Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with Absurdity
Chapter 123

You'd Better Love Me Too

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Before Xie Ji could react, Lu Xunji's kiss landed on her lips.

As always, the temperature was unbearably high. Xie Ji turned her head to try and escape, barely pushing Lu Xunji away and pulling herself towards the sink. "No... no, no, I... I'll brush my teeth first."

He had just vomited, and he didn't even want to think about what his mouth tasted like!

Although I rinsed my mouth with mouthwash just now, Xie Ji still felt there was a lingering smell.

As soon as his fingers touched the sink, Lu Xunji grabbed him by the back of the neck and pulled him back.

Xie Ji cried out as his shoulder slammed against the damp tiles, but his voice was muffled by the kiss.

Lu Xunji's fingers were really long, and the force with which he gripped Xie Ji's neck was quite strong, making Xie Ji feel like a cat being pulled by the scruff of its neck.

"Baby..." Lu Xunji suddenly chuckled, "Now that you're done having fun, isn't it my turn?"

Xie Ji almost immediately calmed his breathing.

Lu Xunji's smile was so unusual; he would never normally smile like that... evil.

Xie Ji's mind was in a daze, feeling as if he was about to be melted by the rising heat. He couldn't accurately describe the feeling Lu Xunji's smile gave him.

But it was definitely different from usual; it was a little hoarse, with a surge of madness, an Adam's apple bobbing, sexy and dangerous.

" Lu Xunji." Xie Ji stared intently at his neck, then subconsciously reached out and touched his bobbing Adam's apple. "Your neck here is... uh, big."

Unlike his delicate and petite appearance, Lu Xunji's masculine features were always particularly prominent, seemingly demonstrating to Xie Ji his masculine hormones that set him apart from ordinary men.

Lu Xunji squinted, enjoying Xie Ji's caresses, and lowered his head to find his lips.

Xie Ji was dizzy as Lu Xunji pressed him into the bathtub. The warm liquid washed over his body, soaking all his clothes, which clung to his skin, making him feel uncomfortable.

"Ugh." Xie Ji waved his hand wildly, leaving several claw marks on Lu Xunji's neck.

"My darling." Lu Xunji placed her hand on his waist. "Do you like me?"

Xie Ji tilted his head back, barely managing to breathe in some fresh air. He stared blankly at the ceiling for a long while before belatedly touching his lips. "Why did you kiss me?"

Lu Xunji laughed, "Don't you like being kissed by me?"

Xie Ji slowly shook his head. "Compared to others, I probably prefer being kissed by you."

Lu Xunji raised an eyebrow, staring at his misty eyes. "Compared to us straight men, who else have you kissed?"

Xie Ji turned his gaze back to Lu Xunji, who grumbled, "I won't tell you."

Lu Xunji narrowed his eyes mischievously. Xie Ji suddenly gasped for breath, grabbed Lu Xunji's collar, buried his head in his shoulder, and sobbed, "Lu... Xunji."

"Mmm," Lu Xunji responded, "Little darling, get used to it."

Xie Ji shook his head. "It hurts."

Lu Xunji didn't speak, and continued pressing on Xie Ji's waist.

Xie Ji thrashed about in Lu Xunji's arms like a fish on a chopping board, crying, "Ah, Lu Xunji, Lu Xunji, um..."

"Our little darling looks so honest, how come he still sneaks bites behind my back?" Lu Xunji asked him, "Who else has kissed my little darling? Hmm?"

Xie Ji bit his shoulder, sobbing softly, "Snake..."

Lu Xunji couldn't quite hear. "What?"

Xie Ji, however, only struggled and bit her lip, refusing to speak further.

Lu Xunji carried him out of the bathroom, removed his wet clothes, placed him on his lap, and tilted his head back to kiss him.

Xie Ji's hand touched Lu Xunji's imposing waist, caressing and pinching it with obvious affection. The firm skin and undulating muscles were incredibly sexy.

Lu Xunji smiled as he was touched, supporting himself with his hands behind him, looking at Xie Ji sitting on his lap in the moonlight, his lips damp with moisture.

"... Good boy." Lu Xunji looked up at him with his chin tilted back. "If you want something, you have to do it yourself, hmm?"

Xie Ji's head felt incredibly heavy, but upon seeing Lu Xunji's beautiful abs, he instinctively complied.

Novels are all lies.

Xie Ji lay on the bed with his head covered, panting heavily and covered in sweat.

They said that after drinking, one would lose control and forget everything after one night!

How can he not forget?!

Lu Xunji came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, wearing only a pair of black knee-length athletic shorts that showed off his inverted triangle figure, especially his narrow waist and suspicious red marks on his abs.

He rubbed against me.

Xie Ji's face was so red it felt like it was melting, and even the cool moonlight outside the window seemed scorching hot.

What the hell did he just do?!

The soft mattress behind him sank in, and a fresh citrus scent wafted over. Xie Ji jumped up abruptly and stood by the bed, looking at Lu Xunji with a bewildered expression.

Today is a full moon, and the moonlight is exceptionally bright.

Lu Xunji paused, turned his head to look at Xie Ji, and raised an eyebrow. "What?"

Xie Ji covered his face, slowly knelt on the ground, buried his head between his arms, and remained silent.

A soft wool blanket was laid on the floor, and Lu Xunji wasn't worried that it would hurt him. Sitting on the bed, he leisurely pulled the air-conditioning blanket over himself, covering the area with red marks. "What, regretting it now that you're done?"

Xie Ji raised a hand. "Stop talking, brother, I hate Nantong."

"But you were so turned on your abs in Nantong just now, you were practically crying tears of pleasure, you straight man."

Xie Ji took a deep breath. "How can I forget this?"

"Sure." Lu Xunji nodded. "You can do it anytime you want, not just this time, but next time too. As for you using my abs as a sex toy, I don't mind."

The Xie Ji peeked out from beside the bed, cautiously raising half its head. "Really?"

"Um."

Xie Ji remained kneeling on the ground, weakly saying, "I think I should drink the Chinese medicine with you, brother."

Lu Xunji suddenly spoke up, "You seem to like it, I don't mind if you take advantage of me."

Xie Ji felt a little embarrassed and waved his hand.

Lu Xunji's expression darkened. "Hmm?"

Xie Ji: "Waving my hand isn't a refusal, it's just that you don't need to say anything more, brother."

Lu Xunji: "..."

There's no way around it, it's number one on Young Field's must-eat list!

It tastes amazing!

Xie Ji knelt on the ground for a while, then stood up and climbed onto the bed, mumbling with his back to Lu Xunji, "I really drank too much tonight, I'm so sorry."

"Hmm." Lu Xunji leaned against him, looking at the personal terminal with a cold expression, seemingly having quickly transformed from a succubus into a serious person. He teased, "Do I need to repay you with my body?"

"No need for that." Xie Ji hesitated for a moment, then said, "I feel like our relationship is still a little strange, what do you think?"

"I don't want to think," Lu Xunji said, "Whatever kind of relationship you want, that's what our relationship will be."

Xie Ji turned around. "Can't we be the kind of good brothers who occasionally do things that cross the line?"

Lu Xunji suddenly stopped what he was doing, turned around and looked at him with a half-smile.

After saying this, Xie Ji realized it seemed ambiguous, as if he were inviting Lu Xunji to have some kind of illicit relationship with him. So he quickly tried to explain, "That's not what I meant, Lu Xunji, I meant..."

"Okay." Lu Xunji interrupted him.

Xie Ji, confused, asked, "... What's so good about it?"

"When..." Lu Xunji tilted his head, using a more euphemistic way of saying it, "Sleeping partner."

Xie Ji: "..."

That sounds so nice.

"I'm not going to be your cannon fodder!" Xie Ji coughed. "We're good friends."

Lu Xunji hummed in agreement, his fingers continuing to dart across the personal terminal, seemingly handling something.

"Though we've hugged and kissed, our bond is stronger than gold, our camaraderie forged in battle is unbreakable. Let's toast to this moving tale of brotherhood."

Xie Ji scratched his ear, unable to speak.

Why are you being so sarcastic?

Princess Bro got angry again after he talked to her.

It seemed he had messed up the conversation again. Xie Ji leaned to one side, holding his head and painfully reflecting on his actions.

They clearly did things that went far beyond the boundaries of friendship, but their conversations always ended without a clear conclusion. It seemed that, apart from the chaos and fervor of the moment, their relationship would forever remain ambiguous and unclear.

He was trying to avoid the issue, attempting to use Lu Xunji as a tool to vent certain emotions.

Xie Ji simply sat up, looking at Lu Xunji's profile, which was somewhat cold due to the fluorescent glow of the quantum computer.

"I'm sorry, I was drunk today, but I was actually sober." Xie Ji suddenly spoke up, "I know what I was doing. I can't forget this, and neither can you. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have run away."

Lu Xunji's purplish-red eyes shone with a bluish tint under the light, like the pupils of some cold-blooded animal, and fell on Xie Ji without any emotion.

"I can't just say I was drunk. I bullied you today." Xie Ji pursed his lips. "And I even got you dirty. I'm sorry. Hmm, I feel I should take responsibility. That's what a man should do!"

"..." Lu Xunji stared at him leisurely. "And then?"

Xie Ji closed his eyes, adopting a look of resigned acceptance of death. "I don't know how to express my apology. Tell me, what do I need you to do to forgive me! Of course, we can't be those damned sleeping partners, I don't want to."

Lu Xunji his personal terminal. The shimmering blue light dissipated, and Lu Xunji's eyes returned to their original color, even retaining a hint of warmth.

Xie Ji spoke with great conviction, but he was actually somewhat apprehensive. "You know my abilities, brother. There are some things I might not be able to do, but whatever you ask of me, I will do my utmost to fulfill it!"

" Xie Ji."

Lu Xunji suddenly called his name.

A clear and straightforward real name, not a series of affectionate nicknames with sticky connotations.

In fact, Lu Xunji rarely called him that. Xie Ji had gotten used to Lu Xunji calling him Xie Little Ji, Little Money Bag, Little Darling, and other similar nicknames, and sometimes even randomly adding one or two new ones.

For example, names like "Good Baby," "Little Dog Baby," "Little Kitty Baby," and "Little Fox."

In any case, he was never treated like a human being by Lu Xunji's side.

Upon hearing this, Xie Ji couldn't help but tense up, feeling a sense of unease as if he had been called out by the headmaster.

"Brother, please speak," Xie Ji took a breath, "I will listen carefully."

No matter what Lu Xunji asked for, he would do everything he could to fulfill it, because he couldn't stop Xie Little Ji from rubbing against him!

"Do you still remember that English phrase I taught you before you took the special exam?"

Xie Ji paused for a moment, his mind blank.

ah?

English?

Are you going to test his English at this point?

Lu Xunji truly deserves to be called the chosen teacher!

Xie Ji pinched his thigh, forcing two tears to fall, and pitifully said, "Brother, it's too long, I can't remember it."

Lu Xunji wasn't angry. He leaned over, turned on Xie Ji's personal computer, grabbed his fingers, and typed the English sentence letter by letter onto the blank virtual screen of the virtual keyboard.

Xie Ji spoke up, "I've read it many times, but none of the translators can accurately convey its meaning. Lu Xunji, what exactly are you trying to say to me?"

Lu Xunji his head to look at him, his purplish-red eyes shifting slightly, his voice low.

"Through my ruggedness, embrace my nine springs."

Looking back on my past, I admire the spring with you.

"Knowing my darkness, grant me the dawn of spring."

Xie Ji was stunned for a moment, speechless.

Perhaps only now did he realize that Lu Xunji had actually been asking him for help all along.

What he said wasn't a lie.

He said he needed a lot of love.

He had never taken Lu Xunji's outrageous and vulgar remarks to heart in the past.

Xie Ji thought from beginning to end that it was just a joke Lu Xunji was playing on him out of boredom.

But now, looking into Lu Xunji's eyes, Xie Ji suddenly understood.

It turns out that every time Lu Xunji said "I want to sleep with you," it was an expression of "I love you" filled with his own flesh and blood.

Lu Xunji held Xie Ji's knuckles, rested them on his shoulder, and whispered, "I like you."

"I love you, Xie Ji."

Please love me.

Xie Ji, somewhat at a loss, withdrew his hand, moved quickly to the corner of the bed, and stared at Lu Xunji in disbelief.

My mind was filled with a series of crackling explosions.

He! Just now!

Was Lu Xunji just confessing his feelings to him?!

Why so suddenly?! He wasn't ready at all!!!

He hadn't expected Lu Xunji so straightforward and honest, especially since Lu Xunji hadn't been so certain back in the primeval forest!

Xie Ji hesitated for a long time before finally stammering, "When did you start liking me?"

Lu Xunji thought for a moment, then lowered his eyes and said, "I don't know. Maybe it was a long time ago, from the moment you knocked on my door with that ridiculous mold; or maybe it was a long time ago, in the hospital when you held me and coaxed me to sleep. By the time I realized it, I was already deeply infatuated with you... After all, many times, the core motivation that drives my studies and efforts is because of liking someone, so it's not hard to conclude that I like you. I'm willing to change for you, and I'm willing to give for you, even if you don't bring me any substantial benefits. I'm still willing to give you everything, including my life. This is rare. Regardless of whether it's love or not, my feelings for you are no longer under my control. You know, I'm a patient."

Xie Ji subconsciously scratched his head. "... Brother, you're really good at talking, but I don't understand much."

How can someone make confessing their love sound as complicated as solving a math problem?!

"Well, it means I'm usually a pretty mild-mannered person, but I can go crazy sometimes."

"There might be some extreme behavior that could harm you, and I don't want to see that happen; it's not very dignified."

"So, you'd better love me too."

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