Being cuckolded, a man's absolute taboo!

"Actually, someone mocked you for being impotent!"

Fu Sichen wore a half smile. "Oh?"

The man's pitch-black gaze seemed to see through everything.

Xu Chao panicked and threw himself even harder into his performance, slapping his thigh with an indignant expression.

"I was furious when I heard it! You're strong, magnificent, powerful, handsome, and imposing. How could you possibly be impotent, unable to get it up, or a premature ejaculator?"

"As your darling wife in name, of course I wasn't going to stop at just being furious. So I resolutely sacrificed myself to defend your dignity as a man!"

Having finished, he gave himself a round of applause inside.

Xu Chao, very good!

Fu Sichen watched the pretty little thing trying to curry favor, his gaze dark and teasing. "So I should be thanking you."

"No need for that. We're husbands, united as one. As your wife, I won't let them insult my husband in the slightest. Besides, mocking you for being impotent is the same as mocking me for having no charm!"

Husbands, united as one.

Keywords triggered.

Even Fu Sichen's voice softened a little. "My wife is the most charming."

Xu Chao waved his hands narcissistically. "No, no, no. I'm only a little tall, a little rich, and a little handsome. Sigh, only those shits like Lou Jun, with crap plastered over their eyes, can't recognize an ordinary hunk like me."

Lou Jun.

Keywords triggered again.

A chill suddenly settled over Fu Sichen's previously warm expression. Staring at the foolishly grinning Xu Chao, he abruptly leaned closer.

A cool, woody scent swept down over him. Before Xu Chao could react, the man had caught his chin.

Cold, rough fingers rubbed over tender flesh.

A faint ache arose.

Although he had no idea what had set the big shot off this time, if the man dared flay him alive, then he must be in the right!

Xu Chao knew perfectly well that what he should do now was throw a tantrum and beg the big shot to spare his little life, but his eyes uncontrollably latched onto... the firm pectorals showing through the gaps in his clothes.

Fully dressed, the man looked abstinent, aloof, and utterly uninterested in sex.

How could exposing just a little flesh make him so seductive, so tantalizing, and so sexy?!

Suddenly, he seemed to spot a tiny mole over the man's heart. The man in his erotic dreams had one in that exact spot too!

Xu Chao's heart trembled, and he instinctively leaned closer for a better look.

But the next second, the man's cool, resonant voice rang out. "Xu Chao."

Xu Chao's little body stiffened. He instantly realized there was barely a centimeter between his mouth and the man's chest.

Xu Chao sucked in a breath. Quietly inching his butt away, he raised a little hand and smiled with cringing obedience. "Little Chaochao reporting for duty. What are your orders, boss?"

Fu Sichen laughed in exasperation, giving his chin a shake. "Ask yourself. What were you trying to do?"

Cop a feel of his chest!

But I can't say that!

Xu Chao strained to produce a sweet, babyish little voice. "Thirsty-wirsty. Want some milkies."

Fu Sichen raised an eyebrow. Holding his chin, he forced his head down, his voice deep, seductive, and sexy. "Then let your husband satisfy you."

Watching the man's black suit trousers gradually bulge, Xu Chao thought, Wait, isn't something wrong here?!

Xu Chao hurriedly scooted his butt away. "I-I didn't mean that! Boss, stay calm. Please stay calm."

Fu Sichen's gaze turned utterly dark, his voice low and hoarse with restraint. "You don't want me."

Huh? Why does he even sound a little aggrieved?

Xu Chao's CPU was practically overheating, yet he still couldn't work out what was going on.

Fortunately, the assistant reminded them from outside the door that the aircraft was about to take off.

Fu Sichen pressed harder with his fingertips, rubbing the young man's delicate little chin with a hint of lingering tenderness. "Chaochao, behave."

Xu Chao nodded like a woodpecker. "I'm good. I'm really good."

Fu Sichen chuckled. "Then if I catch you thinking about another man again, I'll break your legs, all right?"

The gentlest tone.

The most unhinged words.

Xu Chao was scared to death. "No, no."

At this critical moment, Xu Chao suddenly understood! He understood everything!

All of Fu Sichen's strange behavior confirmed one thing-being cuckolded was a man's absolute taboo!

Even without feelings, a man's pride wouldn't allow his wife to cuckold him. Otherwise, he'd kill him without mercy!

Even without feelings, if his wife acted deeply, deeply in love and ostentatiously satisfied his pride as a husband, he could cling to life with all his might!

Xu Chao's bewildered eyes instantly lit up. He knew what to do!!!

"Hubby-"

"Chaochao will only ever have you in his eyes and his heart. There will never, ever be anyone else!"

"These legs belong to you too, hubby. You can do whatever you want with them." Xu Chao put on a suitably bashful look. "But if you break them, how will I wrap them tight around that studly waist of yours?"

Suddenly, breathing grew heavy.

Fu Sichen stared at the young man without blinking, like a wolf prowling through the night that had finally caught its prey. He licked his lips. "You said it. Wrap them tight."

Instinctively sensing danger, Xu Chao gave a dazed, "Huh?"

Fu Sichen gave him a long, deep look, then turned and boarded.

The rotor blades whipped up a roaring wind.

It blew away the unease in Xu Chao's heart.

He dutifully stretched out a pleading hand, acting out a devoted lapdog's reluctance to part.

"Let the autumn wind carry away my longing, carry away my tears. I'll always be waiting... achoo!"

Xu Chao rubbed his itchy nose, inadvertently sickening himself with his own smarminess.

In the end, people really did become what they hated most!

Fate was full of misfortune! Fate was unfair!

After lamenting for a while, Xu Chao turned his grief and indignation into strength and logged onto Weibo to soothe his body and mind.

[Can this slutty bottom Xu Chao stay away from Young Master Fu? I'm seriously going to puke!]

Xu Chao: No relieving yourself in public. Keeping the city clean is everyone's responsibility.

[First he throws himself at Lou, Best Actor, then he sexually harasses Boss Fu. Absolutely disgusting.]

Xu Chao: I hear bagpipes calling from afar-piss off. Lou Jun and dogs are banned from my comments!

[That fat pig spouted filth in public and insulted my idol. You shameless pervert!]

Xu Chao: You're skinny, you're skinny, you're the skinniest of all. Go chase your uncle with a laser!

Previously, when the entire internet mocked Xu Chao, he hadn't dared so much as fart. Now, his bout of madness practically fried the haters' CPUs. It took them a while to remember to fight back.

[Xu Chao actually dares to bark now?]

Buttocks Cool in the Breeze: Sowwy. I just got here and saw this enormous pile of shit. Got too excited.

[That username???]

Buttocks Cool in the Breeze: How much sorrow can one life hold? As much as oil, salt, vinegar, soy sauce, and dark soy sauce. Life is bitter!

He had thought that without a system assigning him idiotic missions, he could fly free as a bird. But the main couple harbored ill intentions, and the obsessive big shot was eyeing him like prey. It felt as though a gust of wind could get him killed.

Wasn't that exactly—Buttocks Cool in the Breeze?

Xu Chao was full of sorrow, but the netizens didn't understand him at all. In no time, they had left over a thousand abusive comments.

Watching the comment count continue to climb, Xu Chao had a flash of inspiration and came up with an idea that would kill two birds with one stone.

He could vent his pent-up frustration and infuriate the haters.

Buttocks Cool in the Breeze: Come on, folks, drop me a follow! Once I hit a million followers, I'll post a picture of my husband in bed~