"Hubby, you have such a great body. You've just gotten a little thin now. You used to train regularly, right?"
Luo Beishi lifted him up and dressed Huo Cixiao in comfortable clothes, not forgetting to cop his daily feel with a gentle squeeze.
Huo Cixiao: "..." He felt like his bargain wife was up to no good! He had no proof.
Forget it. What else could he do? He couldn't do anything now, like a fish on a chopping board. Uncle Chen listened to him, and even his bodyguard team now obeyed his bargain wife so readily.
Had he been completely stripped of power in this household?
Would their roles be reversed when he woke up someday?
He would wake up and open his eyes.
Uncle Chen: Madam, you're awake!
A Hu: Madam, you're finally awake! You've had it hard all these years in a vegetative state! The young master has already conquered this entire empire for you!
Huo Cixiao: "..." It was simply unbearable to imagine.
"Host, host! Shen Dong escaped! He even hired a team to spread rumors about you online!" the baby system said furiously.
"It's fine. Let me see what's going on." Luo Beishi remained unhurried. It wouldn't affect him earning twenty million a day anyway. These were all minor matters.
He opened the blogging app on his phone.
Trending at number one: Luo Beishi's years of crazed obsession with Huo Cifeng, [photo] x9
Trending at number two: Where did Luo Beishi's money come from? Was there a mysterious sugar daddy behind him?
Luo Beishi chuckled and said, "Tongtong, no need to clear anything up. Let's just expose some dirt on his family."
"Host, which piece of dirt do you want to expose?"
"The one where Shen Dong fell and ate shit in secondary school. Give him something to be happy about." After changing Huo Cixiao's clothes, Luo Beishi started counting the whorls on his fingertips.
Shen Dong was still feeling smug in a hotel somewhere, unaware that a piece of dirt about him had come out of nowhere and instantly dominated the top trending spot, its popularity far surpassing Luo Beishi's trending topics.
"Bzz..." His phone suddenly rang. Shen Dong had just stepped out of the shower, his hair still dripping heavily.
"Dong, check the blog... Don't get upset. Just forget it after you've seen it..." His friend A Lu suddenly called and told him that, then hung up before Shen Dong could speak.
He frowned and wiped the water off his phone.
Then he saw a video that infuriated him.
Fuck, how was there a video of this?
He immediately opened the comments beneath the anonymous blog post.
[It's over. Confirmed simp. He even licks shit.]
[Come on, dog bro, at least restrain yourself in public, okay?]
[Seriously, as expected of a rich young master. His tastes really are pretty heavy.]
[I'm speechless. This is my first time seeing someone eat shit. I can't describe how I feel.]
[Haha, I don't think I'll be able to eat dinner tonight. That scene is all I can think about.]
Shen Dong was furious. Back in school, he had been looking at his phone carelessly, twisted his ankle, and fallen. Of all places, his face had landed right in dog shit.
He was livid. His lifelong reputation was utterly ruined...
He scrolled some more. No one online was discussing Luo Beishi anymore. They were all watching and mocking him. Damn it!
When Father Shen saw the news at home, he nearly died of anger too.
Never mind Shen Dong sneaking out-he had actually caused yet another incident that brought the Shen Family utter disgrace!
"A Bao, go bring him back."
"Yes."
After the bodyguard left, Father Shen sent his assistant a message to freeze all of Shen Dong's cards.
The Shen Family was a wealthy, prestigious family, and this brat had ruined their reputation just like that.
This was even more unbearable than some scandal about an illegitimate child or an extramarital affair.
This was fucking eating shit! It had already spread across the entire internet. There was no clearing his son of eating shit now... How was he supposed to show his face?
They couldn't find out who owned the account, but even without finding out, he knew who had done it. Shen Dong had paid for two smear pieces about Luo Beishi today. Barring any surprises, this was Luo Beishi's handiwork.
In such a short time, that brainless, unfilial son Shen Dong had been pinned down and beaten.
If Luo Beishi could uncover something from so long ago, one could imagine how terrifying his methods and influence were. They had probably already infiltrated all the prominent families.
Otherwise, there was absolutely no way he could have resolved this in such a short time. Absolutely impossible!
He could even suppress his own adoptive parents' family without showing any mercy. Luo Beishi was probably just as ruthless as Huo Cixiao.
They really were a married couple. With the tyrant Huo Cixiao asleep, his wife was every bit as brutal.
If they didn't apologize immediately, that unfilial son would probably bring their family to complete ruin!
They had to come up with a PR plan and apologize to him right away!
The Shen Family wasn't clean either. If Luo Beishi really had dirt on them, Shen Dong's trending topic today was merely an appetizer.
Two hours later.
Netizens were surprised that the Shen Corporation Group's announcement wasn't about holding certain accounts accountable for spreading the story of Shen Dong eating shit.
Instead, it was a direct apology to Luo Beishi.
Shen Corporation Group V: Regarding Shen Dong's fabrication of damaging material about Mr. Luo Beishi, our company deeply apologizes for the harm caused to Mr. Luo Beishi's reputation.
As a token of our sincere apology, our company has decided to gift Mr. Luo Beishi a 2% stake in Shen Corporation.
The comments erupted again.
"Holy shit, I'm jealous. Seriously."
"So Luo Beishi really was smeared by the Shen Family's young master of dog shit?"
"Shen Dong has no class."
"The Shen Family surrendered pretty fast. Does that mean Luo Beishi was behind the dog shit incident too?"
"That's so badass. I'll never dare insult Luo Beishi again. I'm scared something will happen, haha."
"First Huo Cifeng, then Luo Corporation, and now Shen Corporation goes straight down on its knees, hahaha."
"Oh my god, Luo Beishi is incredible. No wonder he's so arrogant and overbearing. Who wouldn't be in his shoes?"
"What kind of wish-fulfillment novel protagonist is Luo Beishi?"
"Luo Beishi responded! Go look!"
The netizens rushed over to Luo Beishi's profile again. In just a few days, his account had gained over ten million followers.
Luo Beishi looked both innocent and seductive, and especially bewitching. Although he had a terrible temper, the netizens were suckers for good looks and liked exactly that type. More importantly, Luo Beishi was especially rich. Their curiosity piqued, the netizens wanted to know what a rich man's blog was like.
Now, another blog post had appeared on Luo Beishi's chamomile-background profile.
Luo Beishi V: Thank you for your generosity, Shen Corporation, but I'm not short on money. Keep your eldest son under control and stop him from coming out and barking for no reason.
In the hotel, Shen Dong gritted his teeth in fury. Fuck, how had Luo Beishi managed this?! But Luo Bai was waiting for his reply.
Forget it. I'll move some of my money over to help Luo Corporation through this crisis first. That's the top priority.
Yet when he tried to log into his online banking, he found that he couldn't. The page displayed: Your account has been frozen. If you have any further questions, please visit a bank branch for assistance.
"Fuck! Again and again! That Luo Beishi! It's all that Luo Beishi's fault! If it weren't for him!"
Shen Dong, who had already become a laughingstock, looked livid as he cursed furiously through practically clenched teeth.
"Knock, knock, knock!"
"Who is it?!"
Before Shen Dong could pull the door all the way open, a group of bodyguards pinned him to the floor.