Primordial Human Ancestor: My Heart's Voice Was Eavesdropped by Nuwa at the Start
Chapter 49

Again?

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"Wow, so much gold!"

Liu Mang's eyes lit up as he watched the golden flowers falling from Nu Wa's sermon. Overjoyed, he quickly ran over and reached out to catch them.

Golden flowers had fallen before when Nu Wa was proving the Dao, but he had been pinned down and unable to move, so he hadn't gotten any. He had been heartbroken about it for a long time.

Now that he encountered them again, how could he possibly miss out?

Liu Mang extended both hands, his face full of greed, and caught a golden flower. But as soon as it landed in his hand, it vanished without a trace.

Liu Mang was stunned. He quickly reached out his "magic claws" towards the other golden flowers, waving his hands in the air and snatching at them repeatedly.

Liu Mang, who had expected a bountiful harvest, opened his fists to look, but there was still nothing.

"Holy crap, it's fake? You got me excited for nothing."

Seeing that the golden flowers weren't real, Liu Mang lost interest in everything. He started to wander around with his hands behind his back. Meanwhile, Xuan Du stood far off to the side, watching Nu Wa and the others, listening with great enjoyment.

Liu Mang glanced at Nu Wa and the others in the distance, then turned to look at Xuan Du, who had a look of longing on his face. He asked curiously, "Can you understand it?"

"No."

"Can you hear it?"

"No."

What kind of nonsense are you spouting?

"If you can't understand it and can't hear it, then why are you listening so intently?"

"Even though I don't understand, I think it's amazing! It just makes people... makes people..."

Xuan Du thought for a long time, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Right, it makes people feel 'unclear but impressed'!"

Hearing those last four words, Liu Mang let out a "hiss" and took a deep breath.

No way, no way, Xuan Du isn't like me, is he also a transmigrator?

Could he be a fellow countryman?

When countrymen meet, they stab each other in the back!

"Second Brother, what's wrong?" Xuan Du asked, confused, as Liu Mang circled him, looking him up and down and hesitating to speak.

"Imperial court jade liquid wine?" Liu Mang didn't answer Xuan Du's question but asked tentatively.

"?"

"The strange changes remain the same?" Liu Mang tried another line.

"?"

"Love the way you don't kneel?"

"Second Brother, what are you talking about? What wine, what changes?"

As Xuan Du spoke, he glanced around and found that no one was paying attention to them. He leaned closer to Liu Mang's ear and whispered, "I'll pretend I didn't hear the last sentence. If you act like that, neither the Saint nor Master will allow it!"

Liu Mang let out a long sigh of relief.

Thank goodness he's not. I was scared to death. I thought I'd met a fellow countryman too~

"It's nothing, you keep listening!" Liu Mang grinned and patted Xuan Du on the shoulder.

"You got it!"

Watching Xuan Du return to his engrossed state, Liu Mang shook his head, his hands behind his back, and slowly walked towards where the Human Race people were gathered.

After taking just two steps, Liu Mang froze. He turned back to look at Xuan Du, who was lost in thought.

What did he mean just now? What did he mean by pretending not to hear? Why wouldn't my mother and First Senior Brother allow it?

Hiss! Holy crap! What kind of sick thoughts are you having? What do you take me for? You can even drive on this broken road?

Liu Mang slapped Xuan Du on the head. Looking at Xuan Du, who was full of confusion, he said, "Don't talk! Just watch properly!"

Seeing Xuan Du rubbing his head in confusion, Liu Mang finally felt happy.

Hmm, no wonder my mother always liked to hit me on the head. This feels really good.

Then, like an old man taking a leisurely stroll after dinner to aid digestion, he arrived next to a woman.

He saw her squatting on the ground, stubbornly turned away from the crowd, muttering to herself things like "Fine, I won't look then," and "Who cares."

Liu Mang walked over and squatted beside the woman, asking in a doting tone, "Why are you squatting here alone?"

He was so used to coaxing children in the orphanage that he unconsciously used a tone like he was talking to a child.

"Second Ancestor!" Seeing that it was Liu Mang, she prepared to get up and pay her respects.

Liu Mang waved his hand, interrupting her action, and said, "Don't call me Second Ancestor, call me Brother!"

"B-Brother." The woman was taken aback for a moment, then sweetly called out.

"Mm, good girl!"

Hearing this, Liu Mang felt as if his heart was filled with honey. It was like finding that feeling of being chased and called "Brother" back in the orphanage. He responded with satisfaction.

"You still haven't told me why you're not with your tribe, squatting here alone?"

"Hmph, Fourth Brother is so annoying. I just said one sentence, that I looked different from him and wanted to pull him over to take a closer look. He kicked me out."

The woman said, looking Liu Mang up and down, her eyes lighting up, and she said happily.

"Brother, why don't you let me see? I'll let you see first."

After speaking, the woman stood up, spread her arms, and was about to pull Liu Mang to look.

"Hiss~"

When he was squatting before, Liu Mang hadn't noticed anything wrong. It wasn't until the other party stood up that he realized, The person in front of him was not only wealthy but also very generous.

"Stop it, I don't want to see!"

Liu Mang said, his eyes and hands quick, and he pressed the woman down.

After the other party squatted down, he quickly turned around, and the hanging heart finally relaxed.

He let out a long sigh, and couldn't help but complain in his heart.

"Phew, that was close. Luckily, this is my experience and not me writing a novel. Otherwise, this scene would have gotten me locked in a small dark room."

"That idiotic author would cry to death!"

Liu Mang, with his back to the woman, pretended to be angry and said fiercely, "I'm telling you, you're not allowed to let other men see you anymore!"

After thinking for a moment, he added, "And you're not allowed to look at others either!"

"Oh," the woman replied dejectedly and asked, "What about Brother?"

"Brother is of course a different story!... Pfft! Brother isn't allowed either!"

He had repaired too many air conditioners in his past life and accidentally spoke too smoothly.

Liu Mang thought for a moment, it wasn't a solution for the woman to be like this all the time.

He could control himself, but the readers might not be able to.

Moreover, he couldn't always have his back to the woman.

So, Liu Mang said, "Go find some large leaves around here and bring back a pile, and prepare two tree vines casually."

Fearing that the woman wouldn't understand, Liu Mang described it for a long time until the woman understood clearly before letting her leave.

A moment later, the sound of rustling came from behind, followed by the woman's panting voice.

"Brother, I'm back!"

"I'll tell you, you do it. First, poke a hole in each leaf, then thread the vine through the hole, and tie the vine around your neck."

"After you're done, take another vine, do the same as before, and tie the vine around your waist."

"Call me when you're done!"

Liu Mang, with his back to the woman, gestured and explained for a long time until sweat beaded on his forehead. Only then did the woman fully understand his meaning and began to follow his instructions.

Afterward, the sound of rustling started again from behind Liu Mang.

After the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, the sound gradually stopped.

"Are you done?" Hearing no sound from behind, Liu Mang asked tentatively.

"Ah!"

The woman didn't answer but let out a scream instead.

"What's wrong, are you okay?" Hearing the exclamation from behind, Liu Mang couldn't care about anything else and quickly turned around.

He saw the woman staring at the tree-leaf clothes on her body, looking delighted.

The leaves the woman found were longer than her arms. Wearing them, only her head, feet, and a pair of tender arms were exposed.

He found that he couldn't see his back and spun around, jumping and hopping. For a moment, a glimpse of spring was revealed.

"Not bad, not bad, I finally don't have to keep my back to you~"

Liu Mang looked at the woman wearing clothes woven from leaves and nodded with satisfaction. Although they looked a bit rough, at least he didn't have to avoid people anymore.

"Brother, what is this?"

The woman pulled Liu Mang, looking like she had found a treasure, and asked happily.

After all, everyone present was still naked, and only she was wearing these.

"This is clothing."

As soon as Liu Mang finished speaking, immortal music rolled in and resounded through the sky.

"Damn it, again?!"

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