His Wife Is Good, His Wife Is Sweet, the Yandere Villain Clings to Him Every Day

[Two Male Leads / Entertainment Industry / Swoonworthy Wish Fulfillment / Sweet Romance / Goofball vs. Yandere]

Help! On his very first day inside a novel, he gets caught bad-mouthing his yandere husband's prowess in bed behind his back. What now?

Xu Chao immediately pulls an "Oh, thanks for asking" and says, "Hi, big baby~"

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Just as Xu Chao was about to reach the pinnacle of his life, he croaked-and, unlucky bastard that he was, transmigrated into a novel as its vicious supporting male character.

In the original story, he made a nuisance of himself pursuing the main top, bullied the main bottom, cheated on the villain, and humiliated him at every turn.

In the end, he was thrown into prison and died a truly, truly miserable death!

Wouldn't doing the exact opposite let him live a truly, truly fabulous life instead?

And so, on the reality show Real or Fake Husbands...

To the main top: "Blame me for being too young to tell a decent person from a dog. We're cutting ties, bro!"

To the main bottom: "You're telling me to get divorced and pursue your boyfriend? You're so saintly, so generous-and so good at driving up the price of pigs."

To the yandere villain: "Chaochao is such a big dummy. All I know how to do is miss my hubby, cling to my hubby, and love my hubby~"

After finally making it through a plot so unhinged it went clear off the rails, Xu Chao gets the divorce papers ready, dusts off his hands, and makes his stylish exit!

The aloof, elegant man unhurriedly gathers him into his arms, his thin lips brushing the soft nape of his neck. "Be good, wifey. Where are you going?"

The little beauty shrinks meekly into the man's embrace and blurts out, "Into your heart."

Oh no. I've gotten too used to playing the simp!

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Xu Chao once thought he was possessed by the god of misfortune: no matter how hard he worked, everything he wished for came to nothing. Only later did he learn that someone had sacrificed half of himself and given him every ounce of his devotion, praying for his soul to return to where it belonged.

[A Cheeky but Cowardly Little Beauty vs. a Wild, Unhinged Wife-Obsessed Maniac]