You Called Me a Fat Loser When I Confessed, So Why Cry When Monsters Arrive?
Chapter 445

A whole cast of drama queens

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Tang Rou I really can't stand it anymore!

It was okay to be bullied and squeezed before, but now even my underwear is being asked, how can I bear it?

So in a state of shame and anger, she rushed towards Chen Nian, and under the action of violent inertia, she actually pushed him to the ground and sat on him!

"You, you pervert, you still ask about someone's underwear!"

Tang Rou grabbed Chen Nian's clothes with both hands, lifted him up a little, bit his lip and reprimanded loudly.

"It's quite perverted that you told me."

Chen Nian made no resistance.

"What's wrong with the line puppy? The line puppy is so cute!"

"It's really cute. I even saved an emoticon, but you still have a childlike innocence... don't hit, don't hit."

"I hate it, I hate it, I hate it so much!"

Tang Rou used a fast attack on Chen Nian that could only see the afterimage. Chen Nian had to use his elbow to protect his face.

After a while, Tang Rou finished typing, and Chen Nian said quietly.

"Ahem, when are you going to get off of me? How embarrassing..."

Tang Rou's buttocks are soft and elastic, and it's quite comfortable to sit on, which makes Chen Nian feel good again.

"Sex! I'll fight again..."

However, at this moment, a sudden sound suddenly froze Tang Rou's movements in mid-air, and Chen Nian's smile instantly froze on his face.

"Hey! You... what are you doing?!"

The owner of the voice is Su Jinyu.

Tang Rou thought in her heart, it's over, it's completely over now.

I was caught by Xiao Qi, and now I can't clean myself up even if I jumped into the Yellow River. From now on, there will be no room for me in the guild. It seems that I will be kicked out of the guild tomorrow for breathing with my mouth open...

Chen Nian said in her heart, it's over.

However, there is still a chance to save!

The brain is running wildly, and countless brain cells are thinking of countermeasures.

In the end, Chen Nian found the only way to redeem himself.

Pretend to be a monster!

As long as I pretend to be the kind of monster that can disguise itself as a human being, and Tang Rou does this just to subdue me, everything makes sense.

"I'm a monster, remember!"

After whispering a reminder, Chen Nian suddenly opened his teeth and claws, and roared from time to time.

Tang Rou It's like waking up from a dream, so there is such a way? As expected of the boss, he can still find a way to survive when death is imminent.

But it's not good to fool Xiao Qi...

Forget it, in order to maintain the status of the guild in the future, I will risk it all!

"You hateful monster, ahhhh!!"

Tang Rou pressed Chen Nian's arms tightly to the ground, "Xiao Qi come and help me, this monster is almost going to eat me!"

It turns out to be the kind of monster that can disguise itself as a human... No wonder.

Su Jinyu felt relieved, just saying, how could brother Chen Nian do that kind of thing to Tang Rou?

"Okay, I'm here to help you!"

Su Jinyu Raise both fingers, wherever the fingertips are pointing, the sword energy will be directed.

Whoosh!!

A sharp sword energy was inserted into Chen Nian's ear, and it penetrated three feet into the ground.

Damn it, play it for real.

Chen Nian let out a roar, his hands suddenly broke free from Tang Rou's restraints, and then slapped her chest.

Bang!

Tang Rou was beaten back, her beautiful eyes widened and she covered her chest.

Are you pretending to be a monster and eating my tofu?!

Chen Nian looked back, as if to say: Acting requires sacrifice. Don't those actresses also perform kissing and bed scenes? If you don't want to die, just hold it in.

"Are you okay!"

Su Jinyu hurriedly supported the retreating Tang Rou, and several green sword auras surrounded him again.

"No, it's okay, this monster is quite powerful!"

"Let's deal with him together!"

Su Jinyu took action again, shooting out several sword energy.

Unexpectedly, the monster was quite agile. After dodging, it disappeared deep into the forest.

At the same time, several more monsters made of meat and paste were attracted by the sound.

"Damn it, let it run away!"

"Let's deal with the monster in front of us first."

"Okay!"

Tamamo-no-Mae was lying on a high tree trunk, with a playful smile on his lips, "Wonderful."

Chen Nian breathed a sigh of relief, he finally escaped.

Not long after he escaped, another group of monsters surrounded him, so he started killing again.

In this cold world, only killing monsters can bring him a ray of warmth.

[Level Upgrade]

It has been upgraded to another level. Chen Nian is already level 97, and there are still 2 levels left to advance.

Suddenly, he heard movement in the distance.

Could it be someone else?

Chen Nian Go check it out immediately.

As soon as he got close, he felt the biting cold wind in the air!

Zhao Yixue is killing people inside.

Wearing a blue and white dress, she was breathtakingly beautiful, like a glass flower blooming among the monsters, causing ice flowers to dance all over the sky.

"Yeah!"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yixue suddenly slipped and fell to the ground.

The monsters immediately surrounded him.

"Help, help..."

Okay, okay, you are also a drama queen, right? Just now you were killing people randomly, and now you are a weak girl.

Chen Nian couldn't turn a blind eye, so he had to rush over and help her up.

"It's okay!"

"There are so many monsters, I'm afraid..."

Zhao Yixue held Chen Nian's arm and hid timidly behind him, like a cute little kitten.

The monsters never imagined that they would become part of the play.

Chen Nian's pupils lit up with golden light.

Word Spirit, Judgment!

In an instant, all the monsters approaching were wiped out, and a clearing was cleared.

Zhao Yixue looked at Chen Nian and praised without expression, "That's amazing..."

Chen Nian said to myself that you really have no talent for acting. Compared with the big drama I directed just now, you are like a trainee meeting an experienced actor.

"As long as you're okay."

"Hmm..."

Zhao Yixue naturally put his arms around Chen Nian's neck and stood on tiptoes, wanting to give a fragrant kiss to a delicate and beautiful girl.

Whoosh!

Suddenly, a flame passed through the gap in front of their eyes.

He happened to shoot a monster coming from the side, causing it to burn in flames and turn into ashes on the spot.

Chen Nian and Zhao Yixue turned their heads at the same time and saw that it was Ye Hongling.

With red hair and red eyes, there was still fire on her fingertips. She gently blew on her index finger to extinguish the fire on it.

"Oh, did I ruin something good just now?"

Zhao Yixue said coldly, "She is a monster in disguise, let's kill her together!"

Chen Nian's mouth twitched. "No, no, no, she is obviously the real thing."

"If I say it's fake, it's fake. Women's intuition is right."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Yixue rushed forward with the Xuanbing sword in hand, killing the weak and beautiful girl just now.

Fire and frost dance together.

Chen Nian I can only say that you are happy...

Rumble!!!

The ground suddenly shook violently, causing the two women to stop.

"What's going on? The whole forest is shaking." Chen Nian looked suspicious.

"Look at the ground..."

Several people bowed their heads.

I saw that the earth turned into a blood-red flesh wall!

And it's still squirming...

The monsters piled up with pieces of meat around them all disappeared and merged into the ground one after another.

The scenery above the head also disappeared, turning into a disgusting wall of flesh, with many bloodshot eyeballs popping up constantly.

"I finally know why no one ever makes it out alive."

"This forest is one giant monster."

"And we walked into its belly from the very beginning!"

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