This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild!
Chapter 8

Bro, are you... impotent?

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It was Huo Yuchen's turn.

Xu Su was already prepared to fold down his fingers.

After all, with Huo Yuchen's resources, he only had to casually mention a few things related to wealth to make everyone fold down every last finger. There really was no competing with him.

And yet, just as he was thinking this with absolute certainty, Huo Yuchen moved his lips and said something completely beyond his imagination-

"I've never slept with anyone."

Everyone: ???

Xu Su: ???

At that very moment, all the question marks in the world had landed on their foreheads.

They had never imagined that Huo Yuchen would actually share something so private.

After all, they were livestreaming.

Never mind whether they counted as people-how many viewers across the country were watching?

At the same time, they had never imagined that a rich Crown Prince with power, influence, money, and looks would actually still be a virgin.

After all, he was already twenty-five.

In the old days, he could have been the father of eight children by now.

How could they not be baffled???

The live comments, however, took a completely different turn from the scene on set.

It was as if they had plunged into a vat of filthy thoughts:

[Aaaaah, that's my perfect husband!!! Even his body is still pure!!! Honey! Wait for me! I'm getting hymen repair surgery right now!!!]

[Huff, huff, I'm already imagining being all lovey-dovey with our innocent young Crown Prince [shy][shy][shy]]

[Honey!!! Tell me!!! How much bride price do you want!!! I'll come marry you right now!!!]

[Aaaaaaaaaah I'm contorting! Crawling in the dark! Rolling! Wriggling in the shadows! Howling! Twisting my waist wildly!]

[You people above! Have some decency!! Stop lusting after someone else's husband!!!-That's right, I'm his lawful spouse! Come on, honey, I'm ready for our first time!]

A moment later, Xu Su's puzzled voice broke the deathly silence. "Bro, are you... impotent?"

"..."

Huo Yuchen's eyes darkened slightly. He shifted his gaze to meet those clear, moist eyes and said evenly, "It's called keeping myself pure."

As if he had not heard him, Xu Su leaned toward his ear and continued, "Have you seen a doctor?"

He even deliberately lowered his voice, though everyone present could actually hear him.

"...I'll say it again. It's called keeping myself pure." Huo Yuchen was getting a little impatient.

Xu Su still acted as though he had not heard. "Is it incurable?"

"..."

Huo Yuchen stopped talking.

Seeing his silence, Xu Su's eyes suddenly lit up. "I get it! There's no cure, is there!"

Huo Yuchen: "..."

Shen Chuanzhu and the others looked at Director Yu. Their mouths stayed shut, but their eyes said it all: This is where things stand. You decide whether we should keep filming.

Director Yu replied with his eyes: Don't panic!

[What nonsense is he spouting??? Is anyone going to stop him!!! Does spreading rumors cost nothing these days!!!!!]

[I feel like Huo Yuchen is about to murder someone]

[That damn Xu Su actually dared to spread rumors that my husband can't get it up?! The AUDACITY!!! Honey, come to bed. Let's prove him wrong!]

[Xu Su, hurry up and hide abroad for a while. This really isn't a small matter]

#Huo Yuchen Keeping Himself Pure#

#Huo Group's Crown Prince Pure As Ice And Jade#

#Xu Su Malicious Rumormongering#

As expected, the trending topics were refreshed once again.

On set.

After staring steadily into Xu Su's eyes for a moment, Huo Yuchen spoke in an icy tone. "Say one more word, and I won't mind sending you to the afterlife."

With no regard for his own life, Xu Su said, "Could you send me something else? I don't want the afterlife. I want fifty million."

Mostly, that fifty-million loan weighed on his heart, clogging it up unbearably, like a first youthful love that had ultimately fizzled out-painful to the marrow!

Huo Yuchen laughed in anger.

He had not expected Xu Su to not only have no fear of death, but to get picky about it too, demanding fifty million just like that.

"Were you born in the year of the lion?" he asked.

"No..."

Xu Su wanted to say, No, I was born in the year of the pixiu.

But before the words could leave his mouth, a disdainful voice rang out from across from him:

"Xu Su, could you have some shame? What are you to him? How can you just ask him for fifty million?"

"..."

The moment those words fell, the atmosphere on set froze.

From a certain perspective, Xu Su asking for money out of nowhere really did seem shameless.

But!

"Isn't someone who acts one way to your face and another behind your back even more shameless?"

Xu Su looked at Li Weizhou with a meaningful smile. "Why don't we put everything out in the open and really talk it through?"

"You!"

It was an unmistakable warning. Li Weizhou heard the threat in it, and his face immediately turned livid. He did not dare say anything more.

At that moment, Zhuang Luo quietly glanced at Li Weizhou, his gaze complicated.

But he soon looked away without saying anything.

Xu Su scoffed, then turned his gaze back to Huo Yuchen, his smile bright and fawning.

"I don't know about shame. All I know is that you should never turn down money for the sake of your dignity."

Huo Yuchen's gaze had been somewhat dark, but upon hearing those words, he instantly reined in that darkness, and a faint curve rose at the corner of his lips.

"Fair point. Then what will you offer in exchange?"

Seeing that he seemed to be relenting, as if he really intended to give him the money, Xu Su immediately scrambled off the sofa and knelt on the floor.

"Crown Prince! Just give the word, and this old servant will climb mountains of blades and plunge into seas of fire, whatever it takes!"

His voice exploded through the villa.

Everyone else: "..."

[[thumbs up] I bow to no one, but I bow to you!]

[He used to be a hopeless romantic, and now he's a gold digger. I just want to ask, can't an entertainer like Xu Su be banned across the board?]

[This guy has completely given up on having any shame. He really will say anything now]

[I won't deny that what he said earlier was shameless, but that last line really makes sense. You really shouldn't turn down money for the sake of your dignity]

[No other meaning intended, I just want to ask whether you really get paid after doing that? If so, please send me the address. I'll be right there.]

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