Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with Absurdity
Chapter 142

Lu Xunji was bad

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Xie Ji gently stroked the medal with his fingers and said softly, "You gave me such an expensive birthday present, so what should I give you in return?"

Lu Xunji looked at him intently, reached out and gently touched the corner of his lips, and said softly, "Everything is fine."

Xie Ji scratched his earlobe and held out his palm. "Give me your personal terminal."

"Hmm? What for? Checking up on me?" Lu Xunji asked, while unhesitatingly taking the personal terminal off his arm and handing it to him. "How about we switch?"

Xie Ji paused for a moment, took Lu Xunji's personal terminal, waved it in his hand, and chuckled, "What if I'm just checking up on things? Are you so confident that I won't find out anything?"

Lu Xunji raised an eyebrow. "I'm not you."

"..." Xie Ji kicked him. "Speak properly."

"I won't speak more than three sentences to anyone except you." Lu Xunji leaned down, his fingers hooking Xie Ji's personal terminal. "I want to see your personal terminal too."

Xie Ji hesitated for a moment. Although he had locked the photos he saved this morning in his private album, there was no guarantee that Lu Xunji wouldn't guess his password.

After all, given Lu Xunji's intelligence and his understanding of him, guessing his password would be as easy as drinking water.

If Lu Xunji found out, where would he put his handsome face?

"No, I won't show you." Xie Ji hid further behind him.

Lu Xunji chuckled softly, pressing Xie Ji down with an air of absolute control, and gently rubbing his wrist with his hand.

That area has many blood vessels and thin skin, making it extremely sensitive. Last night, every time Lu Xunji's calloused fingertips accidentally brushed against that spot, it would send shivers down Xie Ji's spine.

"What, is my Little Kitty Baby having another brother behind my back?" Lu Xunji tilted his head. "Baby, you're bullying..."

"I didn't bully you!" Xie Ji quickly interrupted Lu Xunji's spellcasting, took off what he was holding and threw it to him. "Here, have a look."

Anyway, I guess I've already seen everything I should and shouldn't have seen.

Those photos were taken by Lu Xunji, and Lu Xunji himself sent them to him. Lu Xunji isn't ashamed at all, so why should he be ashamed?!

Lu Xunji opened Xie Ji's personal computer with satisfaction, and then began to open Xie Ji's various social media apps one by one, even including the stress-relieving mini-games with social features.

Xie Ji lay on the sofa, her pair of snow-white feet nestled in Lu Xunji's arms. Lu Xunji was massaging her ankles with a gentle, unintentional touch, occasionally brushing her skin with his fingertips as if he were playing with some precious treasure.

It looks like someone is petting a cat.

Strange associations formed in Xie Ji's mind. Feeling somewhat shy, he buried his head firmly in the pillow beside him, cautiously peeking out one eye to watch Lu Xunji manipulate his personal terminal.

First, she went through all the chat logs with Ji Shi, Mu Yao, Shang Yan, and others. Then, she pinned her own contact information to the top, set a special notification ringtone, and finally, she went so far as to change the nickname "That pretentious Princess Bro " to "That darling husband who needs to be coaxed."

Xie Ji: "..."

This is unbearable to look at; this note is enough to make him want to vomit for three days straight.

Princess Bro carefully checked all the social media apps and started looking through the photo albums.

Xie Ji swallowed hard.

This is a genuine check-up.

As expected, Xie Ji's password had no dignity in front of Lu Xunji. He only tried twice and succeeded in unlocking the private photo album on the third try.

It was too late to stop them then, so Xie Ji could only bury himself in his pillow.

Lu Xunji saw the photos in Xie Ji's private album, raised an eyebrow unsurprised, and rubbed Xie Ji's calf. "Didn't you say you didn't like them? Straight man, bro?"

Xie Ji, unable to bear it any longer, kicked him. "Shut up! You sent it to me first, what business is it of my business whether I save it or not?"

"Hmm." Lu Xunji chuckled. "I like it very much."

Then Xie Ji realized that he had overestimated Lu Xunji's mental state and underestimated his shamelessness.

He simply dragged out a photo and set it as his screensaver.

That photo, to be honest, wasn't particularly explicit; at least among the vast array of obscene bedroom photos, it didn't seem so erotic.

But it was enough to Xie Ji lose face.

It was a picture taken from a low angle, it looks like Xie Ji took it with Lu Xunji's personal computer.

By then, they had actually come several times already, and only after Xie Ji's earnest pleas did Lu Xunji agree to let him go.

Xie Ji was so exhausted that he couldn't move from his bed. After Lu Xunji cleaned him up, he took a shower himself and stood on the bed drying his hair, wrapped in a towel.

Xie Ji thought it looked good, so he casually picked up Lu Xunji's personal terminal that he had thrown on the bed and took a picture of him drying his hair. Lu Xunji noticed this and immediately threw the towel down and walked towards him, reaching out to pull the bath towel off his body as he walked.

Xie Ji's hands were trembling with panic. He accidentally snapped this photo. Lu Xunji was standing in front of the bed, his chin slightly raised, his fingers on the edge of the bath towel in front of his waist and abdomen. Just as he was about to pull it down, his beautiful V-line was revealed.

Qingyu's already sullen eyebrows lowered, and because she was tilting her chin up, it added a touch of coldness and ferocity to her eyes, which looked at her with a sly gaze.

Xie Ji didn't really want to remember what happened after that. He just remembered that he was so scared that he threw away his personal terminal and turned to run away, only to be pulled back by Lu Xunji by the ankle and carried to the bathroom on his shoulder.

Although the photo only shows his upper body, with red marks and messy scratches on his body, and a hint of an unsatisfied tongue peeking out from between his rosy lips, it almost openly tells the viewer of the photo what a wonderful and exhilarating sexual encounter he has just experienced, and that he is about to start the next one.

Xie Ji actually quite likes this picture, but that doesn't mean Lu Xunji can set it as his screensaver!

Xie Ji yelled and pounced on him, snatching his personal terminal. "Are you crazy? How am I supposed to open my personal terminal outside after this?!"

"What's wrong?" Lu Xunji snorted. "I don't mind, so why do you?"

"It's me who's embarrassed, not you, so of course you don't mind!"

Lu Xunji said, "You can set it up for me too."

Xie Ji: "..."

I understand. Whether it was Lu Xunji who set it up or he did, Xie Ji would be the one who loses face, because Lu Xunji wouldn't lose something he didn't even have.

Indeed, the brave are the ones who enjoy the world first!

Finally, Xie Ji's quick thinking and the phrase "I don't want others to see you like this," Lu Xunji was satisfied and changed his screensaver to the small swing on the balcony of their dormitory garden.

Lu Xunji loved to hold Xie Ji on the swing. Every time the swing swayed, Xie Ji would cry out. If the swing swayed faster, Xie Ji's cries would become a continuous chorus. Lu Xunji even went so far as to control the speed so that Xie Ji's cries would sound like a symphony accompanied by applause.

He even cheekily asked Xie Ji what songs he liked so he could copy them down next time.

Xie Ji was so angry that he kicked him eight hundred times.

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