Young man, do you have abs?

Chen Bei ignored the four young masters' ulterior motives, though one of them seemed seriously unwell.

Holding the megaphone, he continued, "Your main task today is to take good care of our VIP guests. They'll fill out feedback forms based on your performance."

"Each item on the feedback form needs to be scored."

"Once those scores are totaled, that will be your result for today."

After listening, Luo Chen gave an aloof, haughty smile. "Couldn't be simpler."

What VIP who came to the villa's private golf course wasn't a business partner?

He might be playing the lackey for this variety show now, but it would end someday.

He was still the executive president. Who wouldn't show him a little respect?

They might even fall over themselves to curry favor by giving him full marks.

Clearly, his younger brothers thought the same thing. They all looked certain of victory.

"You know what caddies do, right?" Chen Bei looked at them. "Do you need me to read out the job responsibilities?"

Luo Chen smiled again and was about to speak when Luo Ming covered his mouth. Bro, give me a few lines!

Can you let me get some screen time?

"I know. Drive, carry bags, retrieve balls, clap, and lavish them with praise."

"Very good," Chen Bei said. "Thank you for jumping in with the answer, student."

"Without further ado, let's get changed and head out."

Qin Yufan suddenly stood up from the sofa. "Hey, hey, hey, what about us? You haven't assigned us anything!"

Chen Bei turned around. "You two are going to play golf, of course."

Meng Han suddenly looked awkward. "How about I just watch? I could be a caddie too. Focus on serving others."

"Do you not know how to play?" Qin Yufan blinked. "How about I teach you? It's really simple..."

"I'll teach him." A low, husky, mellow voice cut in.

Hearing that voice, Meng Han looked over in surprise. Sure enough, he saw Luo Chen's face, two parts coldness, three parts mockery, and five parts narcissism. "N-no, thanks."

"I agree," Chen Bei said, looking back. "Worry about yourself first."

Luo Chen said, "It's just being a caddie. How could that stump a president? I'll have more than enough time to spare to teach an omega."

[After seeing this, don't blame me for coming up with conspiracy theories, but I feel like there's a huge trap waiting for the four young masters?]

[Drop the "feel like" and the question mark. Knowing Assistant Chen, would he let them have an easy time? Absolutely not!]

[But they're all businesspeople. They'll definitely go easy on them. Who would dare offend the Luo Family's future heirs? Aren't they afraid they'll find a chance to retaliate?]

[Hahaha, I'm dying. President Chen's still thinking about teaching Meng Han. Looks like those online rumors about Meng Han being a simp aren't entirely believable.]

[...]

After changing into their matching caddie uniforms, they all rode to the golf course together.

Since it was behind the villa and quite far away, it took half an hour of driving to reach their destination.

The van's engine shut off in the parking lot. Chen Bei got out first and waved at Steward Wu. "Thanks for your hard work, Wu."

"No trouble at all." Steward Wu glanced back at the Fourth Young Master and muttered inwardly, Just a hard life. Putting them through all this-will I even get to keep my job?

Then the four young masters reluctantly climbed out, wearing six-panel caddie caps, green T-shirts, vests displaying their caddie numbers, and plaid trousers.

It wasn't as though they'd never seen caddies before. Whenever they played golf, whatever club they went to, dedicated caddies served them.

Every one of those caddies had professional training, good looks, and reasonably tasteful clothes... who wore traditional golf caps like these?

Six-panel ones, at that?

What, were they worried the wind wouldn't catch them?

And what the hell were these green T-shirts?

Were they trying to put the green of cuckoldry on top alphas like them?

It was an utterly vicious curse.

"Assistant Chen, get your ass over-"

Luo Chen was just about to curse when he spotted a tour minibus speeding toward them.

What was going on?

Why did he have a bad feeling about this?

Sure enough, once the minibus stopped, a crowd of middle-aged and elderly people in colorful clothes poured out.

"Oh my, you must be Chen. I'm the tour guide. You can call me Auntie Zhang." A middle-aged female omega in a dress patterned with lush blossoms approached enthusiastically and took Chen Bei's hand, turning to look at the golf course. "This place is lovely. The grass is so well maintained, and there's even a lake in the middle."

"All sparkling. Can we take pictures later?"

"You know how us old folks are. As soon as we get off the bus, we want to pee and take pictures."

Chen Bei smiled. "Auntie Zhang, make yourself at home. Do whatever you like. Take all the pictures you want. You can even dance."

"When you've had your fill of fun, we'll play golf. Don't worry if you don't know how. We have caddies to explain the essential movements. They're all professionals. We guarantee you'll learn."

Auntie Zhang looked pleasantly surprised. "There are professional caddies too?"

She looked over at the matching uniforms nearby. "Those four striking poses?"

"That's right, them," Chen Bei said. "A special perk the Luo Corporation Travel Agency provides specifically for our middle-aged and senior tour groups."

Auntie Zhang rubbed her hands together. Her old girlfriends crowded over too, their eyes shining with a yearning for youth.

"Very nice. Money well spent."

"Young man, do you have abs?"

At that, the four young masters shuddered.

Old Luo Third was the first to buckle. He turned and ran. "I'm getting back in the van. I'm aiming for last place today."

"Bro, is that all the backbone you have?" Luo Chenghai said urgently. "Wait for me!"

Luo Chen and Luo Ming exchanged a look, then took off running too.

The livestream chat instantly burst out laughing.

[Hahahaha, fuck, I told you there was a trap. Just as expected!]

[That's Assistant Chen for you. He actually came up with a dirty trick like this?!]

[Guys, I'm dying. Making top alphas entertain a senior tour group? All their old connections are completely useless now?!]

[You can run, but you can't hide. Just accept your fate, young masters. Show the aunties your abs and let them inspect the goods!]

[I love these aunties' mindset. When I'm old, I'm going to cop a feel too!]

[...]

Watching the four domineering presidents being kept firmly under control, Meng Han wore a sympathetic expression while inwardly delighting in it. Hah, never thought you'd see the day, did you?!

Get a good taste of being forced!

"Chen, we'll take number one!" Auntie Zhang pointed at Luo Chen. "I think this young man looks just like those domineering presidents in those really popular short dramas lately."

Her old girlfriends all nodded. "Yes, yes, yes!"

"The moment he shows up, he's sleazy, tacky, and exciting."

Her old girlfriends gave a thumbs-up. "Yes, yes, yes!"

"He's got a nice build too. Looks really sturdy!"

Her old girlfriends were thoroughly satisfied. "Yes, yes, yes!"

Chen Bei smiled. "Good eye! This is our very own Sleazy President Number One, and he lives up to the name."

Luo Chen's face fell. He didn't want to step forward, but someone pushed him from behind. "Go on, President Chen."

"Do your best. Whether you can help build up the Luo Group's tourism business depends on you!"

Luo Chen stumbled forward. After straightening up, he turned back and said viciously, "Assistant Chen, I hope you don't regret what you've done today. Sooner or later, you..."

"You what?" Auntie Zhang and her girlfriends swarmed him. "You're not even an actor. Why so many lines?"

"Take pictures for us first!"

Luo Chen's expression said it all. "Let go of me first. Hey, my clothes..."

[Pfft, President Chen's finally met his natural predators!]