Soul Society: Just Want to Retire
Chapter 231

Senior, Times Have Changed / The Daily Life of a Master and Student Tripping Each Other Up

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What... what is this thing even written?

Aizen covered his face, realizing that after seeing this, he would probably never be able to look his Teacher in the eye again!

Driven by intense curiosity, Aizen continued flipping through the pages.

The untold story between Yamabuki Chidori and the dark-skinned pretty boy.

Shocking! The Chief Strategist's past—he actually had such a past with the psychopathic killer!

Despair ensued; even the cheerful and optimistic Fifth Division Captain couldn't escape the Chief Strategist's clutches!

Shocking! The Chief Strategist actually had a male lover in Hueco Mundo. What was the reason for Yamabuki Chidori's defection to Hueco Mundo back then?

How disgusting! Why is Yamabuki Chidori so considerate to her young male subordinates?!

Blanch!

Aizen got goosebumps all over. Just how much hatred did the author of this book have for the Teacher? If the Teacher saw this, killing him to silence him would be the least of his worries, right?

But it must be said that if this thing were released, it would definitely sell like hotcakes, because people always like to pursue things that are exotic, especially enjoying hearing gossip about high-ranking officials.

"Teacher, it's not that I'm being unfilial, it's just that I'm powerless to help you. You'd better pray for yourself from now on." Aizen helplessly covered his face.

Is this the legendary perspective of a fujoshi (female fan of BL)?

Actually, this is similar to some men who enjoy shipping lesbians.

These men may not enjoy dating themselves, but seeing two girls in anime or TV dramas, like Orange Blossom, makes them happier than if they were dating themselves.

Three days passed in the blink of an eye.

The day of Zero Division's Descent has arrived.

"Yamabuki, why did you bring a child with you?" Shunshun Shidō asked with a curious expression.

Aizen showed no nervousness in front of so many Captain, simply smiling and bowing to Captain, appearing very well-behaved and sensible.

"He insisted on seeing Zero Division, so I brought him along!" Yamabuki Chidori said calmly.

The other Captain all showed curious expressions, because even the Lieutenant were not qualified to receive the Zero Division, so it was really strange that Yamabuki Chidori had brought a child with her.

Shunsui Kyōraku and Jūshirō Ukitake also looked at Aizen with some curiosity.

They are both Aizen's senior brothers, so it seems they'll have to take good care of this junior brother from now on.

I have to say, the Teacher is really biased!

"Stop arguing, they're here," the Captain Commander said gently.

Sure enough, a strange point of light appeared in the sky. The next second, the point of light turned into a bizarre cylindrical flying object and crashed straight into the ground.

A moment later, the aircraft door opened, and two men stepped out: Ichibē Hyōsube and Sword God Nimaiya Ōetsu.

Their purpose in coming here was to take Tenjirō Kirinji to the Soul King Palace.

The Monk was quite cheerful. "Yamabuki, it's been hundreds of years! How have you been?"

The two had last met five hundred years ago. Yamabuki Chidori said with a forced smile, "Anyway, I'm doing better than you."

Don't be fooled by this smiling Monk; he's actually the most sinister character in the entire series.

We must be wary of him, lest we be tricked.

At this point in time, the most perfect Soul King Substitute is not Yhwach, not the yet-to-be-born Kurosaki Ichigo, nor any of the Fullbringer, but rather Yamabuki Chidori.

Five hundred years ago, Soul King decreed that if Yamabuki Chidori had been willing to succeed Soul King, he would have been turned into a human stick and kept in the Soul King Palace for five hundred years.

"Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto, you've finally gotten old!" Ichibē Hyōsube Ichibei looked at the now bald Captain Commander Yamamoto with a broad smile, clearly delighted.

Captain Commander Yamamoto simply snorted coldly and said nothing more.

"Why is there a child here?" The Sword God Nimaiya Ōetsu leaned down to look at Aizen.

Aizen looked at the people of the Zero Division and simply smiled slightly, appearing very polite.

"You guys hurry up and get down to business. Once you're done, head back quickly. We don't provide lunch," Yamabuki Chidori said with a look of disdain.

P. S.: I recommend two TV series with an orange theme.

"Couple of Mirrors," a Chinese drama, features two female leads who are incredibly sweet together.

Killing Eve, also known as the Two Women, is a British TV series about two women who have a love-hate relationship that is both sweet and heartbreaking.

Chapter 11: Senior, Times Have Changed

"It's been five hundred years since we last met, and you're still as indifferent as ever," the Monk said with a chuckle, as if he were seeing an old friend he hadn't seen for centuries.

Yamabuki Chidori, however, felt that the Monk was full of scheming, and that he might be plotting to turn her into a human stick.

"We're here to pick up Tenjirō Kirinji, so you don't need to worry." The Monk continued with a fake smile that made me feel very uncomfortable.

Tenjirō Kirinji strode out from the crowd, a hint of reluctance still in his eyes. After all, he had worked in the Gotei 13 for over 500 years, and leaving suddenly was still a little unsettling.

But only by reaching a higher level can one better showcase their abilities.

The other Captain didn't have any particular feelings towards the people from Zero Division. Looking at the sun in the sky, they realized it was almost lunchtime and they shouldn't be late for lunch.

The two from Zero Division discovered that the Gotei 13 really didn't intend to provide meals. The great Monk scratched his head helplessly. "Why do I feel like you're getting stingier and stingier? You weren't this stingy five hundred years ago! Last time we came down here we even had hot pot!"

"Hehe, the Gotei 13 is currently facing a severe shortage of funds, and we don't want to spend money on anything strange. Besides, you don't lack anything while living in the Soul King Palace, do you?" Yamabuki Chidori said with a forced smile, giving the impression that he was at odds with the Monk.

"Very well! In that case, we'll be leaving now. Kirinji, is there anything else you want to say? Once we arrive at the Soul King Palace, it won't be so easy to get back down." The Monk asked Tenjirō Kirinji.

Tenjirō Kirinji turned to look at Yamabuki Chidori: "Let's set a timeframe of five hundred years. Five hundred years from now, I will definitely develop a medical technique even more powerful than the Spirit Particle Suture Technique. Then, the two of us will have a showdown. It's a promise, no going back on it."

"Alright, let's set a limit of five hundred years. Let's see whose medical skills are better after five hundred years." Yamabuki Chidori was also a little reluctant to part with Tenjirō Kirinji, but she couldn't delay his future.

Joining the Zero Division is a promotion opportunity for most Shinigami.

Therefore, their responsibilities are different, and they are not in a relationship of responsibility for each other. However, joining the Zero Division means becoming Royal Guard, directly responsible to the Soul King.

Aizen muttered to himself, "The Zero Division, which has been rumored to be incredibly powerful, doesn't seem to be any different from ordinary Shinigami."

Who would have thought that these two unassuming people possessed such terrifying strength?

After seeing off the Zero Division, Yamabuki Chidori checked the time and realized it was lunchtime. She grabbed her little apprentice and ran to the dining hall.

"They have beef and radish buns for lunch today, hurry up or you won't get any." Yamabuki Chidori rushed towards the cafeteria. For him right now, the Descent the Zero Division was not as satisfying as eating meat buns for lunch.

Aizen's eye twitched slightly; his Teacher was just too unreliable.

But since we're having meat buns for lunch, we definitely need to hurry.

The Gotei 13 are like wolves when they're eating; if you're even a little late, it'll be too late.

And so, the two of them rushed to the cafeteria as fast as they could.

Each person ordered twenty meat buns.

"The best way to replenish your energy is to eat and drink your fill, then get a good night's sleep. By the way, do you prefer alcohol or tea? I'll prepare some for you!" Yamabuki Chidori asked Aizen.

"I'll be fine with tea." Aizen is still young and not old enough to drink alcohol.

"Alright, I have quite a lot of good tea stored up. I can't drink that much, so if you like, go and pick some yourself." Yamabuki Chidori said, "Also, this afternoon, I've arranged a sparring partner for you. I guarantee you'll be very satisfied."

I've been studying for several days now; it's time to see just how strong Aizen truly is.

Aizen calmly chewed on the meat bun in his mouth.

I wonder what kind of opponent the Teacher will prepare for him.

Before we knew it, it was afternoon.

Aizen met his sparring partner on the field.

She was a girl a year or two older than me, wearing glasses, with a cold face, and dressed in Shinigami Uniform; it was clear at a glance that she was a formal Shinigami.

"Why did you call me over right after dinner? Why the rush?" Risa Yadomaru looked at Yamabuki Chidori with curiosity.

Yamabuki Chidori pointed at Aizen not far away. "I called you here to be this kid's sparring partner. Just exchange a few blows; after all, he hasn't even graduated from the first year of the Shino Academy. He needs to find someone of similar strength to spar with in order to improve."

Lisa Yadōmaru sighed. Was it too much of an underestimation of herself to put her in a match against a freshman who hadn't even graduated yet?

"You don't need to sigh like that. Don't you have to handle all sorts of work in the team? I pushed all those tasks onto your Captain and told him that if he didn't finish them before dark, he should find a way to deal with him. Didn't you see Kyoraku's face just now? He looked like he wanted to eat me alive! So after I finish instructing the new students, how about I take you to get some shaved ice?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

Upon hearing that she wouldn't have to work and would get good food, Lisa Yadōmaru immediately perked up, drawing her Zanpakuto: "All I have to do is defeat this bespectacled kid, right? Then hurry up and come over here, don't waste any time."

Aizen bowed slightly to Lisa Yadōmaru Lisa Yadōmaru, who was his senior in terms of seniority.

"Alright, let's begin!" Aizen drew his sword.

Lisa Yadōmaru could tell from the opponent's movements that he was a complete novice. This was the first sword technique they learned when they enrolled, Thrust opening stance.

"As your senior, I'll teach you a lesson. Not every enemy uses a sword! Learning only rigid sword techniques is useless!" Lisa Yadōmaru softly called out the name of her Zanpakuto: "Defeat him, Iron Slag Dragonfly."

Suddenly, the Zanpakuto in her hand transformed into a gigantic spear with a thick, wide head and two blades on both sides. It was about two and a half meters long and looked enormous. At this moment, Lisa Yadōmaru's figure appeared rather petite, which seemed quite disproportionate to the huge sword in her hand.

"If I pull out a two-and-a-half-meter-long spear, how will you deal with it? Still Thrust? Let's see who stabs whom first!" Lisa Yadōmaru said smugly.

Aizen suddenly raised his hand. "Teacher, I haven't awakened my Zanpakuto yet, so I think this battle is very unfair. Can I make this battle a little fairer?"

Yamabuki Chidori remained silent, wanting to see what kind of tricks this kid was up to.

Aizen then took out a Spirit Particle Musket from his clothes and loaded it with a Kidō Bullet.

"Senior, times have changed."

Chapter Twelve: The Daily Life of Master and Disciple Trolling Each Other

"Bang!!!"

A burst of white lightning erupted from the gun!

Lisa Yadōmaru hurriedly dodged White Lightning's shots.

"Wait! Isn't this cheating? Using Kidō Bullet!" Lisa Yadōmaru shouted.

A white light flashed behind Aizen's glasses. "The rules don't prohibit the use of Kidō Bullet, which means my attack is within the rules."

As he spoke, Aizen rapidly reloaded his ammunition.

"This low-level Kidō can't hurt me! You dare to play dirty tricks on me? I'll show you right now, when there's an absolute difference in strength, little tricks are useless!" Lisa Yadōmaru charged forward, brandishing the Iron Slag Dragonfly in her hand.

Aizen had already reloaded his bullets by this time.

"I forgot to tell you, the highest level of Hadō I've mastered is... Twin Lotus Sky Fire Fall." Aizen looked at Lisa Yadōmaru Lisa Yadōmaru an indifferent expression, while pointing his gun at her.

Lisa Yadōmaru's expression changed slightly. The Twin Lotus Sky Fire Fall Drop was a high-level Kidō of the 70s. If it were hit head-on, it would be either fatal or seriously injured.

Left with no other choice, she could only avoid direct confrontation and prepare to attack from the side.

"I was just kidding! How could I possibly have such a high-level Kidō Bullet?" Aizen smiled slightly, "Your weapon has too long an attack range. A head-on confrontation would be very disadvantageous for me. But just now, in order to dodge the Kidō Bullet, you chose to attack from the side. As a result, the advantage of your long weapon was not so obvious."

"Nonsense!" Lisa Yadōmaru shouted, thrusting her spear forward. Aizen, however, pointed his spear at the ground, twitched his finger slightly, and pulled the trigger.

Bang!

Reddish-brown smoke billowed up from the scene.

It was Yamabuki Chidori's signature move Sekienton.

Lisa Yadōmaru's thrust clearly missed its mark. The next second, a sharp sword blade came crashing down. Lisa Yadōmaru to parry, but the spear was simply too long. It was impossible to pull it all back in an instant, so she could only barely block the enemy's attack with the hilt.

The instant the gun and the blade collided, Lisa Yadōmaru felt an overwhelming force. Her tender arms ached from the impact, and her legs were forced into a kneeling position due to the immense pressure.

"His strength is so great? If he's so strong, why didn't he fight me head-on from the start? Why did I resort to these underhanded tactics?" Lisa Yadōmaru's mind raced, but it was too late.

"Bakudo One, Seal." Aizen used Bakudo at point-blank range. The ability of Bakudo One is very simple: it forces a person's hands behind their back. Lisa Yadōmaru was hit by Bakudo at point-blank range, and her hands twisted uncontrollably behind her back.

The spear also fell to the ground.

"It's over, Senpai." Aizen gently placed the sword against Lisa Yadōmaru's neck.

Lisa Yadōmaru never imagined that she would be so easily defeated by a first-year student who hadn't even graduated yet. She was a formal Shinigami!

I'll never be able to face anyone again!

Thinking of this, Lisa Yadōmaru burst into tears, feeling wronged!

Aizen blinked and looked at his Teacher. This was unexpected. What should he do if a girl was crying?

Yamabuki Chidori rolled her eyes at Aizen. What to do? Hurry up and coax him!

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