Pervert! You Actually Want to Smell My Farts?

Xiao Baichuan clapped his hands.

"Then it all fits. That means when we fall asleep at the same time, both our souls come to this space."

"And perhaps the way out is for one of us to die in here."

The moment Ling Xi heard she could draw her sword and slash Xiao Baichuan, her interest perked up.

She raised her sword and moved to slash upward at Xiao Baichuan's crotch, a cold smile even curling her lips.

Xiao Baichuan hastily retreated three steps, crossed his hands over his groin, and spoke rapidly.

"Please stop, Fairy! Don't you want to see the Dou Qi Continent ten thousand years from now?"

"Aren't you curious what the continent will look like in ten thousand years?"

Hearing this, Ling Xi immediately stopped her hand.

She stood in place, sword in hand, her phoenix eyes flickering slightly.

The Dou Qi Continent ten thousand years from now.

What would the world be like ten thousand years from now?

Had the Ancient Heavenly Snake Clan unified the world of magical beasts?

Ling Xi fell silent for a moment, then slowly put away her sword.

"Hmph, I'm not curious at all."

She turned her head away, her silver hair falling to conceal half her face, her tone cold.

Yet she sheathed her sword cleanly and briskly, without the slightest hesitation, clearly afraid Xiao Baichuan would change his mind and refuse to take her out.

Watching her, Xiao Baichuan silently grumbled to himself.

Tsunderes are out of fashion now. Everyone likes a gentle, charming, caring older woman.

But Xiao Baichuan did not dare actually say that aloud.

Right now, he just wanted to coax Ling Xi into coming back with him.

Never mind anything else-if she really was a Dou Di, he would have hit the jackpot.

Even if she wasn't a Dou Di, with that figure and those looks, he wouldn't lose out even if all she did was give him something pleasant to look at every day.

It really was bizarre.

Other transmigrators either came with a cheat or had one deliver itself right to their doorstep.

Who else was like Xiao Baichuan, having to go out and coax one back himself?

And even after bringing her back, he might not be able to use her right away.

Ling Xi grew a little embarrassed under Xiao Baichuan's gaze, afraid the handsome man before her would see through her thoughts.

She immediately changed the subject, her tone returning to its cold arrogance.

"Lecher, first tell me what this method is."

Xiao Baichuan gathered his thoughts and composed his expression.

"You can stab me to death first, then kill yourself."

"If we do it in that order, perhaps we can reach ten thousand years in the future."

Hearing this, Ling Xi felt something was strange, but she could find no fault with it.

It did seem to make sense.

Whoever died first would leave first, and whoever died afterward would follow.

There was nothing wrong with the logic.

Ling Xi still hesitated, her fingers tightening slightly around her sword hilt.

Seeing this, Xiao Baichuan immediately stepped forward and spread his arms.

He spoke to Ling Xi in a calm tone.

"Come on, Fairy. Don't be afraid. If we really die, I'll be the first to go."

Seeing Xiao Baichuan looking so composed as he faced death, Ling Xi felt inexplicably moved.

But she still stubbornly retorted.

"Who's afraid of dying? I'm only going ten thousand years into the future to see how my Ancient Heavenly Snake Clan has developed."

With that, she thrust her sword into Xiao Baichuan's chest without hesitation.

The blade sank in, and red light blazed.

Xiao Baichuan let out a muffled grunt and crumpled.

Ling Xi immediately withdrew her sword, reversed her grip, laid it against her fair neck, and slashed hard.

Red robes drifted down, and silver hair spread across the ground.

The scene changed.

Xiao Baichuan slowly opened his eyes to the familiar ceiling and bed curtains.

He found that he had indeed returned to his room.

Looks like my reasoning was right.

Then he remembered that woman, Ling Xi, and immediately called her name.

"Ling Xi? Fairy Ling Xi?"

No one answered.

The room was quiet. Outside the window, the sky had darkened, and only a few distant insect calls sounded now and then.

Xiao Baichuan called a few more times, but there was still no response.

He sighed, his face full of regret.

"Ah, looks like she was afraid of dying and didn't come out with me."

"What a great opportunity. A Dou Di, gone just like that."

Just then, Xiao Baichuan felt a sharp pain in his head.

Then a familiar voice rang out in his mind, cursing.

"Lecher, who are you calling afraid of dying?"

"I just needed to adjust to your Sea of Consciousness!"

Hearing Ling Xi's voice, Xiao Baichuan's face lit up with delighted surprise, and he grew immensely excited.

"You really came!"

Ling Xi gave a haughty snort.

"Hmph!"

Xiao Baichuan turned to check the sky and found it was already dark.

He immediately realized that while he and Ling Xi were in the mysterious space, time outside had not stopped flowing.

Then he asked Ling Xi with some concern.

"Do you need to go back? Is there anything urgent on your end?"

Seeing that Xiao Baichuan actually cared so much about her, Ling Xi's opinion of him improved somewhat.

She fell silent for a moment, her tone a little softer than before.

"I'm in secluded cultivation. There's nothing urgent."

Only then did Xiao Baichuan feel somewhat reassured.

Just then, Ling Xi suddenly noticed that Xiao Baichuan was holding a familiar Twin Fish Jade Pendant.

She took a closer look, and her phoenix eyes abruptly narrowed.

Isn't that the one I always carried close to me?

Even its aura was identical.

Ling Xi immediately questioned Xiao Baichuan.

"Lecher, how did my Twin Fish Jade Pendant end up in your hands?"

Looking bewildered, Xiao Baichuan glanced down at the Twin Fish Jade Pendant on his chest, then up into empty space.

"What do you mean, your pendant? I've had this pendant on me ever since I came to this world."

At these words, both froze, then fell silent at the same time.

They both realized something at once.

Perhaps they had been able to meet because of this Twin Fish Jade Pendant.

Just then, hurried footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door.

Immediately afterward, a servant's voice came from outside.

"Young Master Xiao Baichuan, the clan head summons you to the front hall at once!"

Xiao Baichuan answered, then abruptly remembered something.

Tonight, Nalan Yanran, the young sect master of the Misty Cloud Sect, would come to the Xiao Clan to break off her engagement!

Well, damn! A classic scene!

He immediately sprang out of bed and ran excitedly toward the door.

"Coming, coming!"

Ling Xi's voice rang out in his mind, carrying a hint of confusion.

"Lecher, what has you so excited?"

As Xiao Baichuan pulled the door open, he answered her in his mind.

"Come along and you'll find out. It's a classic show-you'll regret missing it for the rest of your life."

Ling Xi snorted and asked no further questions, but her curiosity had clearly been piqued.

Xiao Baichuan ran two steps, then suddenly remembered something else and stopped.

"Oh, right, Ling Xi. Can you use your own Dou Qi?"

Ling Xi fell silent for a moment, her tone tinged with helplessness.

"No."

"Not only can I not use my Dou Qi, I can't even mobilize my Soul Force."

"I can only borrow your body and use that pitiful bit of Dou Qi and Soul Force you have."

Hearing this, Xiao Baichuan looked regretful.

He sighed inwardly. Ah, if only Ling Xi could use her own power.

A Dou Di-even a casual fart from her would probably be enough for me to break through to Dou Shi.

No sooner had the thought ended than Ling Xi's furious voice exploded in his mind.

"Lecher! You pervert! You actually want to smell my farts!"