Douluo: Everyone Has a System? Everyone's Absurd!
Chapter 3

Zhao Wuji: Evasive Step! Tang San Spurted Blood!

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(A beautiful picture of Zhu Zhuqing)

As Zhao Wuji watched the two women attack, one from the front and the other from the side, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

He didn't counterattack. Instead, he set his bulky body in motion.

"Evasive Step!"

As Zhao Wuji prepared to dodge left, he first swung both hands to the right, making a deceptive feint.

He stepped back with his right foot, shifting his center of gravity backward with it.

As he drew his leg in, his left foot swiftly took a large step to the left and planted firmly. His hands swung with the movement, carrying his body across.

Once his left foot landed, his right foot quickly followed and came together with it. He straightened his body, completing the full evasive maneuver!

He quickly stepped to one side, dodging Xiao Wu, then swiftly stepped to the other, dodging Zhu Zhuqing!

His movements were like someone nimbly dodging two electric bikes going the wrong way and running a red light!

There wasn't the slightest trace of the clumsiness of a burly man in his fifties!

Tang San was stunned. What movement technique is that?! It's actually comparable to my Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track!

The system panel in front of Zhao Wuji went "ding, ding"-

[Evasive Step proficiency +1] [Evasive Step proficiency +1] [Proficiency increases through combat. Reach 100 proficiency to unlock the next technique!]

Zhao Wuji was ecstatic. You know what? This Evasive Step technique from the Dance System is pretty useful! Hahahaha, does this mean I have a Self-Created Soul Skill now?!

Both Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were surprised. Their opponent looked so bulky, yet he was this agile?

The two women exchanged a glance and attacked again.

Zhao Wuji chuckled. "Hey, I dodge, and I dodge again! Hehe, this is fun~"

Like a nimble loach, he darted back and forth between the two girls, never letting either of them touch even the hem of his clothes.

Tang San frowned deeply. Is he trying to use up all our Soul Power? No, I can't let him succeed!

"Blue Silver Entanglement!"

Several strands of Blue Silver Grass burst from the ground, instantly tripping up Zhao Wuji's feet.

Zhao Wuji looked down. "Good kid, you won't let me use Evasive Step?"

He exerted force with his feet, and the Blue Silver Grass naturally snapped apart.

But Tang San's second Soul Skill, Parasite, remained in effect. Blue Silver Grass vines wound wildly up from Zhao Wuji's feet, wrapping tighter and tighter.

Zhao Wuji's face darkened. "This kid is really annoying!"

He had wanted to make the most of this chance to raise his Evasive Step proficiency some more!

He had no choice but to deal with this kid first!

The yellow Second Soul Ring on Zhao Wuji's body lit up.

"Second Soul Skill, Great Strength Vajra Palm!"

A huge illusory bear paw slammed viciously toward Tang San!

Tang San moved, executing Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track and actually managing to dodge the blow!

But as he made that sweeping movement with Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, the swelling behind him erupted in another bout of stabbing pain. He grimaced and instinctively clutched his backside.

Tang San sucked in a sharp breath. No, I have to end this fight quickly! If this drags on, everything below my waist will be ruined first!

He ran both hands over the Twenty-Four Moonlit Bridges at his waist, and cold light flashed.

Willow Leaf Blades, Flying Locust Stones, Coin Darts, Bone-Piercing Nails-all manner of Hidden Weapons blossomed forth through Tang San's Heavenly Flower Rain technique.

Some flew straight, some at an angle, and some circled around behind, but they all had just one target in the end-Zhao Wuji's body.

Zhao Wuji hurriedly activated his first Soul Skill, Immovable Bright King Body, and crossed his arms to block the Hidden Weapons.

"Good kid, resorting to underhanded tricks?"

Tang San said coldly, "The rules didn't say I couldn't use Hidden Weapons!"

Zhao Wuji snapped, "Damn it, what an annoying kid!"

He struck out with another Great Strength Vajra Palm.

Tang San dodged again with Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, but halfway through a turn, the swelling flared with agonizing pain, forcing him to stop and clutch his lower back.

Zhao Wuji's strike missed. When he saw that the kid had not only dodged but even had time to slap his own butt at him in mockery, he found it utterly outrageous!

This time, Zhao Wuji was truly angry.

"Fifth Soul Skill, Gravity Crush!"

This Soul Skill could subject an opponent to immense pressure from all directions at once, sending their body rushing uncontrollably toward Zhao Wuji!

Caught off guard, Tang San was pulled rapidly toward Zhao Wuji with his back to him!

Zhao Wuji threw a punch!

Splurt-!

As luck would have it, the punch landed squarely on Tang San's lower back!

Blood instantly dyed Tang San's pants red!

Tang San: "Aargh!!!!"

He fell headfirst to the ground, clutching his agonizing backside and wailing, "My swelling!!!"

Watching Tang San spurt blood, Zhao Wuji scratched his head. Had he hit a little too hard?

Tears streamed from Tang San's eyes and blood spurted from his backside. It was a shocking sight.

Xiao Wu hurried over. "Brother, you..."

She reached out to help, but didn't know where to touch him. She froze on the spot, at a complete loss.

Even Xiao Wu felt she couldn't intervene in a situation like this...

Zhao Wuji glanced at the incense stick, which had burned three-quarters of the way down, and cleared his throat twice.

"Forget it, forget it. I'll count that as a pass."

Xiao Jue, who had been watching, nearly burst out laughing. His face turned red from holding it in.

Dai Mubai looked helpless as he walked over and pulled Tang San up.

"Come on, let's go find Little Oscar. His sausages may be lewd, but they do have some use."

Everyone dispersed, but Zhu Zhuqing alone lingered.

She looked toward Xiao Jue again and walked over to him.

Her long black hair fell loosely over her shoulders, her face was lowered slightly, and her skin was extremely fair.

She had an exceptionally voluptuous figure, especially her magnificent bosom-a textbook case of a youthful face and huge breasts.

Her usually cold expression now carried a faint blush.

Xiao Jue blinked. "Beautiful, can I help you with something?"

Zhu Zhuqing spoke very softly. "H-hello... My name is Zhu Zhuqing..."

Xiao Jue smiled. "Hello, I'm Xiao Jue."

Zhu Zhuqing bit her lip. "And you... are?"

Xiao Jue slapped his forehead. "Oh, me? I'm the academy's new cleaner."

Zhu Zhuqing glanced at the broom in his hand and said quietly, "Um, Xiao Jue, let me help you clean..."

Xiao Jue: "Huh?"

Zhu Zhuqing reached for the broom in Xiao Jue's hand.

The moment they touched, he could feel how delicate and cool her skin was.

Zhu Zhuqing's face grew even redder. She snatched the broom and began sweeping.

[conquest target favorability increased by 10%!]

[Reward obtained: Soul Power increased by 1 level!] ```

Zhu Zhuqing was shaken to the core. It really works! My Soul Power really did increase!

So the only target of my Favorability System is actually him, Shrek Academy's cleaner?

But his bearing is nothing like an ordinary person's... And what was that feeling of my heart racing just now...?

At the thought, Zhu Zhuqing blushed even more deeply. She lowered her head and hurriedly began cleaning.

Xiao Jue couldn't help marveling. In his original world, he had never seen a beauty of this caliber; even major celebrities paled in comparison!

Just then, his system popped up again-

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