Indiscriminate attacks-it was coming for me!

Old Luo Third?

Three minutes?

And there was even a video?!

This was fucking... way too wild!

Behind the monitors, Director Yang and Director Meng both grew excited.

A variety show could never have too many scandals, only too little to talk about.

With a sensation right at the start of filming, how could they not make the trending searches?

"Zoom in. Give me close-ups of both their faces. Don't miss a single clue!" Director Yang held his walkie-talkie, his lowered voice barely concealing his excitement.

So, just as Luo Yu was about to pull Lu Ze aside to talk at the filming location, he found two cameras thrust right up at them.

His expression turned sinister for an instant. He sneered, "Lu Ze, are you so desperate for fame you want to use me as a stepping stone? Do you know how serious an invasion of privacy is? My younger brother is a lawyer. Sending you to prison would be a piece of cake!"

Lu Ze had striking features, with deep-set brows and eyes on his youthful face. When he pulled his lips into a smile, he looked handsome in a sunny, cheerful way. "Your brother? Luo Chenghai? He doesn't last more than a few minutes longer than you. Why don't we bring out the videos and compare?"

The onlookers around them: "!!!!"

[Holy shit? They're that wild?!]

[The older and younger brother were both doing the same omega?]

[And they're both so "physically impaired but strong in spirit"?]

[Hahaha, how do they split the schedule? Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday?!]

Off camera, Director Meng snatched up his walkie-talkie. "Quick, quick, quick! Luo Chenghai's PD, keep up!"

Luo Chenghai, whose escape route had been blocked: "..." You lot moved fast!

He hesitated for a few seconds and opened his mouth to explain, only for his phone to ring suddenly.

Glancing down at the caller, Luo Chenghai's expression immediately darkened. He whispered to Luo Yu, "Grandpa's calling. What do we do? Answer or not?"

"We're dead if we don't." Luo Yu was somewhat desperate.

With no other choice, Luo Chenghai swiped to answer. But just as he was about to bring it to his ear, someone snatched it away and switched on speakerphone.

"Assistant Chen, you-"

Before Luo Chenghai could curse, a stern voice came through the phone. "Have you and your brother gone mad? How dare you harm the flowers of our nation?!"

"Grandpa, he's already a university student. Does he still count as a flower?" Luo Chenghai argued.

"What's wrong with being a university student? University students need even more care," Old Luo huffed. "If everyone messed around like you two, creating a bad influence on them, what would happen to the employment rate?"

"Wouldn't they all take shortcuts and find themselves a rich sugar daddy?!"

"As members of the Luo Group,"

"have you ever considered the country and society?!"

"Do you have any sense of responsibility or awareness as top alphas?!"

"You've truly disappointed me!"

After that barrage, without giving them a chance to explain, Old Luo hung up.

The livestream chat grew lively.

[Wow, Old Luo has such solid values! Love him, love him!]

[No wonder he sent his own grandsons onto a variety show. He really couldn't stand watching them in everyday life!]

[Not a single one of these four young masters is any good!]

[Wait, what about Ergou? His record's still clean so far!]

[Let's wait and see. Just because nothing's come out now doesn't mean it won't later...]

[Assistant Chen, hahaha, I'm dying. Those reflexes were so fast! He just snatched the phone right out of his hand!]

[Love it, love it. Being treated like one of their own feels so warm!]

[I hereby declare myself Assistant Chen's dog. Please whip me to your heart's content!]

Chen Bei handed the phone back and said to Luo Chenghai, "Sorry, Young Master Hai. Old Luo instructed that all conduct during filming must be made public."

"Nothing may be concealed."

Luo Chenghai was so angry he laughed. "You're certainly dedicated, Assistant Chen. Do you enjoy helping other people play with fire?"

"Whether I enjoy it is secondary," Chen Bei said, curving his lips. "What matters is that the four young masters will have to have some proper fun next."

He turned to the host. "When does the task begin?"

"N-now." Still reeling from the shocking scandal, the host stammered, "Form dance teams, do flips for tips, and learn fire-breathing on-site."

"Whoever earns enough for a ticket first gets to board first."

Chen Bei nodded. "Are we choosing our teams or drawing lots?"

"A combination of both." The host brought out white paper and pens. "Each guest writes down the name of the person they want to team up with. If two people choose each other, they're successfully paired."

"Anyone who doesn't get a match will then draw lots."

The host had barely finished when someone scoffed, "You're always doing this useless stuff. Can't you just assign us?"

"When has anyone ever successfully matched?!"

Chen Bei looked toward the voice and found it was the entertainment industry's Little Princess-Yu Qingqing.

She looked like a doll, but the illusion shattered as soon as she opened her mouth.

She was famously pretty and sharp-tongued.

"Exactly," someone beside her agreed. "What does this pointless extra step accomplish besides wasting time?"

Yue Lianshan, a veteran actor despite being young, curled her lips and leaned against the railing with her arms folded. "There isn't a single person here who catches my eye anyway."

"As if anyone would take a fancy to you," Qiu Chen sneered, smoothing their hair. "Let's get started already. Finish the task and board the boat. I don't want to spend another second with them."

The production crew seemed accustomed to the regular guests not getting along.

No one could be bothered to intervene. After all, the more fiercely they argued, the higher the ratings.

Sure enough, comments began flooding the screen.

[How many seasons has Idiot, Let's Go! filmed? They haven't changed at all? Are they that comfortable being flops?]

[Yay, yay! They always remind me so promptly that I'm a hater. I really ought to thank them!]

[Bullies, get off variety shows! One-of-the-guys bitches, get out of the entertainment industry! Plastic faces, get out of Huaguo! Gold diggers, get out of this world!]

[By comparison, Qin Yufan actually seems much more likable. At least Biluochun is drinkable!]

Although Qin Yufan didn't know that public opinion was quietly turning, he still seized this rare opportunity to win some goodwill and stepped forward. "I'll write mine first."

He picked up a pen, quickly wrote a name, and handed it to the host before turning back shyly.

A mocking voice came from nearby.

"What's with that pathetic act? Think this is a dating show? That a successful match makes you a couple?"

Qin Yufan's expression stiffened. He looked back, and the sharp-tongued Little Princess met his gaze nonchalantly. "What are you looking at? Never seen an alpha this beautiful?"

[Hahaha, here it comes, here it comes! Indiscriminate attacks are coming our way!]

[Feeling bad for Fanfan for one second. When it comes to a sharp tongue, the Little Princess is hardly any worse than Assistant Chen!]

[Anyone who likes showing off had better pray for themselves.]

Qin Yufan wasn't stupid and didn't want a direct confrontation. He simply gave a serene, unassuming smile and returned to his spot.

The others also took paper and pens one after another, wrote down the names of their desired partners, and handed them back to the host.

Ten minutes later, the host announced with the results in hand, "None of the matches worked. Everyone, please draw lots."

"Tch." Yu Qingqing curled her lips. "Told you."

Luo Chen glared at Meng Han. "You actually didn't choose me!"

"Choose you?" Meng Han laughed. "Stick feathers on a bat,"

"and what kind of bird do you think that makes you?!"

[Hahaha, fuck! Beautifully roasted!]