Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with Absurdity
Chapter 55

Sneaking snacks behind our backs?

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Lu Xunji felt his mind go blank, his heart pounding like a drum, and all his desires, both spoken and unspoken, rushed to the top of his head, swirling in his mind like a dazzling display of fireworks.

He began to tremble uncontrollably, tugging at Xie Ji's hair, and asked in a trembling voice, "What did you say?"

Xie Ji thought he couldn't hear, so he moved closer and pressed his lips to Lu Xunji's. He paused for a moment, then pulled away. "I said, I really like it when Lu Xunji washes my hair. It's so comfortable, and his technique is perfect."

Lu Xunji's hot breath sprayed onto Xie Ji's neck. He closed his eyes, grabbed Xie Ji's neck with a look of exasperation, and then lowered his head to bite Xie Ji's earlobe.

He didn't dare bite too hard, so he just pursed his lips and then looked up at Xie Ji's face.

Xie Ji shrank back sensitively, and asked in a daze, "Did you bite me?"

Lu Xunji sneered, said nothing, pressed down Xie Ji's hand, and lowered his head to kiss his lips.

He'd wanted to do this for so long, it was driving him crazy.

After Xie Ji for his help, Xie Ji belatedly murmured an "uh," unsure whether it was reality or a dream of punishment from Lu Xunji.

After all, Lu Xunji only kissed him so passionately in his dreams.

Xie Ji showed no intention of resisting.

Lu Xunji's purple eyes were deep and unfathomable. He knew that Xie Ji completely clueless about this matter. Perhaps he didn't even know what this kiss meant. Perhaps in his eyes, a kiss could even be a form of etiquette.

So the more obedient Xie Ji was, the angrier he became. Even though he had gone to such lengths, Xie Ji still didn't understand his heart.

damn it.

How could there be such a... such a... little rascal who makes you both love and hate him, who makes you unable to resist him, who makes you toss and turn at night?

That kiss was too long and too intense.

Xie Ji recoiled slightly in pain and whispered, "Be gentle, okay?"

Lu Xunji looked at his slightly swollen lips, bit him in exasperation, pressed him back into the bathtub, and said through gritted teeth, "Wash properly, and don't try to take advantage of me."

Xie Ji: "..."

It's not like I wanted to kiss him, why are you acting like this!

But Xie Ji obediently nodded. "I understand."

After Lu Xunji finished washing Xie Ji's hair, he went out and took the opportunity to remove the towel that Xie Ji had been covering his eyes.

As soon as the light of day appeared, Xie Ji was momentarily stunned by the glare of the incandescent bulb. Lu Xunji's warm palm reached out and shielded him from the light.

Xie Ji took a while to open his eyes, and peeked out while holding onto Lu Xunji's hand. He noticed that Lu Xunji's lips were also red and swollen.

Good grief, he even pricks himself! I thought Lu Xunji had an iron tongue, that he could kiss me without getting swollen.

It seems that even our young master Lu is only made of mortal flesh.

Xie Ji was in a strange good mood and smiled at Lu Xunji.

"Idiot." Lu Xunji stood up. "What are you laughing about all day long? Get out of the shower and clean the kitchen."

Xie Ji nodded quickly. "Understood."

Lu Xunji turned and walked out, then opened the bathroom door with a whoosh after a while.

Xie Ji had already taken off half of her clothes when she turned to look at him. "What's wrong?"

"From now on, you're not allowed to say that again." Lu Xunji frowned, his ears burning red, and veins bulging on his neck, perhaps due to the high temperature in the bathroom. "Did you hear me?"

Xie Ji was puzzled. He had spoken countless words in his life, but which sentence was Lu Xunji forbidding him from saying?

He began, "Which sentence? Is it... 'Be gentle, okay?'"

That's too cruel! Such a hard kiss, and you won't even let the other person beg for mercy?

"No!" Lu Xunji clicked his tongue and said, "The... the previous sentence."

Xie Ji, thought for a moment about what his previous sentence was, and repeated, "Uh, so comfortable, I like it so much, Lu Xunji?"

"That's it." Lu Xunji's fingers, gripping the bathtub door, instantly turned white, and he tightened his grip considerably. "Don't say it again."

Xie Ji didn't understand. "Why?"

"Why are you asking so many questions? Are you a walking encyclopedia of questions? If I say you can't say it, then you can't say it!" Lu Xunji snapped the glass of the bathroom door, a huge crack spreading from his fingertips to the entire door. "Did you hear that?"

Xie Ji swallowed hard, fearing that the finger would choke him at any moment, and quickly nodded. "I heard, I heard... I can't even tell Lu Xunji? Then what should I call you from now on, Uncle Lu...?"

"Thank you! For the sacrifice!"

Xie Ji covered his head and ran away, yelling, "I know! I know, brother! I won't say it again, please don't hit me!"

After Xie Ji quickly washed off the black ash and followed Lu Xunji downstairs, Zhou Heyu and Ji Shi had already washed up and were busy tidying up in the kitchen.

Shang Yan sat in the living room, seemingly on the phone. He looked up and saw Xie Ji and Lu Xunji, raised an eyebrow, and said, "You two... were upstairs secretly eating snacks behind our backs?"

quick!!!!

It's too late!!!

I was born into a distinguished family as a prince!

However, he was harmed by cunning thieves.

My family abandoned me, my sect expelled me, and they even severed my spiritual veins.

In this second life, I will reclaim everything that is rightfully mine!

Leave a small gift and listen to my revenge plan.

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