"Back when I first arrived in the Great Thousand World, the Spirit-Testing Pillar in the Great Desolation Divine Realm revealed that I possessed a 'double supreme sacred body,' something rarely seen even in hundreds of thousands of years!"
"The Great Desolation Divine Lord, Su Changqing, wanted to take me as his final disciple on the spot. He even wanted to hand me the reins of the Divine Realm."
Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang shuddered, a fanatical light instantly bursting from his lone eye.
"R-really?!"
"Of course."
Tang San lied so convincingly that even he believed it.
"And it wasn't just the Great Desolation Divine Realm. Later, when I passed through the Endless Fire Domain, I casually took out a mechanical blueprint."
"The legendary Flame Emperor, Xiao Yan, was astounded! He immediately ordered that his cherished daughter, Princess Xiao Xiao, be married to me, and even begged me to incorporate the Tang Sect Hidden Weapons into the Endless Fire Domain's Artifact Refining Hall."
Yu Xiaogang trembled with excitement, his only remaining hand clutching the dirt.
"Wonderful! Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful!"
"I knew my theories were invincible! Twin martial souls combined with the Tang Sect Secret Arts are enough to sweep through any world!"
Yu Xiaogang's face glowed, as though he could already see himself revered by thousands as the "Emperor's Teacher."
But then doubt struck him again.
"But, Little San, if two superpowers were fighting over you, why are you in this filthy ditch with a broken leg?"
Tang San sighed softly, raised his head, and gazed at the pitch-black night sky.
His expression seemed to pity the world's strife.
"Precisely because they fought too fiercely."
Tang San spoke in a helpless tone:
"The Great Desolation Divine Lord and the Flame Emperor were even willing to come to blows over who would have