Young and foolish at twenty

The ridiculous begging segment was finally brought back on track by dozens of coughs from Director Yu.

In Huo Yuchen's round, everyone except Xu Su put down a finger.

Seeing this, Xu Su swept his gaze over them:

Shen Chuanzhu was married and had a child, so it was perfectly understandable that he had put down a finger.

Li Weizhou and Zhuang Luo had been together for two years, young and hot-blooded, a spark to dry tinder, so it was perfectly understandable that they had put down a finger too.

But...

"Why did you put down a finger too?"

Xu Su's puzzled gaze settled on Lu Jing, who was the same age as him.

Lu Jing scratched his head shyly and gave a sheepish grin. "I was young and foolish at twenty."

Foolish?

Xu Su's appetite for gossip stirred. "How foolish?"

Lu Jing stammered, "Well... back then, I watched it five or six times..."

"What?!"

Xu Su was stunned. "You had to watch porn five or six times to figure out how?!"

"Watch porn five or six times?"

Lu Jing repeated the words blankly before realizing something was wrong. He hurriedly grabbed Xu Su to explain.

"No! It wasn't porn!"

"It was a map! A map! I checked the map five or six times before I found that hotel!"

He was so flustered that he even started using hand gestures.

"...You should've said so." Xu Su was utterly speechless.

Lu Jing pointed at the sky, protesting his innocence.

Across from them, Zhuang Luo suddenly spoke up. "Xu Su, aren't you putting down a finger?"

The discordant question sounded suspiciously like an attempt to pick a fight.

Xu Su glanced sideways, meeting his gaze with a hint of danger in his eyes.

"Why should I put down a finger?"

Zhuang Luo smiled innocently. "Nothing. I just thought you would."

Xu Su said, "Why did you think I would?"

"I..."

Zhuang Luo was momentarily lost for words.

"Zhuang Luo was just asking casually. Why are you taking it so seriously?" Li Weizhou spoke up to help him out.

At that, Xu Su gave a sarcastic "Oh." "So you're easy."

Zhuang Luo's face instantly paled a little, and he looked aggrieved. "Xu Su, do you have to be so nasty? All I did was..."

"You call that nasty?"

Xu Su cut him off, staring unblinkingly at him with dark, bright eyes.

"I haven't even said the nastier stuff yet. What should I do?"

[Aaaaah, don't stop me! Let me get in there and kill that bitch!]

[No wonder Li Weizhou isn't interested in him. Taking his unrequited love out on other people is downright twisted. Who would like someone like that? Even a stray dog wouldn't want him.]

[Agreed! No wonder he's still a virgin at twenty-three. Even if you gift-wrapped him and put him in my bed, I'd think he was filthy!]

[[smile] Some of you need to take off your fan goggles. Zhuang Luo clearly started this. I can smell that fake-innocent act through the screen. [smile]]

[Am I the only one savoring the good stuff here? The Zhuang-Zhou ship both put down a finger~~~]

#Xu Su Nobody wants him#

The hashtag immediately climbed the trending list.

These netizens certainly understood double standards.

Huo Yuchen was still a virgin at twenty-five, and the netizens said: My husband keeps himself pure!

Xu Su was still a virgin at twenty-three, and the netizens said: Serves that nasty thing right that nobody wants him!

The silent hostilities once again ended with a dozen or so coughs from Director Yu.

So far, everyone had five fingers left except Xu Su, who had seven.

That was because almost everyone's statement had been a one-hit kill, leaving their opponents no room whatsoever.

Then the game continued.

This time, the order was reversed, starting with Huo Yuchen.

He lazily swept his gaze over everyone and said offhandedly, "I've never dated anyone."

Everyone: "..."

Xu Su: ?...!...?...!...?...!

The room sank into a peculiar silence again.

Only Xu Su was busy inside his head:

What's his deal?... Could he actually be impotent?!... But if he really is, why does he keep bringing it up?... Could there be something wrong with his brain too?!... Will I be silenced for knowing this kind of wealthy-family secret?... Fuck, the more I think about it, the scarier it gets!

Until Li Weizhou challenged him. "That shouldn't count, should it? It feels very similar to the last one."

"Why shouldn't it count?"

Huo Yuchen sat comfortably on the sofa, legs crossed and arms folded, looking at him with an air of lazy ease.

"If sleeping with someone means you're dating them, why would the term 'paying for sex' even exist?"

That explanation was perfectly reasonable.

"Well said!" Xu Su led the applause.

The others froze for a moment, then joined in clapping before silently putting down their fingers.

Just like the previous round, Xu Su still did not put down a finger.

Next, it was Xu Su's turn.

He flashed a carefree grin, then said shamelessly, "I just got on my knees and begged the crown prince to spare me fifty million."

Everyone: "..."

[LMAO, you've really mastered the art of roasting yourself.]

[Xu Su: Surely I can't give up winning just to preserve my dignity.]

[Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine he'd bring that up. I bow down in complete admiration. [smile][smile][smile]]

[Right now, I really want to dedicate a song to Xu Su-"You Win!"]

Next was Lu Jing's turn. "I've drunk cat milk and dog milk."

Everyone: "..."

This time, even Xu Su had to concede defeat. He really had never drunk cat milk or dog milk.

Looking at the smug glint in Lu Jing's eyes, he suddenly wanted to catch a nursing cat and a nursing dog, bring them back, and take a suck right there!

Fuck! This damned competitive streak!

[...May I ask whether the cat and dog consented?]

[Are you this indiscriminate about what you consume because you have nothing weighing on your mind?]

[My female cat watched the livestream with me. Now she's cursing and demanding to leave home, saying two-legged beasts are no good.]

[There's at least an entire periodic table inside him. I'm not joking. [smile]]

It was Shen Chuanzhu's turn. "I've eaten salt for forty years."

Everyone: "..."

Sounding half resigned and half flattering, Zhuang Luo said, "Mr. Shen, have you ever lost this game?"

Once forty years came out, who the fuck could win?

But Shen Chuanzhu shook his head. "I have. For example, the last time I played with Yuan Zhenxiang, he kept using his forty-five years to beat me."

"..."

So you're this good at the game because you have a winning template?

[Hahahahaha, age is unbeatable!]

[This is the very embodiment of 'same old thing in a new package'!]

[Mr. Shen: I learned it all from Mr. Yuan. Go blame him!]

[Yuan Zhenxiang: Guys, does anyone understand? I'm just sitting at home, and the blame falls out of the sky!]