The syrupy-sweet scene on set made Director Meng's eyes light up. "Assistant Chen's got game! He said no, but he jumped into the action faster than anyone!"
Beside himself with excitement, he picked up the walkie-talkie. "Camera operators, get every angle, a full 360 degrees."
"I have a feeling this milk tea's going to be a hit!"
[Even though I know this is an ad, and Assistant Chen and Ergou might be staging it, isn't it seriously sweet?!]
[Did Ergou's nose get more sensitive after drinking the milk tea? Tell us how good he smells!]
[With the mood lighting swaying on the deck, Assistant Chen and Ergou's profiles together look like a painting. They have such fucking chemistry!]
[Bite him! Bite him! Ergou, if you're a man, bite him and mark him permanently!]
[So exciting! So thrilling! I want to do a Thomas flair right here-]
The barrage of comments was unusually excited.
In just one minute, it had covered the entire screen.
That was only enough time for Chen Bei to think, What's gotten into this horny bastard? before raising a hand and shoving his head back. "Are you sick in the head?!"
"I played along with your whole performance. Don't I get a little reward?" With his forehead held back to keep him at a distance, Luo Ergou desperately tried to move closer, a not-quite-lucid smile spreading across his lips.
Chen Bei eyed him suspiciously. "Did you spray on scent-blocking agent before coming out?"
"No amount of it can block your pheromones." Luo Ming giggled stupidly. "Let me have another sniff. Satisfy my craving."
Chen Bei frowned and tried to push him farther away, only to find that Ergou was astonishingly strong. "You fucking..."
Something suddenly occurred to him, and his clear gaze fell on the milk tea.
Was there something wrong with it?!!
Chen Bei turned toward the camera, his gaze sharp. "Director Meng, did you set me up?!"
Director Meng shuddered behind the monitor. "..." Your Excellency, this humble servant is innocent!
"Luo Chen, just have a sip. It's really sweet!" Qin Yufan was still trying tirelessly. "I prepared it especially for you."
His face full of impatience, Luo Chen snatched the milk tea cup. "Can I drink it later?!"
Can you hurry up and get lost?!
He left the second half unsaid. After all, his reputation had been poor lately, and he wanted to leave the online shills he had just hired some room to maneuver-although he was a domineering CEO, he was still kind, friendly, and approachable...
Seeing Qin Yufan still gazing at him eagerly, Luo Chen's expression darkened further. "If you keep standing here, I won't drink a single sip!"
"All right." Helpless, Qin Yufan turned away reluctantly. "Luo Chen, make sure you..."
"So much chatter!" Luo Chen waved irritably.
Disappear already!
He turned and walked away with the milk tea cup in hand. Within a few steps, he spotted an extremely familiar figure.
It was Meng Han.
He was actually walking with Yue Lianshan.
And they were chatting and laughing?!
Were his smiles that cheap?!
Why didn't he ever smile at me?!
Damn it!
Omega, I admit your tricks are working!
After that flurry of thoughts, Luo Chen strode over with the milk tea. "Meng Han, I made this milk tea for you myself. Drink it right now. Don't be ungrateful!"
[Hahaha, fuck! What's this supposed to be? Giving someone else's gift?!]
[Honestly, if Oily President didn't have so many domineering CEO lines, he'd be pretty endearing with that prickly, devoted act!]
[Devoted, my ass. He lies without missing a beat. If he meant it, why not actually make a cup himself?]
[Pfft, what if Qin Yufan sees? Wouldn't he be absolutely furious?!]
Meng Han glanced at the milk tea, then glared at Luo Chen. "Are you nuts?"
"A good dog doesn't block the way!"
"Get lost!"
Having learned nothing despite being rebuffed a hundred times, Luo Chen said, "You dare insult me?!"
"If you don't move, I'll hit you too!" Meng Han waved his fist.
Beside him, Yue Lianshan looked over and thought, This omega's really brave. So much more exciting than those young hosts at the karaoke clubs!
As a fellow alpha, Luo Chen saw through the young veteran actor's thoughts at a glance. "Don't get any ideas about Meng Han. He's mine!"
"If you dare steal him, I'll have your whole family buried with you!"
"Are you brain-dead?" Yue Lianshan rolled her eyes.
Luo Chen bellowed angrily, "Say that again?!"
"No matter how many times I say it, it won't change the fact that you're brain-dead." Yue Lianshan snatched the milk tea and flung it straight at him. "He doesn't want to drink it, but you insist on forcing him."
"Are you a fucking sadist?"
The piping-hot milk tea first spread evenly across the domineering CEO's face, then dripped down its chiseled contours.
Having only just changed his pants and now needing to wash his face, Luo Chen clenched his fists hard, his knuckles turning white.
"What are you doing?!" Qin Yufan ran over from a distance in disbelief. "That's my milk tea!"
"You actually spilled it?!"
What about my headlines?!
What about my trending searches?!
What about my temporary mark?!
The host had just stepped onto the deck with the latest production plan when he saw the chaotic scenes scattered all around. Holding his megaphone, he stood rooted to the spot, utterly dumbfounded.
His hesitant voice came through the speaker. "Wh-what's going on here?!"
"Didn't we board just ten minutes ago?"
That was enough time for fights to break out?!
Holy shit.
As expected of the Two Great Crazinesses Combined.
Their power was boundless!
[Hahaha, one look at the host's shocked eyes tells you how wild this shoot is!]
[Has anyone seen Assistant Chen and Ergou?! They were only showing off their affection a moment ago. How did they disappear?!]
[The camera operator didn't keep up either? Naming and shaming! Total dereliction of duty!]
[Hehehe, did they sneak off to find a room and confirm what his pheromones smell like?!]
[Honestly, I'm really curious. What exactly does Assistant Chen smell like?!]
[Is Ergou actually Erguotou or not?!]
[Where's the production crew's director?! Start a thorough search! Otherwise, I'll report you!]
[...]
Chen Bei carried him into the rest room, then kicked him in the ass.
Luo Ming toppled headfirst, but did not forget to grip the hem of a certain omega's clothes.
And so the two figures tumbled down one after the other, rolling together and landing on the couch.
"Fuck! Let go of me!"
Chen Bei shouted in embarrassment and anger, trying to climb off that hard chest, only to be held even tighter the moment he moved.
"Assistant Chen." Luo Ming's gaze was hazy, his breathing rapid, and his voice low and hoarse. "What a nice little waist."
"I can wrap one hand around it."
"And it's soft."
"Smooth."
"Mmph-"
Chen Bei clamped a hand over Luo Ming's mouth and cursed, "You damned pervert!"
He punched him in the stomach too. "A shot in the ass doesn't work anymore. Just wait until I give you..."
Taking advantage of Ergou's pain, he twisted around to get the suppressant, only to feel a chill on the back of his neck.
...My scent-blocking patch!!
A light, clean fragrance instantly filled the rest room. With a sense of foreboding, Chen Bei looked back and, sure enough, saw Luo Ming staring fixedly at him with blood-red eyes.
Holy shit! Don't tell me he can smell it?!
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