Humiliating Gu He, the Wedding's Second Bride

After getting Little Ka settled, Luo Yang brought Yun Yun to the foot of the wedding dais.

Tushan Rongrong had already spoken with the Four Great Elders, which saved them a great deal of trouble.

"Hua She'er, take her to get dressed," the First Elder said calmly as she looked down at Yun Yun.

Although Tushan Rongrong had explained Yun Yun's circumstances, the First Elder still showed no warmth toward Yun Yun, who came from the Jia Ma Empire.

Over the years, conflicts between their Snake-People Tribe and the Jia Ma Empire had been frequent, with the Misty Cloud Sect accounting for most of them.

With the Misty Cloud Sect backing them, its disciples and subordinate forces not only ran roughshod over the Jia Ma Empire but had even extended their demonic claws toward the Snake-People Tribe.

The mercenary groups that specialized in capturing female Snake-People had been formed by disciples of the Misty Cloud Sect.

Hua She'er had been waiting for quite some time. Swaying her wildly striped snake tail, she came before Yun Yun and said, "Come with me."

"Go on. I'll wait for you here..."

Luo Yang released Yun Yun's hand and handed her over to Hua She'er beside him, speaking softly.

Surrounded by several beautiful snake women, Yun Yun followed Hua She'er into a side hall.

Every few steps, Yun Yun turned back to look at Luo Yang, no one knowing what was on her mind.

Only after Yun Yun's retreating figure had vanished completely did Luo Yang reluctantly withdraw his gaze.

He could not help marveling inwardly. In just over half a year, he had gone from an ordinary person with nothing to a powerful Da Dou Shi, and he was about to marry two beautiful wives.

Most of the credit for that belonged to Sister Rongrong.

Otherwise, even with his golden finger of using the Power of Cause and Effect to activate figurines, Luo Yang could never have reached his current accomplishments so efficiently in such a short time.

Snore, snore~

Little Ka's snoring interrupted Luo Yang's wandering thoughts.

Luo Yang looked toward the sound and saw that Little Ka had already polished off all twenty tons of food. The surrounding Snake-People's mouths gaped even wider in astonishment.

They all stared in disbelief at Little Ka and the scraps of food that had spilled onto the ground.

Wasn't this way too fucking awesome?

In less than two minutes, he had devoured nearly half a month's rations for their entire Snake-People Tribe.

They could accept someone eating a little more, but this much...

Lv.89 (Eight-Star Dou Emperor) → Lv.90 (Nine-Star Dou Emperor).

He could eat, and he could grow. In accordance with the law of conservation of energy, Little Ka finally lived up to expectations, buckled under the burden, acted in unison, asked without shame, remained neither servile nor overbearing, and... leveled up!

He had gone from level eighty-nine to level ninety.

That was equivalent to an early Nine-Star Dou Emperor in human Dou Qi cultivation.

Luo Yang suddenly wondered: since eating alone granted experience, just how much food had Little Ka eaten to level up and evolve from a level-five Munchlax all the way to a level-eighty-nine Snorlax?

Did the Misty Cloud Sect still have enough money?

If he ate them into bankruptcy, wouldn't Yun Shan die of anger before Xiao Yan even came to challenge the sect?

If that really happened, it would be hilarious.

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!!!

Four dull impacts sounded in succession as objects hit the ground.

Some unidentifiable, blackened things had fallen from the sky.

Just as Luo Yang turned around, Medusa appeared before him.

Upon closer inspection, the things that had just fallen were Gu He and his companions.

But the Pill King was truly in a wretched state now.

He looked nothing like the same prick who had arrived with such a high-and-mighty air.

Immediately afterward, eight figures of differing appearances flew down from the sky.

"Dead?"

Luo Yang looked at the four "corpses," whose survival was uncertain, and voiced his question.

As expected of Queen Medusa-she was ruthless when she struck.

Luo Yang began to worry as well. If he accidentally angered this woman after they married, perhaps she would chop him up in the middle of the night...

"No, but nearly. They have one breath left." Medusa's tone was cold, as though Gu He and his companions' lives were worth even less than ants in her eyes.

Had the Fourth Elder not repeatedly reminded her that "a married woman follows her husband," Medusa would have slaughtered these insects who dared come stirring up trouble on her wedding day, even though Luo Yang had said that today was not a suitable day for killing.

"Hey! Buddy, help me get some water."

Luo Yang called out to a male Snake-Person beside him.

The male Snake-Person nodded at his words, then slipped into the crowd of Snake-People.

About half a minute later, the male Snake-Person returned.

He carried a large earthenware jar filled with cool water.

Because Snake-People's tails differed from human feet, they did not sway unsteadily even when "walking" quickly, and not a single drop of water had spilled from the jar.

"Thank you." Luo Yang took the jar and politely thanked the male Snake-Person.

Perhaps the male Snake-Person was used to being a beast of burden at the bottom of the heap, for he actually seemed overwhelmed by the favor after Luo Yang thanked him.

He had never imagined that an important person marrying Queen Medusa would thank him. His life had been worth living...

Splash~

Carrying the earthenware jar, Luo Yang approached the unconscious Gu He and his companions, then splashed cool water over Li Hu's, Yan Shi's, and Feng Li's heads in turn.

Stimulated by the cool water, Li Hu, Yan Shi, and Feng Li, whose survival had been uncertain, began to stir one after another.

But when Gu He's turn came, the water had run out.

Luo Yang did not want to trouble that male Snake-Person with another trip, so...

Whistle~

Whistling, Luo Yang undid his trousers and aimed his gun barrel at the unconscious Gu He.

Pitter-patter...

A steaming stream of iced black tea poured over Gu He's head.

This iced black tea worked even better than cool water, and Gu He soon began to stir.

"Mm... hiss..." Gu He slowly opened his eyes and stared blankly at the densely packed Snake-People around him.

The sudden pain in his body made him involuntarily suck in a breath of cold air.

"Gasp... urgh~"

He would have been fine without that breath, but with it, the rank stench shot straight into his head, nearly making Gu He vomit.

His eyes rolled back, and he almost fainted again.

"Well, well, well, what's happened to our esteemed Pill King today?" Luo Yang looked down at Gu He, mocking him as he fastened his belt.

Besides enjoying teasing respectable women, Luo Yang also enjoyed using his strength to bully the weak.

Bullying men and tyrannizing women was the true way.

"Heh heh heh..."

"You... you bastard!"

Gu He raised his head, saw Luo Yang fastening his belt, and recalled the rank stench on his body. Instantly, he flew into a rage and unleashed a torrent of abuse at Luo Yang.

At that moment, Gu He also got a clear look at Luo Yang's face and remembered that this was the fellow who had taken away his beloved Yun Yun...

"Don't glare at me like that. The main event is still to come. Heh heh heh..."

Luo Yang wore a sinister expression that made Gu He wish he could tear him into ten thousand pieces.

Any normal man would have been angry at such humiliation, let alone Gu He, the Pill King.

"Hmm? She's here..."

While Luo Yang was bullying Gu He, Yun Yun had already changed, with several female Snake-People's help, into a red woven bridal veil and a scarlet bridal cape exactly like those Medusa wore.

Supported by Hua She'er and surrounded by several female Snake-People, Yun Yun slowly approached Luo Yang...