Chapter Thirteen: For Some Reason... It Became Popular? / Chapter Fourteen: Hane Hane Chiyo, From This Day Forward, You Are the Heroine of the Book

If Kyoraku finds out that Lisa was bullied and cried, he definitely won't lend her to me again.

"Isn't fighting about using your strengths to overcome the enemy's weaknesses? Isn't that what you called me, Teacher? Did I do something wrong?" Aizen blinked.

You think you can argue with me?

"Lisa, how about I treat you to a big meal today? Dinner's on me!" Yamabuki Chidori asked cautiously.

"No, I want to fight him fair and square. Only by winning can I wash away my humiliation," Lisa Yadōmaru said firmly.

"Look, there's nothing I can do. Even I, your Teacher, can't help you anymore." Yamabuki Chidori spread her hands, having done her best.

Aizen nodded. "Alright!"

Without a word, Lisa Yadōmaru picked up her Iron Slag Dragonfly and slashed at it.

One minute later.

Lisa Yadōmaru knelt on the ground, her eyes glazed over.

We lost!

He was defeated squarely and honorably.

This kid is so strong, why did he have to resort to so many tricks just now? That doesn't make sense!

Seemingly seeing through Lisa Yadōmaru's doubts, Aizen explained with a smile, "My Teacher told me that if I can ambush someone, I should never fight head-on; if I can gang up on someone, I should never fight one-on-one. I was just following what my Teacher told me, right, Teacher?"

As expected, after hearing Aizen's words, Lisa Yadōmaru immediately turned her attention to Yamabuki Chidori.

"Why did you teach him such strange things? Is this what a Teacher should say? He looks like a decent person, how did you turn him into a scoundrel who only knows how to sneak attack? This is all your fault, you know?" Lisa Yadōmaru adopted a lecturing posture.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I'll do it again next time." Yamabuki Chidori refused to admit her mistake, whatever, I'm willing to teach her this way.

In the three major Death-Fire-Sea, and One Piece, "sneak attacks" are often not considered within the scope of combat power.

The most famous sword strike in Bleach was Aizen Gin Ichimaru's sneak attack on Aizen.

At that time, the difference in their strength was enormous, yet Aizen was still nearly killed by a sneak attack from the God Killing Spear.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

Without hesitation, Lisa Yadōmaru chose the most expensive restaurant. Whether the food was good or not was another matter, but it was definitely pricey.

Finally, after eating and drinking her fill, Lisa Yadōmaru happily went home.

Only Aizen couldn't laugh anymore.

"Teacher, I understand treating her to a meal, but why use my money?" Aizen looked at his empty purse and almost vomited blood. He was a poor student who lived entirely on the stipend from the Shino Academy. This meal had eaten up his entire month's stipend.

"You're the one who made him cry, so of course you should pay for it! I'm not going to pay for it for you," Yamabuki Chidori with a matter-of-fact smile.

Aizen said again, "I can understand eating out, but why is this restaurant so expensive? Who owns this kind of restaurant?"

Yamabuki Chidori glanced at the restaurant's sign, then smiled and said, "This seems to be my restaurant... Why are you drawing your sword? Calm down. I can introduce you to a kitchen job; you can come and work part-time to supplement your income when you're not busy."

Aizen smiled broadly; he finally understood that his Teacher was indeed an unreliable person.

"Teacher," Aizen a smile.

"Hmm? Why are you suddenly laughing so happily? Did you remember something happy?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

"Of course. I'm very happy, Teacher. I bet you won't be laughing for long." Aizen thought of that book and became even more smug.

Chapter Thirteen: Out of nowhere... it became popular?

Today is a good day.

Although the sun was bright, the wind was unusually cool. Yamabuki Chidori taught Aizen Flash Step told him to find a place to practice on his own. As the saying goes, the master leads you to the door, but the practice is up to you. He had been taught what he needed to learn, and how much he could comprehend depended entirely on his own understanding.

It's not because I want to be lazy that I'm making excuses.

A cool breeze swept by, stirring up a few fallen leaves.

Yamabuki Chidori saw two female Grim Reapers walking towards him.

Upon seeing the Yamabuki Chidori, the two girls suddenly blushed and whispered among themselves.

The last girl, who seemed a bit braver, walked over, took out a book, and turned to the last page.

"Chief Strategist, could you sign your name for me?" the girl asked, blushing.

Yamabuki Chidori was taken aback. An autograph? Have I become a celebrity now? Besides, the Gotei 13 doesn't practice personality cults, does they?

However, seeing how much these two young girls admired him, Yamabuki Chidori couldn't refuse them, so he signed his name on the last page of the book.

The two little girls seemed very excited, hugging each other as if they had received some precious treasure.

Yamabuki Chidori looked at the two little girls with a curious expression.

"Um... Chief Strategist, I know this road will be very difficult, but we will always support you," the two girls said, blushing.

This statement from Yamabuki Chidori seems a bit strange to me. What do you mean by "difficult"? Why are you supporting me? Is it because my work is extremely demanding?

"It's just so-so, just so-so!" Yamabuki Chidori said, scratching his head a little embarrassed. His biggest worry every day was what to eat for dinner. Others did all the trivial work, and he was being told that he was working so hard, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

The two little girls skipped and hopped away.

"Sigh! I really don't understand what kind of idols girls idolize these days," Yamabuki Chidori sighed.

I had walked less than twenty meters when two more girls appeared in front of me, each holding a book and blushing as they asked for my autograph.

"Wait... has my prestige become that high? People just walk down the street and ask me for autographs?" Yamabuki Chidori looked puzzled, but she couldn't let these little girls down, so she signed her name on the last page of the book with a flourish.

The two girls ran off excitedly, clutching their books.

He hadn't walked more than twenty meters when he ran into another girl asking for his autograph.

Yamabuki Chidori vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

He was indeed quite famous in the Gotei 13, but the admiration in these young girls' eyes was completely different from idol worship.

If I had to use one word to describe the look in these young girls' eyes, it would be "watching the show."

He even saw a girl give him a strange, maternal smile when she asked for an autograph—a smile that usually only appears when shipping a couple.

However, until now, Yamabuki Chidori has not realized the seriousness of the situation.

When they arrived at the cafeteria for lunch, the male Shinigami didn't seem to care, but the girls pointed and whispered about Yamabuki Chidori, as if afraid of being overheard.

"What's wrong with them? Are they possessed?" Yamabuki Chidori asked curiously.

The male Grim Reapers were also completely baffled, unable to understand what was wrong with these girls.

Ultimately Yamabuki Chidori became too curious and approached a girl, asking, "Can you tell me what you guys are up to? How about I join you?"

As a result, the girls scattered and didn't want to play with him at all.

"Brother Yamabuki, you've come to eat too." Chōjirō Sasakibe walked over with a tray at that moment.

"Sasakibe, I haven't seen you for several days. Have you been busy with work these past few days?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.

"There's a mountain of documents to process, my shoulders are aching." Chōjirō Sasakibe stretched his shoulders slightly.

After hundreds of years of growth, Chōjirō Sasakibe has grown from a boy into a young man who looks to be in his late twenties.

"Your shoulders hurt? Want me to massage them for you? I learned it from Shijima Chiru." Yamabuki Chidori reached out and massaged Chōjirō Sasakibe's shoulders.

"Ouch! That hurts!" Chōjirō Sasakibe couldn't help but flinch.

As a result, the girls nearby made subtle noises, their faces flushed as they watched the two important figures interact.

"So what the book said was true! This is so sweet!" A girl from the Sixth Division Hand Muff her face with her hands, looking shy.

The other boys were completely baffled. Why were these girls acting so strangely today? It was like they'd taken the wrong medicine.

Yamabuki Chidori decided to ignore the girls and go straight home after lunch to take a nap. If there was anything very important, she would have someone deliver the documents to her house.

I have to admit the food was pretty good today.

After eating and drinking her fill, Yamabuki Chidori patted her belly and returned home, only to find that Unohana was also home.

I remember now, Unohana was on vacation today, so I was resting at home. But when I came back, Unohana was unusually flustered and hurriedly hid something under the table.

Yamabuki Chidori, with his keen eyes, squinted at his wife.

"Can you tell me what you're hiding? This whole day has been strange. These girls from the Gotei 13 like they've seen a superstar whenever they see me." Yamabuki Chidori looked under the table and discovered that there was a book underneath.

Could it be something... meant to enhance intimacy... or something to record certain unusual positions...?

Wait a minute! We've been married for five hundred years! What haven't we seen?

Unohana stiffly tucked the book into her coat. "Why are you back so early today? Why don't you go for a walk before coming back? Just think of it as an after-dinner stroll."

Yamabuki Chidori rolled up her sleeves and charged forward like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey.

Unohana turned and ran, only to be pinned to the ground by her own husband.

"Tell me right now what you're hiding, or I'll tickle your feet. I know you're ticklish!" Yamabuki Chidori threatened.

Unohana's face was already bulging with barely concealed emotion. "You absolutely can't tell!"

Without saying a word, Yamabuki Chidori reached into Unohana's arms and snatched the book away.

Unohana was almost laughing so hard Hand Muff.

With great curiosity, Yamabuki Chidori turned to the first page.

This barrage of bizarre descriptions struck him like a thunderbolt.

After a long while, he stiffly raised his head.

"This is... a pornographic novel? And the main character... is me?"

Chapter Fourteen: Hane Hane Chiyo, From this day forward, you are the mistress of this world.

The book depicts a deeply moving friendship between men.

Yamabuki Chidori finally understood why those girls would shyly cover their faces when they got close to her.

If one day those Teacher who make adult films suddenly appeared in front of you, I wonder what your reaction would be.

Yamabuki Chidori stood up unsteadily and suddenly pulled the door open.

"Where are you going?" Unohana looked at the erotic novel featuring her husband and seemed quite pleased with herself.

Yamabuki Chidori revealed a gentle smile, "There can only be one person who could do something like this, Hane Hane Chiyo. I'll go and smash her head open right now, and show her what Electrocution methods are."

"Even if you tear her to pieces, it won't matter. This book went on sale yesterday, and it's already sold 20,000 copies. Guess how many girls have read these stories? Even though they know they're fake, the feeling... um... is weird, but anyway, it's fun to read." Unohana laughed until tears almost came to her eyes.

"In this matter today, it's either her or me. It's either me or her." Yamabuki Chidori's face was filled with a faint despair.

The first page of this book also contains a very fatal sentence.

This work is based on a true story.

Seriously?!

Believe it or not, I'm telling you the truth.

Yamabuki Chidori drew her Zanpakuto, activated Teleportation, and instantly appeared at the Hane Hane Family.

Hane Hane Chiyo was still writing furiously. She hadn't expected her book to sell so well. In just two days, she had sold 20,000 copies, making her a fortune. Since it was so popular, she was determined to squeeze every last drop out of it.

She has already prepared a novella, a sequel, and a grand sequel, and can write this story until she dies.

"As expected, no girl in this world dislikes shopping and BL. I think I've grasped the secret to wealth." Hane Hane Chiyo is currently writing a novella, and she believes it will be a bestseller once it's published. This time, in addition to large sections of fanservice, she'll also add some touching stories of friendship.

Just as she was dreaming of getting rich, a chilling murderous aura appeared behind her.

"Chiyo! Haven't I hit you for days?" Yamabuki Chidori exuded the aura of a killing god.

Hane Hane Chiyo turned around stiffly and saw Yamabuki Chidori looking at her with the same eyes one would give a beast of burden.

Oh no, the person in question has come knocking on our door.

"Yamabuki... Hello! What brings you here? Would you like me to cook you a bowl of noodles?" Hane Hane Chiyo was searching for her escape route. With her ability to Hide the Sky and her powerful Kidō cultivation, she was sure she could escape with ease.

"Bankai, Scarlet Angel." Yamabuki Chidori held twin swords, her entire body radiating an astonishing aura.

"Um... let's Bankai!" Hane Hane Chiyo had personally witnessed Yamabuki Chidori's Yhwach.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll never do it again! This is all the royalties I've received, please forgive me this time." Hane Hane Chiyo admitted defeat very quickly.

"You think you can buy my dignity with this little money? You seriously underestimate me. Don't think that price can solve everything. I've already thought of a way to punish you. Take off your clothes." Yamabuki Chidori had an evil smile on her face.