Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with Absurdity
Chapter 128

Human! Kitty's right here!

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Xie Ji watched Jin Li's figure disappear in a flash, then glanced speechlessly at Lu Xunji: "Why are you bullying her?"

Look what they've done to our Little Goldfish! Such a clueless person, now he even knows to close the door when he goes out.

Lu Xunji pursed his lips, said nothing, and turned to go to the kitchen.

They didn't stay in the dormitory for long, and although the facilities were quite complete, there wasn't much food in the refrigerator.

Lu Xunji picked up his coat, turned around, and opened the door. "You rest for a while, I'm going to buy something."

Xie Ji was indeed confused and extremely sleepy. Hearing Lu Xunji's words, he sat down on the sofa and nodded.

The dormitory door was opened and then slammed shut.

Xie Ji touched his forehead, rested on the sofa for a while, and was about to get up and go...

As I walked into the room, the dormitory door behind me was opened by someone using their swipe.

" Xie Ji." Lu Xunji stood at the door.

Xie Ji paused, turning back to look at her with a puzzled expression.

Lu Xunji didn't come in; he stood at the door watching him.

"Hmm? What's wrong?" Xie Ji asked, "Have you forgotten something?"

Lu Xunji was silent for two seconds before saying, "... Come here and give me a kiss."

"?" Xie Ji gave him a look that said, "You look quite ill."

Lu Xunji narrowed his eyes.

Xie Ji could tell from his expression that Princess Jiji was about to get angry, so he quickly walked over and gave Lu Xunji a kiss on the lips.

"... Is it done yet?"

Lu Xunji reached out and rubbed his lips. "Yes, say you love me."

Xie Ji paused for a moment, then gave a complicated look. "Don't go too far."

"You tell everyone you meet," Lu Xunji began to reprimand him. "Why didn't you tell me? Xie Ji, you lied to me again?"

Xie Ji raised his hands in surrender. "Damn, I'm really convinced. I love you, I love you to death, okay? Anyone who knew would think you went out to buy groceries, but anyone who didn't would think you were about to go to the battlefield!"

"I love you too." Lu Xunji leaned down and kissed him sincerely on the lips. "Wait for me to come back."

Xie Ji, with an expression that said he really couldn't stand such cheesy Nantong talk, turned around and ran back to his room, closing the door behind him.

I'm truly impressed.

Speechless, Nantong is just so sticky!

Xie Ji was too exhausted to stay awake any longer and quickly fell asleep in bed.

The memory fragments in the Divine Sense Fruit played back in my mind like a movie, mostly the same as before: some warm little moments of daily life, or some unbearable scenes.

Xie Ji is almost used to this feeling.

I don't know whose memories they are, divided into so many parts and hidden in the Divine Sense Fruit. Although I don't know how they were made, I imagine the owner of these memories must have suffered a lot.

Xie Ji slept soundly, and in his hazy state, he seemed to hear the system's voice.

[System notification: The target's favorability rating has dropped below -200, triggering a random penalty. Please prepare accordingly.]

Xie Ji didn't hear clearly; he was too sleepy.

Fine, let them punish me then... it's just a dream anyway.

Xie Ji was only awake for a moment before falling back into a deep sleep.

Until a fragrant aroma wafted to his nose, like the scent of food, making him ravenously hungry.

It must be Lu Xunji who has returned.

Xie Ji reached out and clutched his stomach, preparing to get up and clear his head.

As soon as I sat up in bed, wanting to get out, I was shocked to find that my legs were too short to reach the ground.

Xie Ji: "...?"

Are you dreaming?

His eyes, which had been closed, slowly opened.

The misty blue eyes narrowed sharply when they met the light, then looked down.

What should have been his thigh had turned into a tuft of furry... paws?

What?!

What's going on?!

Xie Ji suddenly jumped up, only to find that his entire body had leaped very high, with all four feet off the ground.

Holy crap!

what happened?!

Xie Ji tried to shout, but could only manage a "woof" sound.

A bright yellow figure was reflected on the smooth glass.

cat!!!!

Xie Ji stared in disbelief at his reflection in the window.

Oh my god, there's a cat in the dorm!

No, he turned into a cat!

Why did he turn into a cat?!

It's a yellow, long-haired calico!

Xie Ji wiggled his hips in front of the window.

It's said that 99% of calico cats are female!

Will his Little Ji be ruined?!

Transgender is such a tonic!!!

After Xie Ji tried his best to strike various poses, he finally saw the two small bells under the tail.

Thank goodness, the egg is still there; it hasn't changed sex.

The Little Black lay on his head, wrapping around his neck like a black scarf.

"How could this happen?" Little Kitty Baby pinned Little Black down with one paw. "Give me a reasonable explanation!!!"

"Don't you know?" Little Black shifted his body, "There will be a penalty if your favorability rating drops below 200!"

"Wasn't it all just a dream before?!" Xie Ji's eyes widened.

"I told you a long time ago, the punishment is random, and it changes according to the target's will." Little Black flicked its forked tongue. "What I mean is, back then he might have just wanted to sleep with you, but now he might..."

Little Black looked Xie Ji up and down.

"Maybe he wants to treat you like a cat."

Xie Ji lay sprawled on the bed with his four paws in the air, a single kitten tear rolling down his cheek.

Why did he have to do something so reckless?

If Lu Xunji's favorability rating hadn't dropped below -200, he wouldn't have had to suffer like this.

Xie Ji hurriedly got out of bed and opened the system space to check Lu Xunji's favorability rating.

Good - 199.

We've reached the boundary between life and death once again.

"This can't be right, buddy!" Xie Ji said angrily, "Someone like Lu Xunji, who seems to love me to death, why is his affection level so low!?"

The Little Black raised its tail and produced a miniature teaching stick from somewhere, waving it on the tip of its tail.

" Little Xie, please pay attention in class. Ahem, given that Lu Xunji has severe self-destructive tendencies and that loving someone presupposes loving oneself, we can conclude that the reason his affection level for you is -199 is probably due to low self-esteem."

"Rather than saying he dislikes you, it's more accurate to say that the reason for this level of favorability is because he despises himself."

The Xie Ji lay on the bed, swishing its tail. "Damn it, how many days will this state last?"

"It shouldn't be too long, about a week."

No sooner had the Little Black finished speaking than the bedroom door opened twice.

Little Black darted under the bed in a flash.

Xie Ji tried to open the door, but found that he couldn't reach the doorknob at all and had to jump up to get it.

It was his first time being a cat, and he couldn't control his limbs at all, let alone open the door.

Lu Xunji knocked twice, but no one answered, so he came in by himself.

Xie Ji was glad she didn't have the habit of locking her bed, otherwise she would have been locked out completely!

Lu Xunji opened the door and his gaze fell on the bed. Xie Ji was not there, but a calico cat, which seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, happily circled around his feet twice.

Hey! I'm here!

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