Don't Force Me to Slap You When I'm Happiest

"This sounds so familiar?"

Liu Mang thought for a long time, and finally remembered that his elementary school classmate Xiao Pang's New Year's money was taken away by his parents just like this.

Eighteen years had passed until Liu Mang transmigrated, and Xiao Pang still hadn't gotten his New Year's money back!

Liu Mang roared internally: My treasure! It turns out all parents in the world are the same!

Nu Wa looked at Liu Mang with confusion, not knowing what madness had seized him this time!

But she was used to it anyway and couldn't be bothered to manage him.

Instead, she turned to everyone and said, "Regardless of your intentions for coming here today, Nu Wa thanks all of you for not making a move."

"Nu Wa feels the ebb and flow of heaven and earth. Today, I walk before you fellow Daoists. Whether this attempt to Prove Dao succeeds or fails, I hope it will be beneficial to your future path-seeking."

"May Hong Huang prosper forever!"

Upon hearing Nu Wa's words, everyone bowed their heads and said, "We thank fellow Daoist Nu Wa! May Hong Huang prosper forever!"

Liu Mang was stunned. What was going on? Was there a bug? He had never seen this in novels.

However, after thinking about it, he felt relieved. If Nu Wa's Creation of Humans could have a bug like him, there was nothing to be surprised about.

Nu Wa sat cross-legged in the void, preparing to act, but inexplicably looked at Liu Mang, "Do you, my unfilial son, have anything to say to me?"

Liu Mang opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but appeared hesitant to speak.

She's already calling me an unfilial son, what else can I say?

If I tell you not to Prove Dao by Merit, will you listen? You'll probably jump up and slap me.

Besides, as soon as I speak, Hong Jun will immediately appear and give me a chance to be reforged!

Speaking of Hong Jun, that scoundrel is truly ruthless. Of the many paths to becoming a Saint, besides Prove Dao by Force, none of the others will allow you to defeat him after you become a Saint.

Nu Wa never imagined that Liu Mang, who seemed carefree, would consider so much.

He had even thought about trying to stop her from Proving Dao by Merit.

"Is this why you didn't want Merit to enter your body at first?"

Nu Wa's divine sense swept over Liu Mang's body, and she looked at the mass of Merit within him, which was still tightly wrapped.

Liu Mang didn't know that when he refused Merit, Nu Wa had already handled it for him.

Although Nu Wa was unclear where Liu Mang knew so many secrets of Hong Huang and what would happen in the future of Hong Huang.

However, she could feel from Liu Mang's inner thoughts that he did not wish for Hong Huang to become what Hong Jun desired.

His immense resentment towards Hong Jun seemed to stem from the fact that Hong Jun was the instigator of it all.

Alas, if only you had Slay Three Corpses! One Corpse to Prove Dao, the Good Corpse to Prove Dao by Merit, the Evil Corpse to Prove Dao by Marriage, and the Self-Corpse to Prove Dao by Creation. All three corpses would walk the path of Prove Dao by Force, and finally, the three Corpse Saints would merge with the true self to Prove the Great Dao, transcending this world. That would surely make Hong Jun kneel and call you daddy!

Nu Wa: As long as I beat up Hong Jun, can we be friends!

Unfortunately, Hong Jun definitely won't give you the chance to Slay the Self-Corpse. Time waits for no one!

Forget it, if you Prove Dao by Merit, then so be it. At least you'll be a Saint. No matter how much trouble I cause in the future, it won't endanger your life.

Nu Wa's brows furrowed tighter and tighter as she listened. She hadn't doubted Hong Jun.

Hong Jun's own first choice was to Prove Dao by Slaying Three Corpses. Later, he chose to merge with the Dao rather than Prove Dao by Merit. There must have been a reason.

It was just that Nu Wa's cultivation had not yet reached that level, and she couldn't figure out the reason no matter how hard she racked her brain.

Liu Mang looked at Nu Wa's increasingly furrowed brows, thinking she was getting impatient waiting for his answer.

I'll risk it! Let's gamble!

"You asked me to speak, so don't hit me after I'm done!" Liu Mang took a deep breath and said word by word, cautiously, "Can you give me back the treasures you took?"

Hmph, you unfilial son! Truly beyond saving.

Nu Wa thought that Liu Mang's gamble was to persuade her not to Prove Dao by Merit.

She didn't expect that after all that, he was still thinking about the treasures she had confiscated.

It's not like she wasn't going to return them. Was there a need for him to be so petty!

If Liu Mang kept them himself, and the cultivators of Hong Huang knew he had a Postnatal Spiritual Treasure, he wouldn't even see tomorrow's sun, let alone tonight's stars!

Nu Wa: If I had known this, I should have let you rot on the stone platform back then!

Nu Wa took a deep breath and stabilized her Dao heart, "Don't force me to slap you when I'm happiest!"

Liu Mang (fake smiling face): "Mother, keep it up, you're the best!"

Nu Wa ignored Liu Mang's antics. She stepped into the void and once again resumed her human head and snake body form.

With a flick of her snake tail, she instantly grew to the size of a 20-story building. Infinite Dao rhymes and laws began to circulate around her, with the Law of Creation being the clearest and most solid, while some laws were almost invisible to the naked eye.

As Nu Wa waved her hands continuously, the Three Lights Divine Water and Breathing Soil constantly changed form in her hands.

In a short while, one by one, clay figures resembling Xuan Du appeared on the stone platform before Nu Wa.

Nu Wa's hands danced non-stop, and endless spiritual energy turned into divine rainbows, entering each clay figure.

She continuously activated her Primordial Spirit to more clearly create each clay figure. During the creation of life, she also had to divide her divine sense to continue comprehending and deducing the Law of Creation.

Nu Wa felt as if a long time had passed. A sweep of her divine sense revealed she had already created two thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight clay figures, both male and female.

Including Liu Mang and Xuan Du, the total reached exactly three thousand.

As she prepared to continue, she discovered her Primordial Spirit was already depleted, no longer capable of sustaining her efforts.

Nu Wa had no choice but to place the remaining Three Lights Divine Water and Breathing Soil in her hands onto the stone platform. After a moment of recuperation, she gazed at the sky and spoke slowly.

"Hong Huang Heaven and Earth Chronicle, all races observe. Nu Wa, favored by Hong Huang, as a congenital deity, has studied the Dao of Creation. Now, moved by inspiration, I shall Prove Dao and wish to add another race of beings to Hong Huang. The Human Race, emerge!"

"Creation · Genesis!"

With Nu Wa's soft shout, the Great Dao of Creation in Hong Huang began to manifest. The laws of creation surrounding Nu Wa and the clay figures rapidly expanded, resonating with the Great Dao of Hong Huang.

Under the baptism of the laws of creation, Nu Wa's Dao of Creation became even more refined and complete.

The clay-like skin of the figures transformed into flawless jade, and their vacant eyes gained a spark of life. From mere clay figures, they became true beings of Hong Huang.

As if knowing Nu Wa had created them, they knelt and prostrated themselves, crying, "Thank you, Holy Mother, for the grace of creation."

With the cries of all humans, heaven and earth trembled, and an indescribable Dao rhythm permeated the air.

Billions of acres of auspicious merit clouds hung above everyone's heads, obscuring the sun and shielding the earth. At the center of the merit, Nu Wa appeared sacred and noble.

Beyond the thirty-three heavens, in the Purple Heaven Palace.

Hong Jun, who had been observing Nu Wa's Prove Dao, nodded with satisfaction.

Although there was a slight mishap in the early stages of Nu Wa's creation of humans, it had not deviated from the intended path.

"Nu Wa is about to become a Saint! Hong Huang will soon descend into chaos! Heavenly Dao, you didn't even win the opening gambit against me! How will you play with me in the future!"

Seeing that things were back under his control, Hong Jun breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, he would wait for Nu Wa to become a Saint and then merge the Hongmeng Purple Qi.

Absolutely no one would suspect that he would tamper with the Hongmeng Purple Qi.

Once someone proved Dao using the Hongmeng Purple Qi, they would forever be unable to escape the control of the Heavenly Dao.

As long as he successfully acted on behalf of heaven, even Saints would become his playthings.

"After I replace the Heavenly Dao, I will then merge the power of the six Heavenly Dao Saints, devour the blood and spirits of Hong Huang beings, and by burying Hong Huang, I can prove the Great Dao. Hahahaha, Pangu, what's the use of your strength? You still ended up making wedding clothes for me!"

With this thought, Hong Jun narrowed his eyes, returning to his detached state.