Xie Ji
Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with AbsurdityContents
- 1Biodata
- 2Power Progression
- 3Background / History
- 3.1Previous Worlds and the Fake Young Master
- 3.2Island Variety Show and Business
- 3.3Divine Sense Fruit Crisis
- 3.4Military Academy Special Examination
- 3.5Campus Life and Relationship with Lu Xunji
- 3.6War Deployment and Black Hole Rescue
- 4Appearance
- 5Personality
- 6Abilities & Skills
- 6.1Divination
- 6.2Talismans and Spiritual Arts
- 6.3System Access
- 6.4Cooking and Animal Care
- 6.5First Aid and Technical Support
- 7Equipment / Weapons / Items
- 8Relationships
- 9Notable Quotes
Contents
- 1Biodata
- 2Power Progression
- 3Background / History
- 3.1Previous Worlds and the Fake Young Master
- 3.2Island Variety Show and Business
- 3.3Divine Sense Fruit Crisis
- 3.4Military Academy Special Examination
- 3.5Campus Life and Relationship with Lu Xunji
- 3.6War Deployment and Black Hole Rescue
- 4Appearance
- 5Personality
- 6Abilities & Skills
- 6.1Divination
- 6.2Talismans and Spiritual Arts
- 6.3System Access
- 6.4Cooking and Animal Care
- 6.5First Aid and Technical Support
- 7Equipment / Weapons / Items
- 8Relationships
- 9Notable Quotes
Biodata
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Name | Xie Ji (谢祭) |
| Alias(es) | Xie Little Ji; Little Money Pouch; Xie Three Whips; Meow Meow Cult Leader 23 123 131 |
| Gender | Male |
| Age | Nineteen during the military academy assessment 107 |
| Species/Race | Human; temporarily transforms into a calico kitten 130 133 135 |
| Affiliation | Formerly the Xie household; Imperial Military Academy, individual combat department; assigned to the Second War Zone commander's starship 1 148 |
| Occupation/Role | Quick-transmigration tasker; variety-show participant; fortune-teller; pill-selling business partner of Shang Yan; military academy student 2 44 66 134 148 |
| Partner | Lu Xunji 147 |
| Status | Alive at the latest documented appearance, participating in the rescue operation at the black hole's center 154 |
| First Appearance | 1 |
Power Progression
| Stage / Realm / Level | Chapter | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Daoist mastery in a previous world | 44 | Spent an entire lifetime cultivating divination, exorcism, and misfortune-warding arts, achieving great mastery. |
| World-restricted divination | 44 | After leaving that world, the influence of world power greatly weakened his divination. |
| Partial recovery through a Divine Sense Fruit | 44 58 93 | Ate a fruit containing computational power that could enhance divination. Later confirmed that a small amount of his lost calculation power had returned, although Lu Xunji's future remained unreadable. Improper consumption also caused a life-threatening karmic fever. |
Background / History
Previous Worlds and the Fake Young Master
Xie Ji is an experienced quick-transmigration tasker who has completed similar missions across multiple small worlds. He boasts that his previous romantic conquests include ghosts. In one earlier world, he lived as a young Daoist priest and devoted his lifetime to supernatural arts 1 2 44.
His current identity is the Xie family's fake young master, whose original owner occupied the place belonging to Lu Xunji. The original owner's relationship with the Xie parents deteriorated after the real young master's return, and he was forced onto a wealthy-family variety show as Lu Xunji's foil. The original plot had him repeatedly opposing Lu Xunji and being brutalized by four men who adored Lu Xunji 1 2.
Xie Ji initially refuses to read the plot, confidently assuming that his mission involves winning over a woman. He later describes his actual mission as protecting Lu Xunji from being harmed by others 1 124.
Island Variety Show and Business
On the two-month island show, Xie Ji takes responsibility for livestock. He expands the farm, buys chickens and ducks, and helps develop the group's living arrangements. His concern for animals extends to the puppies A-Gang and A-Qiang, whom he worries about even while being cared for himself 3 9 35 48.
His money-making ventures include fortune-telling and selling system-supplied cosmetic pills. One selling trip leaves him with 300,000 in earnings, but his stall also attracts enforcement action: he and Lu Xunji must write self-criticisms and pay a 5,000 fine. Shang Yan subsequently investigates the products' safety and becomes his business partner 43 45 47 66.
Divine Sense Fruit Crisis
Xie Ji eats his first Divine Sense Fruit before Little Black can explain how to use it safely. Little Black warns that its side effects can manifest as unpredictable fatal accidents 44.
The resulting karmic backlash causes a severe fever. Little Black attempts to burn away the residual karma by raising his temperature, admitting that the intervention gambles with Xie Ji's life. Lu Xunji arranges emergency transport, and Xie Ji eventually awakens aboard a speedboat 56 58.
Military Academy Special Examination
Initially without a school to attend, Xie Ji insists that he will enter the Imperial Military Academy. He takes its dangerous special examination despite his friends' objections, bringing an assortment of divination tools that the examiner confiscates before the written test 96 103.
During the practical assessment, he uses divination to locate passes while Lu Xunji handles most direct combat. When Lu Xunji is badly wounded, Xie Ji carries their supplies, treats his arm, and ultimately carries him out of the examination. Xie Ji remains unconscious for seven days afterward 105 109 113.
He passes and receives a special academy badge. A later account identifies him as one of only three people to pass the special examination in the academy's history of more than a century. He enrolls as a first-year individual combat student 122 134 148.
Campus Life and Relationship with Lu Xunji
Xie Ji repeatedly calls himself straight and initially frames his closeness with Lu Xunji as brotherhood or friendship. Over time, he accepts kissing and embraces, becomes troubled by whether Lu Xunji truly likes him, and asks what their relationship means 17 72 78 106 109.
After they become intimate, Xie Ji apologizes for avoiding the consequences of their relationship. Lu Xunji confesses his love, but Xie Ji asks for time, partly because his inability to read Lu Xunji's destiny makes him uneasy 123 124.
During a temporary transformation into a kitten, Xie Ji explores campus and is proclaimed leader of its stray cats by Big Orange. He later returns to attending classes and studies the notes Jin Li copied during his absence 130 131 133 134.
Lu Xunji secures a noble title for him after taking the commander's assessment and meeting the imperial family. The detailed account places the intended presentation on Lu Xunji's own birthday. Hearing the hurt behind Lu Xunji's confrontation, Xie Ji realizes that he may truly have fallen in love with him 138.
War Deployment and Black Hole Rescue
When Shen Ting requests a fortune reading before deployment, Xie Ji sees signs of an early death. Further readings reveal the same disastrous fissure in the fate charts of everyone he knows, apart from his own and Lu Xunji's unreadable charts. He concludes that the danger may be a world-destroying catastrophe rather than ordinary battlefield risk 144 146.
Although he initially agrees not to accompany Lu Xunji, Xie Ji later receives official deployment orders. At the front, he helps distribute food, repair mecha shells, and salvage damaged equipment. He also gives Ji Shi a protective talisman 147 148 149.
The talisman transmits Ji Shi's desperate report from the black hole. Xie Ji demands a combat mecha to rescue him, but insists that Lu Xunji remain behind because the Second War Zone depends on his command 151.
Xie Ji eventually reaches the black hole's central tree with Mu Yao and Zhuang Huan, guiding their damaged mecha with an astrolabe. They recover Ji Shi alive from a safety capsule. Mu Yao, however, has suffered a fatal wound, and Xie Ji's medicine cannot stop his bleeding 154.
Appearance
Xie Ji is strikingly beautiful, with golden hair, blue eyes, pale skin, and a slender but healthy build 26 48 87 91.
- Long golden hair — Long enough to twist up and pin in place with a leaf 62.
- Tear mole — Located at the corner of one eye 91.
- Temporary cat form — A small calico kitten with a tail and paws; he retains his identity but struggles to type accurately 130 133 135.
Personality
Xie Ji is talkative, irreverent, and exceptionally skilled at provoking people. He plays the fool, answers flirtation with absurd remarks, and turns embarrassing situations into jokes. Lu Xunji recognizes early that his apparent foolishness conceals deliberate behavior 7 18 78.
He openly loves money and often attaches a price to his help. Nevertheless, his generosity is not merely transactional: he goes into a muddy paddy to help Ji Shi without negotiating payment and values Ji Shi's freely offered affection rather than dismissing it as something obtained too easily 25 35 36 37.
His social confidence contrasts with his uncertainty about romance. He firmly rejects Ji Shi and Mu Yao while preserving their friendships, yet takes much longer to acknowledge his own attachment to Lu Xunji 26 123 138.
Xie Ji is compassionate without being endlessly compliant. He objects strongly to Lu Xunji's self-harm, rejects the idea that illness excuses every hurtful action, and tells him not to reduce himself to an object for someone else's use. His growing attachment to the world's inhabitants eventually erodes his sense that they are merely characters in a mission 91 110 125 126 147.
Abilities & Skills
Divination
Xie Ji practices several systems of fate calculation, including Purple Star Astrology and Mysterious Gates and Hidden Jia. His Heavenly Secrets Unbounded can manipulate heaven's secrets 124.
- Reads natal charts using birth information and an astrolabe 144 145 146.
- Locates examination passes with a bagua compass and finger calculations 105.
- Uses an astrolabe to guide a damaged mecha through a monster tide 154.
- Recognizes a shared catastrophic sign across multiple people's fate charts 146.
- Limits: His abilities are restricted by world power, and he cannot clearly read either his own fate or Lu Xunji's 44 124 146.
Talismans and Spiritual Arts
His previous Daoist training included exorcism and warding off misfortune 44.
- Draws a golden protective talisman on Ji Shi's palm 147.
- The talisman allows Ji Shi to send his thoughts to Xie Ji by tightly closing his hand and silently speaking 147.
- Limit: Communication is one-way; Xie Ji can hear Ji Shi but cannot answer through it 151.
- Supplies talisman paper to Chen Ou, whom other students report began seeing ghosts after offending him 137.
System Access
Through Little Black, Xie Ji can inspect favorability bars, access system space, and draw items from a shop 3 23 28 58.
- Receives shop points from decreases in others' affection or favorability 28 45.
- Gains access to additional targets' bars, including Ji Shi's and Mu Yao's 23 91.
- Danger thresholds: Lu Xunji's favorability reaching −200 triggers a punishment mechanism; reaching −500 reduces Xie Ji's HP to zero and fails the mission 3.
- Reliability limit: Lu Xunji's bar remains at zero despite their increasing intimacy before finally rising to 10% 90 134.
Cooking and Animal Care
Xie Ji's ordinary cooking is poor enough to cause a kitchen fire, but the Hand of the God of Cooking lets him prepare excellent meals despite that lack of skill 28 56 63 66.
- Makes meals for the household while Lu Xunji is injured 63 66.
- Prepares and feeds Lu Xunji congee during his fever 67.
- Raises livestock and helps care for A-Gang and A-Qiang 35 48 78.
- Reports that none of his cows or ducklings have died under his care 48.
First Aid and Technical Support
- Cleans and dresses Lu Xunji's wounds using saline, medicine, and gauze 35 109.
- Filters collected water during the forest assessment 106.
- Learns basic mecha-shell welding and assists with battlefield salvage 149.
- Acquires enough familiarity with mecha structures and controls to believe he can pilot one out of the base 152.
- Limits: Cannot repair complex mecha cores or respond flexibly in mecha combat; his medicine also fails to save Mu Yao 149 152 154.
Equipment / Weapons / Items
- Divination tools — Astrolabe, bagua compass, I Ching, dice, divination cards, and an astrological calculation guide. His examination-day collection also includes a peachwood sword 103 105 154.
- Rosemary — A rare system consumable that he uses early in the island show 6.
- Divine Sense Fruits — Computational-power supplements with dangerous karmic side effects; their contained memories also make him uncomfortable 44 58 124.
- Cosmetic pills — Includes skin-smoothing, pore-concealing, hair-growth, and whitening products obtained through the system and sold commercially 28 47 90.
- Assessment weapons — Brass knuckles from Zhou Heyu, a small dagger from Mu Yao, and a compact ion pistol from Ji Shi 105.
- Energy-core cuff links — A gift from Mu Yao when inviting him to a departmental party 135.
- Special academy badge — Awarded after passing the special examination 122.
- Medal of nobility — Presented by Lu Xunji after securing a title for him 138.
Relationships
- Lu Xunji — Mission target and eventual boyfriend. Their antagonistic beginning develops into mutual care, intimacy, and difficult negotiations over trust, boundaries, and Lu Xunji's self-destructive behavior 3 110 123 147.
- Little Black — His system companion, usually appearing as a small black snake. Their partnership is argumentative: Xie Ji even uses him as a whip, while Little Black later risks Xie Ji's life trying to remove the fruit's karma. Little Black's energy weakens as Xie Ji becomes more attached to this world 21 58 147.
- Ji Shi — Close friend and rejected admirer. Xie Ji treasures his generosity, helps him with farm work, and later joins the effort to rescue him from the black hole 25 26 35 154.
- Mu Yao — Friend and rejected admirer. Xie Ji explicitly tells him that he has never considered him dirty and still wants his friendship. Mu Yao later pilots the rescue mecha and dies despite Xie Ji's attempts to treat him 138 154.
- Shang Yan — Business partner and trusted adviser. He handles pill sales, warns Xie Ji about romantic boundaries, and defends his right to live independently rather than rely on a wealthy household 62 66 90.
- Zhou Heyu — Quiet friend who grows closer to him through their shared care for A-Gang and A-Qiang. He gives Xie Ji brass knuckles and stays at the hospital during his recovery 56 105 113.
- Jin Li — Calls Xie Ji his benefactor, offers to show him around campus, and copies class notes while he is absent 120 122 134.
- Shen Ting — Consults him before her deployment. Her ominous natal chart prompts his concern about the coming mission 144.
- Big Orange — Campus stray who appoints kitten-form Xie Ji leader of the academy's cats 131.
- A-Gang and A-Qiang — Puppies he helps raise and worries about leaving behind when the show ends 48 62 96.
Notable Quotes
“Of course our relationship isn't as simple as friendship! We're! Real brothers with different mothers and fathers!” 17
“Lu Xunji, you're a person. Don't objectify yourself. And I don't want to control you!” 110
“If you can go, why can't I? What makes me different from you? I'm a student too. Even if I'm not good at my studies, I have other ways to help you.” 145