The Beheaded in Genshin Impact
Chapter 303

Side story: Just how boring are humans?

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"I'm back."

Jiang An pushed open the door and walked in.

Did you buy what I asked you to buy?

Jiang Xiaofeng typed on the keyboard without looking up.

"Here."

Jiang An tossed a packet of heroin to Jiang Xiaofeng: "What do you need this for? Just out of curiosity?"

Jiang Xiaofeng tore open the small packet and poured the powder into his mouth.

"That's not how you use it..."

Jiang Xiaofeng smacked his lips twice. "Not even as good as cells."

Jiang An: "..."

"You've become a god, how could something that's only useful to humans possibly be useful to you?"

Jiang An sat next to Jiang Xiaofeng, looking at Jiang Xiaofeng's computer.

"Why did you start laning against someone?"

Jiang An shook his head as he watched Jiang Xiaofeng engage in a heated online debate on QQ about whether organ cloning is anti-human.

"Why not just try it out in another world?"

Jiang Xiaofeng shrugged. "I know, Anna and the others think it'll be a lot of fun, they've already gone."

Jiang An then realized that Jiang Xiaofeng was the only one left in the entire villa.

"So what?"

Jiang Xiaofeng did not answer Jiang An's question, but instead waved his hand and summoned a screen.

"See for yourself."

Jiang An frowned as he watched the world war erupt once again on the screen.

"Are Earthlings good for nothing but fighting?"

"Is it simply because only one country has successfully developed embryo cloning technology?"

"Can't they do it themselves?"

Jiang Xiaofeng waved his hand. "You're looking at this."

"..."

Jiang An stared into thought as he watched the Frankenstein monster ravaging Earth on the screen.

"This is the Collector's masterpiece."

Jiang Xiaofeng explained, "He wanted to see just how special the race that could turn our story into a game would be; now it seems they're not even as special as his test subjects."

Jiang An: "..."

"I... have nothing to say."

"And this too."

Jiang Xiaofeng changed the subject again. "This is what the Miko wanted to see."

Jiang An looked at the screen.

At first, everything was normal.

Organ cloning has finally become widespread, the buying and selling of human organs has largely disappeared, and even all needs can be met through cloning.

Jiang An nodded. "It seems that humans are not entirely useless."

Some people with ulterior motives discovered a new business opportunity and began to monopolize cloned organs.

Jiang An frowned, realizing that things were not so simple.

Organ transplant surgeries have once again been driven to exorbitant prices, leaving ordinary people with no choice but to either tough it out or sell their possessions to save money if they want to survive.

Even the government turns a deaf ear to this.

Organ transplantation has always been a privilege reserved for the upper class.

Jiang An rolled her eyes.

Well, here we go again.

A failed art student, who prefers to remain anonymous, was swindled by a ruthless middleman. His parents, suffering from organ failure, ultimately did not survive, sowing the seeds of future tragedy...

Jiang An raised his hand to interrupt, "Wait, a failed art student?"

"Uh-huh."

Jiang Xiaofeng nodded. "It meets the requirements of the Miko."

A failed art student began to hate so-called cloning technology, and by extension, hated the country...

Jiang An: "What kind of nonsense is this? Is this repaying kindness with enmity?"

Jiang An watched as Earth on the screen entered a full-scale nuclear war, unsure of what to say.

"See?"

Jiang Xiaofeng put away the screen. "Humans are just so boring."

"If nothing's wrong, that's fine; but if something does happen, humans are more eager than anyone else to court death."

"If you ever get bored, how about trying to rule the earth?"

Jiang Xiaofeng stood up. "I'm getting a little itchy too, I'll go find some world to play with..."

Jiang An watched helplessly as Jiang Xiaofeng vanished into thin air, then looked at the guy on the QQ chat interface of the computer in front of him, his face bruised and swollen from being beaten by " Red Hot Chili Pepper "...

"No... you've all left, and I'm all here alone?"

"..."

"That's... amazing!"

Jiang An's expression gradually became uncontrollable...

Liyue Harbor.

Unlike its usual bustling port, Liyue Harbor was unusually quiet today.

The Jade Chamber, which had been flying in the sky, has now crashed on the top of Mt. Tianheng.

The ships docked at Liyue Harbor were warships from Mondstadt.

They are all formed from Void and are of superior quality.

"I never expected Liyue Harbor to have such a large military force, capable of using sheer Tactics to hold off my Mondstadt army."

The Spider Woman flew off the warship and landed in the harbor.

Ellin was placing her longsword on the shoulder of the white-haired woman beside her, gesturing to the Spider Woman.

"Commander, Tianquan Ningguang is here."

The Spider Woman nodded, surveying the nearly destroyed Liyue Harbor, her gaze settling on Ningguang.

" Tianquan Ningguang, it's been a long time."

"Since you're unwilling to obediently govern Liyue Harbor, then relinquish your power."

Spider Woman waved her hand, and Ellin left the port without saying a word, accompanied by Ningguang.

Two Speed Demon appeared instantly, blocked Ningguang, and then vanished.

A day later, Liyue Harbor returned to calm.

However, all the Vision holders' Vision have turned into Void Eye, and are now under Jiang Xiaofeng's control.

Tianquan Ningguang also returned to Jade Chamber to continue managing Liyue Harbor.

Keqing and the others remained unchanged.

Northland Bank turned a deaf ear to this.

The civilians in Liyue Harbor didn't react at all.

At this point, Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, Sumeru —four nations in total—were all controlled by the Void.

At the same time, Jiang Xiaofeng, who was detonating a nuclear bomb on Earth, also received this news.

"Wow, that's good."

Jiang Xiaofeng glanced at it briefly before continuing to detonate the nuclear bomb.

"Come, the wasteland is the only place worthy of my renewed dominance..."

Let's see if Earth will give birth to so-called Superman!

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Seeing the Earthlings panicking and scrambling to hide in air-raid shelters, Jiang Xiaofeng burst into laughter.

End of Chapter

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