Xiao Yan arrived at a big new city, seeing a bridge along the way.
"Alright! I'll just dash straight across to Sunshine Town on the other side like this."
"Wait a minute, kid, this bridge is exclusively for cars; you can't walk across." The bridge attendant stopped Xiao Yan, and right then, several pretty older girls rode bicycles onto the bridge nearby.
"Didn't you say it's a car-only bridge? Why can't bicycles go across?" Xiao Yan asked the attendant, puzzled.
"There's a bicycle lane built on the bridge, so of course bicycles can cross," the attendant replied.
He took out a Poké Ball and called out the Pokémon inside.
"Come out! Charizard, fly me across this bridge."
With that, he first made a funny face at the nearby attendant, and then Xiao Yan mounted Charizard's back, soaring straight into the sky.
"Since I have Charizard anyway, why do I still need to waste time arguing with that attendant just now? Wouldn't it be faster to just ride Charizard and fly across?"
"You've finally broken through your blind spot, Watson." An old man driving a white cloud appeared beside Xiao Yan, exuding a thick aura of perversion all over his body.
"Who are you?" Xiao Yan wasn't startled; he just felt that nothing was impossible in this world.
"My name is Laughing Monk. My hobby is collecting all kinds of cute dolls, having the dolls accompany me at night, and also..." Laughing Monk kept talking to Xiao Yan about things unsuitable for children, and upon hearing this, Xiao Yan finally couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Charizard, Flamethrower." Charizard burned away the cloud beneath the old man, and shortly after, the old man fell into the sea. Before long, an old man wearing an angel halo and angel wings flew up, flashing a warm and kindly smile at Xiao Yan.
"Anyway, in the end I still have to clean up my **** myself, otherwise the room will have a fishy smell, and no girls will dare come to my house to play in the future." With those words finished, Laughing Monk ascended to heaven.
(What is up with that old man? I'm currently eleven years old on the outside and still just a kid, but my mentality is thirteen-it would be a miracle if I didn't understand what he just said.) Xiao Yan thought to himself.
Right then, many street racers appeared on the bridge, the bicycle-riding ones speeding along, and at this moment the bridge attendant, covered in injuries, collapsed to the ground and used his last breath to call the police.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Here, we are the king!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yan decided to go down and let them know they were still way too green to want to be kings.
"Hey! Charizard's sidekick, yeah you, keep looking." As soon as Xiao Yan and Charizard landed on the bridge, they were immediately surrounded by the street racers looking for trouble.
"I just like being here. As long as I like it, what's wrong with that?" Facing these delinquents, Xiao Yan was no pushover either; it was impossible for him to back down now.
"Oh~ wanna fight, huh? Golem, crush them." One of the street racers called out Golem, and the corners of Xiao Yan's mouth ticked slightly upward at that.
"Perfect, I was still worrying about how to get my Pokémon to absorb experience quickly and evolve ASAP, and here come people delivering themselves for a beating." Facing the rapidly rolling Golem, Xiao Yan was completely fearless, and he was seen gripping an already opened Poké Ball in his hand.
"Surf." At that moment, the energy of water formed a huge wave on the bridge, washing Golem right into the river beneath it, and the river current below flowed very swiftly, so the subsequent outcome was just as one would expect.
"Golem!" That Golem trainer immediately lunged to the edge of the bridge, calling out to Golem in an attempt to summon him back, but Golem had already lost its ability to battle and fainted; no matter how he called, Golem ultimately couldn't come back.
"It's not over yet! There's me too."
"Wait, me first."
"I was here first."
The street racers successively called out their own Pokémon, surrounding Xiao Yan and Wartortle in the middle.
(Want to win with numbers, huh...)
Xiao Yan took out all the Poké Balls on his body.
"Come out, everyone."
Xiao Yan summoned Charizard, Pikachu, Umbreon, Riolu, Bagon, and Wartortle-who had been brought out earlier-intending to use six Pokémon to counter the thirty-some Pokémon on the opposing side. For Xiao Yan's Pokémon, they weren't afraid at all; instead, they considered it a great opportunity to absorb experience.
"Charizard, Fire Blast; Pikachu, Thunderbolt; Wartortle, Aqua Tail; Umbreon, Dark Pulse; Riolu, Shadow Claw; Bagon, Dragon Breath." Instantly, a massive burst of energy stirred up a cloud of smoke across the bridge, and within the smoke, Pokémon continuously collapsed, all of which supposedly belonged to the street racers.
"They're simply too strong, they're absolute demons." Many street racers abandoned their fallen Pokémon and fled in panic. Amidst the melee, Wartortle was enveloped in a white light, and after the white light dispersed, what could be seen was no longer the figure of Wartortle, but the huge Blastoise.
"Great, Wartortle evolved." After Wartortle's evolution, this battle also reached its conclusion.
"Great job, everyone! Return!" Xiao Yan recalled his Pokémon one by one into their balls. Once all the Pokémon entered their Poké Balls, Pikachu also returned to Xiao Yan's shoulder. Left behind on the bridge were all the street racers' Pokémon, but they had already lost their ability to battle, and their masters had long since fled for their lives.
"These Pokémon are actually quite pitiful too; their true natures aren't bad, they were just used by their trainers to do bad things. Their training is truly trash, but I can't catch these Pokémon either. The rest can just be handled by the police, and I'm about ready to continue on my journey."
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