"Damn it!"
Jiang Xiaofeng smashed the computer in front of him with a punch.
"What's wrong?"
Anna was typing on the keyboard when she saw Jiang Xiaofeng suddenly erupt in anger, so she turned around and asked him a question.
" The Scaramouche are off course."
Jiang Xiaofeng frowned. "I logged in early this morning, so it went wrong?"
With a wave of his hand, he rewound time and casually had Ark spend tens of thousands of crystals.
"So what if it's crooked? I'm not afraid."
Soon, Jiang Xiaofeng drew out the Scaramouche and the bell.
"Is Jiang An about to get out of school?"
Jiang Xiaofeng named the Scaramouche in the game Jiang An, looking at the clock on the wall.
"It's still early, what's wrong?"
Jiang Xiaofeng continued the storyline, "We want to see if our Jiang An can reach this level in the game."
"Hmm, if possible, I'd like to find a normal world and have the Wanderer and our Jiang An fight."
"I don't believe these Scaramouche from the Vision can defeat me, Jiang An, who possesses the Void God's Heart."
Anna shook her head and continued to operate the Knight on the screen to explore the beehive.
"Why don't you bring the Eldest into this world too? I feel like Eldest 'd get along really well with this world."
Jiang Xiaofeng watched Anna and the Hornet clash swords. "You've even learned how to clash swords?"
"Wah la la la la!"
Anna looked at the Hornet exploding and spewing plague on the screen. "As long as the reaction is fast enough, of course it's possible."
Jiang Xiaofeng shook his head, reflecting on his actions.
"Forget it, I'll just play Dead Cells instead."
Just then, the villa door opened, and an unexpected person appeared at the door.
" Jiang An? Why are you back?"
Jiang Xiaofeng glanced at Jiang An, who should be in class at this time, and then checked his watch.
"Those idiots in my class always call me Scaramouche or Wanderer, it's so annoying."
"Aren't you going to try to conceal my identity?"
Jiang An looked displeased.
"Hehe, do you think the reason I sent you to school was for this moment?"
With a wave of his hand, Jiang Xiaofeng sent the computer flying to Jiang An's face.
"Let's see how miHy treats you."
Jiang An watched as Jiang Xiaofeng rewound the plot and then played it back quickly...
"There's nothing worth my attention; I already knew that."
Jiang An pushed the computer towards Jiang Xiaofeng.
So, tell me, do you really like the Anemo?
Jiang Xiaofeng looked at Jiang An Jiang An, who raised an eyelid. "If I really have no choice, I will of course choose the Vision."
"If I could choose, I would definitely choose lightning, since Electro is the element I'm best at."
Jiang Xiaofeng nodded.
He had already guessed this answer.
"What's wrong? Are you even more annoyed with the Anemo Archon now?"
Jiang An sat on the sofa, picked up an orange, slowly peeled it, and put it in her mouth.
"How about you send me to a Genshin Impact world, and I'll go capture a Anemo Archon for you?"
"After all, I don't like him either."
Jiang An picked up another orange.
"Forget it, I've killed him too many times, I don't feel anything anymore."
Jiang Xiaofeng sat down next to Jiang An, picked up another orange, and said, "You suddenly changed your mind. Why don't you become a streamer? Just change into your own clothes and become a 'Scattered Scaramouche,' slap yourself on stream, and smash your computer every now and then for fun. Anyway, we're not short of money."
Jiang Xiaofeng ruffled Jiang An Jiang An's hair, making it all messy.
Jiang An slapped Jiang Xiaofeng's hand away. "Don't touch my head!"
"How can you have no principles at all!"
Jiang Xiaofeng shrugged. "I just have no principles."
" Sasayuri and the others have gone to Japan to do live streams and fool people."
"Xiao and his friends fly all over the world, exploring everywhere. You can encounter Xiao fans roaring everywhere you go, it's crazy."
Jiang An: "..."
" Diluc and Kaeya rarely go out, afraid of running into some lunatic. They don't know whether to attack or avoid them. Tsk tsk tsk, why worry so much? If they're unhappy, they might as well just kill them..."
"..."
Jiang An picked up another orange.
"Don't just eat oranges, eat cherries too!"
Jiang Xiaofeng picked up a cherry and put it in his mouth. "Reoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreo..."
"Reoreoreoreo!"
"Ah."
Jiang Xiaofeng swallowed the cherry and continued, "So, are you still going to school or not?"
Jiang An's lips twitched slightly. "Should I continue going to school, or..."
Watching Xiangling busily cooking in the kitchen, Jiang Xiaofeng activated the Dead Cells.
" The Hand of the King, I'm here again!"
Jiang Xiaofeng confidently opened the Four-Cell the Hand of the King.
"If all else fails, just get a five-cell injection."
Anna watched as Jiang Xiaofeng, Cursed Blade, repeatedly slashed at the Hand of the King, dying time and time again, her face utterly speechless.
"Even Nuoma has hit herself, why are you still clinging to the Cursed Blade?"
"This will not do! I will recreate the glory of the Golden Cursed Blade!"
Jiang Xiaofeng quickly saved and reverted to his previous save. "The Golden Cursed Blade can't be equipped with other weapons, so I can only practice rolling..."
"Ah!"
Damn it!
Jiang Xiaofeng was caught off guard and was killed by the Hand of the King's Ground Shatter, slamming the keyboard down with a "smack".
"Even the five-cell the Hand of the King can beat it, so why can't the four-cell the Hand of the King beat it no matter what!"
"It's probably because of that time you got choked."
Anna said nonchalantly.
As we all know, the five-celled giant was dropped by the four-celled the Giant.
However, before Jiang Xiaofeng transmigrated, when he was fighting the four-celled monster, he went straight for the Concierge, the Time Keeper, and the Hand of the King in that order.
Having easily chopped off the Hand of the King, Jiang Xiaofeng was confidently about taking over the Five Cells, but then he saw the letter that the Hand of the King had dropped.
Then Jiang Xiaofeng exploded.
The hard-won feel for the game vanished instantly.
Later, Jiang Xiaofeng defeated the Giant and obtained five cells. When he faced off against the Hand of the King, Jiang Xiaofeng was beaten to death by the Hand of the King.
Therefore, in this save file, Jiang Xiaofeng could no longer defeat the four-cell the Hand of the King.
Right now, it's still that one we can't beat.
"Forget it, let's not fight anymore."
Jiang Xiaofeng closed his laptop.
"Go bully Nuoma."
Anna: "?"
Anna was about to speak when she saw Jiang Xiaofeng disappear from the sofa in an instant.
"..."
Anna hesitated, then finally just sighed.
Then he took Jiang Xiaofeng's computer and started beating up the four-cell the Hand of the King...