"You fatso, what are you thinking? Look at your own face and body!"
" Brother Tian, what you said wasn't very hurtful, but it was extremely insulting. Looks are a gift from my parents, what can I do? If I were a delicate, beautiful woman, I'd definitely let the brothers go first..."
"Stop talking nonsense, get ready to move out. Here's the plan." Xiao Tian interrupted Zhou Quan, who was still rambling on.
"That's the plan... that's how it is... do you understand?"
Zhou Quan was dumbfounded, almost wanting to get up and expose himself to the people in the distance.
"That's too much, Brother Tian, that's not how you play with my bull horns."
"Fatty, if you don't want all three of us to die, you'd better just suffer a little." Chu Feng suppressed a laugh.
Helpless, Zhou Quan looked up at the sky and murmured, "Heaven has bestowed a great responsibility upon this fat man. As the savior, this fat man has no choice but to do so."
Inside the mountain village, Situ Qingyun met with his two men at the agreed meeting point.
"The situation," Situ Qingyun said in a low voice.
"Reporting to the young master, it is our incompetence. We have been unable to find the location of the tiger spirit's corpse for the past few days, nor can we find the hiding place of those three people."
A cold glint flashed in Situ Qingyun's eyes.
"Fine, after all, there are two Evolver among them. The remaining one, though not Evolver, is still far more intelligent than the two of you combined."
" Elder Lu, this operation is led by you. What are your thoughts?"
Lu Xian was a retainer of the Ancient God Biological Gene Group in his early years. He was a man of Situ Qingyun's grandfather and is now seventy-three years old.
At this age, many elderly people experience organ degeneration and have to be careful when walking. However, Lu Xian's physical functions are stronger than those of an eighteen-year-old boy, and his vital energy is so vigorous that he is a martial arts practitioner, also known as an ancient martial artist.
Lu Xian glanced at A Wu and A Shisan, and asked in a deep voice, "You two, give a brief account of what's happened these past few days. Which places have you ruled out?"
A Wu stated frankly, " A Shisan and I searched the entire village; there seemed to be hidden underground compartments, but we didn't find any."
"So, where are the places where food is piled up the most?"
A Wu's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but say, "There are two places where a lot of ingredients are stored. We searched there, but we didn't find any hidden compartments or secret rooms. Perhaps you, Grandmaster, can find them."
"Lead the way, and go quietly."
Meanwhile, outside the mountain village, at the hideout of three vehicles, 95 armed men stood guard with cold expressions.
Moo!
The sudden, eerie scream made the 95 people pale, and the infrared sights of their weapons instantly locked onto the source of the sound.
Those with keen eyesight vaguely spotted a bull-like monster appearing in the distant ravine.
"Be careful! If this mutated bull monster gets close, shoot it!"
Moo!
The horned monster darted through the mountain gullies, attracting most of the armed men's attention.
Because the three vehicles were hidden on a downhill slope surrounded by many ravines, Xiao Tian took a detour and quietly approached them. Taking advantage of the darkness and his cat-like agility, he got close to the SUV.
"Be on your guard! Nighttime is when those mutated monsters are most active, so be careful not to get attacked! Watch your step!"
"Yes, Captain!"
Inside the SUV, Xiao Tian quietly looked around and searched, eventually finding a box under the passenger seat.
The box was locked.
"Damn, what a pity. If I could inherit the original's abilities now, even Awakening a Byakugan that allows me to see through things would be great."
"Ding! Sensing the strong desire of the Deva Path Clone, the Deva Path Original Body casts a spell remotely. The Deva Path Clone can make the following choices:"
Option 1: Annihilate all armed members present. Reward: Awaken the Byakugan and Sharingan abilities.
Option 2: Without alerting anyone around, urinate and defecate in the SUV, then quietly drive away with the box. Reward: Awaken the Mangekyō Sharingan and Enhanced Byakugan.
Xiao Tian was stunned!
The original creator is such a liar!
Taking a dump? He doesn't feel like he's taking a dump at all right now! Damn it!
"You're really something! What kind of fun is this!"
After careful consideration, Xiao Tian chose the second option.
Urinating is fine, but holding it in a little is okay too.
only!
Xiao Tian looked utterly hopeless. He took off his pants, but he just couldn't poop.
Moo!
Outside, the horned monster constantly tested the nerves of the surrounding armed members.
"This monster, after all, does have a brain. It's afraid of what we have." Captain Han's face was grim.
"This monster keeps howling but doesn't attack. It's hard to say it's not gathering its companions. It seems we still need to contact the young master and the elders. If too many monsters come, our firepower will be too limited."
Captain Han has experience fighting monsters. Not long ago, he led his existing team to wipe out more than a hundred mutated and highly aggressive huskies. Some of them had extremely high physical strength, and ordinary automatic large-caliber firearms were no longer effective. Only the latest 7.6 mm bullets made of special materials could penetrate them.
Xiao Tian was quite frustrated listening to what the people around him were saying. He couldn't hold his poop, but he did manage to pee a few drops.
Moo!
Time passed, and more than half an hour went by.
The armed members were anxious and uneasy. Xiao Tianxin, and our bull monster, Zhou Quan, was even more depressed.
" Brother Tian, Young Master Tian, Father Tian! Come out here, make some noise! Do you really think acting like a cow on all fours is so easy?! My limbs are about to cramp up!"
Zhou Quan was about to cry. This job was not only extremely humiliating, but also physically demanding; it was truly inhuman.
On the hillside, Chu Feng, who had been assigned the task of being an observer, frowned, wondering what Xiao Tian was up to.
"Hmm?" Chu Feng only saw a figure emerge from the mountain village, seemingly heading towards the main group.
"Oh no, we need to give Brother Tian a heads-up."
Chu Feng rubbed his neck, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and then...
"Aww!"
Chu Feng's roar was extremely shrill, like a night demon in a rage.
On the mountain path, the armed men felt a chill run down their spines, and Captain Han changed drastically.
"Everything's ready! That bull-monster is indeed summoning monsters! Those beasts!"
"Number 9, prepare ammunition! If those bastards attack, we absolutely cannot lose our weapons until every last bullet is fired!"
The offerings sent to the main force also changed color.
"These monsters! I need to get there faster!"
Xiao Tian, who was waiting in the off-road vehicle to launch a bombing raid on the enemy zone, frowned as he heard Chu Feng's notification.
"Damn it! Shit, get your act together! Next wave, bomb this place!"
"It's so uncomfortable! I don't feel like I need to poop at all! Does this mean I've lost my ability?"
Xiao Tian looked pained, and could only imagine that he hadn't defecated for several days and needed a big release.
The brain seems to have been tricked into releasing a signal to open the floodgates.
beep!
A tiny bullet was dropped onto the seat of the off-road vehicle.
"Done! Let's get out of here!" At this point, Xiao Tian didn't even have time to wipe his butt. He pulled up his pants, tidied his pockets, grabbed his suitcase, and looked for an opportunity to slip away.
eye!
Aww!
Fortunately, his two teammates provided excellent cover. Because the sounds were coming from the same direction, the militants mostly focused their attention on the hillside and the monster that occasionally peeked out with bull horns.
"Success!"
Xiao Tian moved with agility and lightness, successfully escaping.
It was precisely because the location of the car and the surrounding terrain were so excellent, coupled with the fact that it was nighttime and Xiao Tian possessed night vision and the ability to clearly grasp the enemy's movements, that he made a long detour and returned to the hillside.
roar!
After Xiao Tian and Chu Feng reunited, Xiao Tian lowered his voice and let out a roar like a fierce tiger, which shook the mountains and forests.
"Get ready!" Captain Han's expression was grave. He hadn't expected a tiger-like monster to appear, which was the most troublesome thing.
These mutated monsters are enormous, even more terrifying than walking tanks, and incredibly mobile and agile. Often, many bullets simply cannot hit them, and the wielder is killed by a sudden attack from a tiger.
At this moment, Zhou Quan, who was playing the Bull Demon, breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing Xiao Tian's command and the tiger's roar.
"Good heavens! That was a long time! I almost turned into a cow! But why is walking on all fours becoming smoother and smoother? My body is even starting to feel comfortable!"
Back on the hillside, Zhou Quan lowered his voice and questioned Xiao Tian angrily, "My Young Master Tian Shao, what are you doing? Did some beautiful woman in the group catch your eye?"
"For this thing." Xiao Tian pointed to the box on the ground, his mind now focused on the reward he received for making his choice.
Mangekyō Sharingan! Enhanced Byakugan!
His left eye Mangekyō, and his right eye Byakugan. The former provides him with numerous abilities, including the ability to cast Genjutsu on living Kamui, the use of Kamui, and the future Susanoo. The Byakugan provides a 360-degree, unobstructed view of the world, along with the Hyuga Clan's Taijutsu, such as the Eight Trigrams Technique: Rotation! Gentle Fist: Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms.
Of course, with the limited energy in his body now, activating the " Rotation" move would only reduce his blue energy to about 30-40%.
"What the heck! Brother Tian, you just brought all that back? Are you kidding me?"
Zhou Quan spoke with resentment, feeling that he had been playing the role of the bull monster to draw attention for so long, only to have Xiao Tian turn out to be so disappointing.
"Hmm?" Xiao Tian turned his gaze to the opened box, his expression showing embarrassment, but he was thick-skinned and the darkness prevented him from blushing.
"These are the young master's suit trousers."
"What a rip-off! But speaking of which, why are these young master's boxer shorts so small? Are they women's style? Aren't they afraid of being too tight?" Zhou Quan couldn't help but mock as he finished speaking.
" Brother Tian, some people from the village have come back to join the main force, so it might be difficult to move around now," Chu Feng reminded him.
Xiao Tian nodded; what followed was indeed difficult.
"There's still a long time until tomorrow's trading session. I'm afraid we've been exposed. In that case, let's go back to the village and, under the cover of darkness, meet with the Evolver that Situ Qingyun brought."
Seeing the cold glint in Xiao Heavenly Eye, Chu Feng narrowed his own, understanding the meaning.
"If that's the case, then tonight, let's play that kind of role."
Zhou Quan hurriedly said, "Please, please don't make me play the Bull Monster again, I beg you."
"Fatty, no problem, you can play the bull demon."
"What do you mean? Isn't that the same?!" Zhou Quan was about to explode.
"It's different. In my memory, the bull monster walks on four legs, but the bull demon walks on two legs and wields a big cleaver in both hands. Old Meng. You'd be perfect for this role."
Zhou Quan: "...!@￥"