chidori.

"Fine, fine, I won't look! Sigh!" Yamabuki Chidori sighed helplessly. It seemed she would have to put up a sign at the entrance tomorrow: Saito and dogs are not allowed inside.

Just then, Saitō Fubōfu stretched and groggily got out of bed.

Due to gravity, the tank top I wore before bed completely slipped off my shoulders.

Saitō Fubōfu, was completely unaware that there was a man in front of her, so she pulled up her bra strap.

"I didn't sleep well at all last night! Unohana's sleeping posture is terrible, or what did you do last night? You almost choked me with your hand! I need to go home and catch up on my sleep! I'll come over for lunch, don't forget to bring my share!" Saitō Fubōfu walked outside in a daze.

Chapter 105: The Maru's First Mission

Seeing Saito's state, Yamabuki Chidori and Unohana simultaneously grabbed Saitō Fubōfu's shoulders and pulled her back. How could she go out dressed like that?

The two of them acted like the parents of a rebellious teenager, changing her clothes tonight.

Yamabuki Chidori rubbed his temples. Even though they were very close friends, why did he feel like he was raising a disobedient daughter?

Unohana probably thinks the same way.

As a result, Saito didn't return home until after breakfast, yawning, to catch up on sleep.

Completely disregarding the trouble they've caused.