"Idiots, Let's Go" Production Crew's planning for this season is quite interesting.
It is said that domestic tourism is too chaotic abroad, and by the way it promotes the domestic economic cycle.
In fact, it is to save money,
Anyway, they are all pranks. Where are the guests doing it or not?
Street performances along the riverside are free.
The cruise is rented for one day,
The task clues are played by the projector,
Even the isolated island of No One Survives is sponsored by the local tourism department.
Yang Shuo always pays attention to variety shows, money must be spent wisely, no matter how popular you make, you can't waste it!
The barrage understood his urine nature and immediately recognized the location of the island.
[Isn't this Bird-Raising Island? I used to go there when I was a kid. Later, when there were more amusement parks and theme parks, I rarely came here.]
[My little hand is inflamed. The environment and equipment on Bird-Raising Island are exactly the same as they were twenty years ago. No one can maintain such original style!]
[There seems to be some residents on the island, right? They run some small businesses and receive the few tourists.]
[As expected of Cheapskate Yang, how much money can you save by choosing such a backward scenic spot to shoot a variety show?!]
In front of the monitor, Director Yang waved his hand modestly as if he was being praised, "Hey, what are you raising money for? I mainly want to stimulate the local tourism economy. I am definitely not interested in this land so I can put on a show without spending a penny."
Assistant Director,"..." Hehe, I just smiled and said nothing.
The cruise ship docks at the back of the island.
The tourist island, which originally lacked development funds, allowed the green plants to grow here, and even the paths were not repaired, so that the guests jumped into the bushes and started screaming.
"Come on, come on, the branches are so scratchy!"
"My Sneakers, who is worth hundreds of thousands, just stepped into the mud?!"
"Bugs, come on, come on, there's a bug on my arm, help me brush it off, I'm most afraid of bugs!"
"Pa--"
"I asked you to swat it away, not because I was afraid of killing it, but now it's so good, you can kill it with my arm!"
"Who chose this place? You can't even run! Wait, why should I run? I can mess up!"
The familiar conversation rang in Director Yang's ears. He closed his eyes and leaned back in the chair with satisfaction.
"Yes, that's what it feels like."
However, after relaxing for only half a second, he suddenly thought of something, opened his eyes suddenly, and stared at the screen, "Where is Assistant Chen?!"
"Fuck! He jumped several hundred meters away again? How did he do that?!"
[As a member of the secretarial department of Luo Group's head office, I have to praise our department leaders for their team building activities such as rock climbing, outdoor riding, triathlons, wilderness survival, etc. during every holiday. Assistant Chen has always taken the lead, and there is no game that he can't handle.]
[Hahaha, is there a reward for being first? Otherwise Assistant Chen wouldn't work so hard.]
[Assistant Chen: Hello, please call me the team building king!]
[It seems like jumping around without any structure, but every step is a smooth landing. If not, who can win?]
[Ergou follows you very closely? He has never lost when chasing a wife!]
[Yes, yes, no matter whether it is a needle or a beating, Ergou is not afraid!]
[Ah ah ah ah ah, Little Princess is coming, Ergou run!]
"Assistant Chen, wait for me, have you forgotten that we are a team?" Yu Qingqing shouted and waved as he ran. He didn't forget to glare at Luo Ming when he passed by, "The dark circles under your eyes are so heavy. Did you have wild dreams last night?"
"Assistant Chen S-level Omega is not something you can catch with just a lick."
Luo Ming,"..."Can I curse people?
You are snoring so loudly that you don't know?
Assistant Chen is so cute when you breathe in and out!
What's your name?
You call it severe noise pollution!
[What is S-level? Is Little Princess self-proclaimed? It seems that she thinks highly of Assistant Chen?]
[Even Little Princess knows that you are licking, Ergou, you have to work harder! Try to lick successfully!]
[Hahaha, the interaction between Little Princess and Ergou is so funny, Ergou's face turned green during the whole competition!]
Chen Bei ignored the back, took off his black-rimmed glasses, and ran while looking for the correct direction.
Little Wooden House is quite conspicuous in the woods. Although it is mostly obscured by the leaves of the trees, the position can still be seen clearly.
Therefore, the first task for the guests to enter the island was purely about speed.
Never mind alpha or omega,
Most of them are regulars at the gym.
The thigh muscles are quite developed,
Run effortlessly,
On the other hand, Qin Yufan, an art student, seemed a little out of place. After a while, he stood there holding on to the tree and said, "I can't stand it anymore. I have to take a break."
Panting, he lowered his head and saw that his white sportswear had been stained by green plants. He immediately complained, "What happened! My clothes are high-end!"
"Production Crew Did you do it on purpose? You should tell me in advance if you have such a dirty and tiring task,"
"If I had known earlier, I would never have worn this!"
The cameraman was very disgusted, but he still pointed the camera at his face.
The barrage started to flood the screen,
[What's wrong with the high-end clothing? Didn't Yue Lianshan, the veteran drama star in the past, also wear shoes worth hundreds of thousands, and even stepped into a mud puddle without even frowning!]
[Is it really a top-notch omega? Why do you feel like a poor man suddenly becomes rich?]
[I wanted to show off but failed, so of course I felt aggrieved.]
[You're still out of breath after running these two steps? It's not as good as our Hanhan!]
[If your character is not good, your brain is not good, and your physical strength is not good, what on earth can you do?]
There was no response to the complaint, and Qin Yufan himself felt bored. He recalled his manager's instructions and his tone became better, "It's my fault, it's my first time participating in this kind of variety show and I have no experience."
"I will definitely do the next mission..."
Before he finished speaking, a roar came from not far away, "Next time?!"
"Do you think there will be a next time?!"
"If you can't catch up within three minutes, get out of my team!"
Oil Bro ran away after shouting, and confidently called the other person, "Meng Han! I order you to stand where you are and wait for me!"
"You must give me an explanation for your rude behavior just now!"
"Otherwise--"
The cameraman said, "President Chen, stop shouting, there are no people around and you can't hear it at all."
Luo Chen's face flashed with something strange, and his voice became much more normal, "Whether you can hear it or not is not important, the important thing is,"
"I said it."
Cameraman, "..." Boss Ba suddenly became so profound?
Chen Bei lived up to expectations and was the first to arrive at Little Wooden House.
Director Yang in front of the monitor held his breath for a moment and stared at the screen nervously.
"Push the door. Why don't you push the door quickly?"
Chen Bei seemed to hear the shouts in the distance, slowly walked up the steps and stretched out his arms.
Then, suddenly a Pan Zhou Dan moved and jumped in through the open window.
Then the sound of a water balloon being stabbed came from the screen.
"Bang--"
"Wow--"
Director Yang,"?"
"Made?"
Did you predict my prediction?!