HP: When They Infiltrated Their Own Fan Groups
Chapter 34

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Harry asked, a little apprehensively.

The group members responded enthusiastically.

A Golden Snitch: Sirius? I know all about him!

Mrs. Potter: Move aside, Harry was asking me.

[Group owner] Red-Lipped, White-Toothed The Chosen One: I'm dying, take some cephalosporin.

Harry Is Mine: ? Let's fight.

A Golden Snitch: [Sirius Black Baidu Baike.jpg]

A Golden Snitch: It's in English! Take your time reading it, Harry! Everything about your godfather is in there! [Finger heart.jpg]

Hug Saint Potter's Thigh: ? I was still typing it out bit by bit. Damn it.

[Admin] Harry's Runaway Girlfriend: Throw Golden Snitch out (?)

One Draco on the Left, One Harry on the Right: Throw them out and make a Manchu-Han Imperial Feast!

Moran: Yay--take your time reading, Harry!--Let's have that Manchu-Han Imperial Feast.

A Golden Snitch: You have no martial virtue--

Ignoring the other strange things, Harry opened the screenshot and began reading it carefully from beginning to end.

"Sirius Black saw Peter Pettigrew, whom Ron of the Weasley family was holding in a newspaper photograph, while he was in Azkaban. Realizing that Peter had not died, he broke out to take revenge."

Harry was stunned. Reading on, he discovered that Sirius had decided to live with his godson Harry after everything was over, but died in the fifth book, Order of the Phoenix...

He had only just learned that he had a godfather he had never met, but the next second, he learned that his godfather might die when he was in his fifth year.

But there was still time to change everything!

Harry's eyes filled with hope. He would never let that happen.

Ron learned that he would take Peter Pettigrew along on a trip in the future, and that was how Sirius would find out.

It would have been one thing if Ron hadn't known who Scabbers was, but now he did...

And winning prize money and spending it all on a trip was certainly something his family would do, but was he really going to hold Peter Pettigrew in a photograph?

Ron closed his eyes, caught in endless turmoil and fear.

"Can Sirius get a phone? Can we just send him a message saying Peter Pettigrew is here?" Ron said, his voice choked. Hermione and Harry exchanged a glance, and Harry patted Ron on the shoulder. "Thank you, Ron."

"Come on, Ron, show that Gryffindor spirit." Hermione offered Ron a rare word of encouragement too. "Harry's godfather is counting on you."

Ron: ...

I'm only in my second year, and I'm under more pressure than someone my age should have to bear.

Not as many people went home for Christmas this year. The Weasley family chose to stay at school as usual, and Hermione chose to stay this year too.

Some stayed willingly, while others had no choice.

Malfoy, for instance, didn't understand why his father had told him not to come home this year. With no other option, he could only obey and stay at school. Pansy chose to go home for family reasons.

Goyle and Crabbe naturally stayed.

But with problems like the Basilisk and the Heir of Slytherin avoided, the two of them should be able to avoid being ambushed by Harry and Ron.

Blaise and Theodore both chose to go home. On the train back, Blaise acted rather mysterious and said he had something fun to share with Theodore. Theodore wasn't very interested, but Blaise pulled out his phone and opened a screenshot.

A person identified as Theodore Nott, but who looked nothing like him, was saying something similar to what he had said.

"..." Theodore froze.

It was Christmas, and a great deal of snow had fallen outside.

Fred and George built a gigantic snowman, took a photo, and posted it in the main group. Their plan was ready! They absolutely couldn't let anyone else reveal their identity ahead of them again! Going later wouldn't be any fun at all.

Oh My Mother: ? What a huge snowman.

I Sit on the Twins' Laps: Where could there possibly be snow that deep?! It must feel amazing to bury yourself in it!

Emperor De's Niffler: I'm jealous of all that snow. It snows here too, but we can't even make a snowball.

My Younger Brother Isn't as Handsome as Me: Ha! We can have snowball fights too!

What's in Merlin's Wardrobe?: Fights? (Key word detected)

Kerun: Fights? (A northerner peeks in)

Bug Ming: ? You northerners only hear the word "fight," don't you?

Magpie: Did you swallow the "snowball" part?

James-Brand Shampoo: Yeah, I swallowed it. [Hands on hips.jpg]

You're the One Who Made Dumbledore Mourn?: You northerners... really stuff snow into rocks?

My Older Brother Is Farting: ? Wait, stuff snow into rocks?

Bug Ming: ? [Slowly types a ?.jpg]

Draco and Harry, the Loves of My Life: ? You play that wildly?

What's Wrong with Eating More?: You can stuff snow into rocks?

My Surname Is Weasley: 6

In front of the screen, Fred picked up a rock hidden in the snow and fell into thought.

You're the One Who Made Dumbledore Mourn?: Bah! I got it wrong, stuff rocks into snow!

My Older Brother Is Farting: Good idea. I'll try it later.

Oh My Mother: ?? Wait--friend, calm down.

Lily-Brand Shampoo Exclusively for Snape: Hahahahahaha

Kick Ron and Carry Away Baby Hermione: [Laughing uncontrollably.jpg]

Doesn't Anyone Ship Snape and Harry?: That's so 6, guys.

Miqiu: What poor kid fell victim to that? [Weeping in grief.jpg]

Hello Everyone, My Name Is Quidditch: Sure enough, the most fun thing about winter is fighting.

Magpie: So do your northerners' keyboards not have the word "snow" on them?

With the atmosphere already warmed up this much, Fred and George felt it was time!

They had been ready for ages. Bet no one saw this coming! They were going to reveal their identities themselves!

Fred couldn't wait to see the looks on those fans' faces when they saw him!!!

But first~ naturally, they had to get everyone excited so more people would find out! And they had to do it during an event, when the most people were around. After watching for a while, the two had noticed that the group seemed to like holding events for every holiday, from Halloween and Christmas to their Spring Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, and so on.

Anyway, Fred didn't understand what holidays like the Spring Festival and Dragon Boat Festival meant, but he knew Christmas! And with so few people choosing to leave school this Christmas, wouldn't it be even more fun!?

George was excited too.

The connection between the two worlds was so interesting! He loved it! (Of course, they would love it even more if they could sell their products.)

And so, on Christmas night.

The group was in the middle of a lively event when Fred and George quietly entered the voice chat. It was possible to turn on cameras in the voice chat, and someone had just finished their performance.

With nothing else to do that night, Ron, Harry, and a few others were watching the event too. The professors were exceptions; they were still very busy.

But our Emperor Ge was there, because up in the tower, this was probably his only entertainment at the moment! Besides, he wanted to see what these so-called fans could come up with.

Fred and George picked a very opportune moment, turned on the camera, and pointed it at themselves.

Then the two laughed and shouted loudly to the group:

"Merry Christmas!"

A little New Year extra

It was New Year.

To make things festive, the group members all showed off their skills and got started!!

Photoshopping.

And so a silly picture of the God of Wealth with his head replaced by those of people from Hogwarts and elsewhere was born.

Fred looked at his own head, the banner he was holding that read "Happy New Year, may everything go as you wish," the incredibly festive colors, and the extremely colorful background, and fell silent.

(Born to his mother (instant answer)

There was even a version with the main trio.

Ron fell silent when he saw it, Hermione shed tears when she saw it, Harry closed his eyes when he saw it, and Snape saved it when he saw it.

?

(The extra was based on something from Teacher Azhi.)

And a word here: this book does not break up the canon couples. Any chapter with a couple pairing will be marked at the beginning. The canon couples aren't being split up! They aren't! Everyone, please take care not to get too excited about pairings in places that aren't pairing-focused, as it's easy to put off others who don't ship that couple.

That's all. Happy Spring Festival, and here are two chapters!

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