Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with Absurdity
Chapter 93

I'm really not gay

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Xie Ji saw Lu Xunji and Zhuang Huan standing in front of the dog villa. Zhuang Huan seemed to really like the two puppies and reached out to tease them. Lu Xunji said something, Zhuang Huan paused for a moment, then smiled and withdrew his hand.

Overall, the two seemed to be having a very smooth conversation.

Zhuang Huan must have an incredibly good temper to be able to talk to Lu Xunji for so long!

Just as Xie Ji was peeking around, Li Jixing patted him on the back. "What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing." Xie Ji straightened up. "Let's go."

Li Jixing glanced at Lu Xunji, then sat down with Xie Ji on the artificial hill on the lawn and whispered, "Dude, you like him? You're from Nantong?"

"I'm not!" Xie Ji retorted immediately, quite alarmed.

"Then why were you peeking at their chat?" Li Jixing nudged his shoulder and said mysteriously, "Don't worry, although I don't fully understand Nantong, I still respect it."

Xie Ji looked at him. "..."

This sentence seems familiar.

He sneered and said, "Extend your left hand."

Li Jixing was taken aback. Although he didn't understand what Xie Ji meant, he still extended his left hand. "What's wrong?"

Xie Ji glanced at him and said, "Stop grinning like an idiot, you're from Nantong too."

"Slander." Li Jixing withdrew his hand and sneered, "If you can't get it, you'll try to ruin me, huh?"

Xie Ji didn't speak, resting his chin on his hand and staring straight ahead.

Lu Xunji was still talking to Zhuang Huan, though his expression was indifferent. How could he talk for so long?!

What could possibly be so much we've been talking about for so long?!

He can't even chat with me for more than two sentences before he starts thinking about sex!

The Divine Sense Fruit was indeed very useful; it seemed that a little bit of his computing power, which had been taken back in the previous world, had returned. However, when he was divining Lu Xunji's future, he still couldn't see the road ahead clearly.

"Stop looking, or you'll get caught." Li Jixing teased him, "Still saying it's not Nantong?"

Xie Ji spoke with a serious expression, "First of all, I'm not from Nantong, and I have no illusions about Lu Xunji. But, how should I put it, he's really soft, and it feels comfortable to hug him. To be fair, Lu Xunji is indeed handsome. However, I really don't like men."

Li Jixing: "..."

Xie Ji sighed and continued, "The sense of security and satisfaction I feel when I'm with him is more like a primal urge. I cherish this friend and this great friendship, which is probably why I always like looking at him. Secondly, I'm really not from Nantong."

Li Jixing: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes."

"Every night, lying in bed, I couldn't understand why one man would like another. Thinking about it, I'd fall asleep. Because Lu Xunji has such a good sleeping posture, and his muscles are so strong, but I'm really not from Nantong."

"Moreover, I always wanted to chase after Lu Xunji, probably because I felt his world was too lonely, and I wanted to spend more time with him, to let him know that there are still people in this world who can walk alongside him. In the end, I really am not Nantong."

Li Jixing gestured and gave a thumbs up. "Brother, I love it!"

Xie Ji slapped his thigh. " Lu Xunji and I are one of a kind in this world!"

Li Jixing had nothing to say.

As evening approached, Lu Xunji and Zhuang Huan returned to the lawn. Shang Yan ultimately decided against taking the sheep from Xie Ji's farm, as it would be too troublesome to process. Instead, he went to the points mall to redeem a processed sheep.

Lu Xunji was in charge of roasting the lamb, and the six tourists and six guests, a total of twelve people, enjoyed a very fulfilling bonfire party.

Xie Ji drank a little wine, but not too much, just a couple of sips, afraid that like last time, after drinking, he would wake up and Lu Xunji would start arguing with him for no reason.

By the time the bonfire party ended, it was already past midnight, and the tourists were preparing to leave. The production team arranged for a private car to pick them up.

Li Jixing was very reluctant to leave, and when someone came to pick him up, he held Xie Ji's hand and spoke to him.

"Come to my house after the show is over. You'll be free then anyway. Your Lu Xunji will be going to school, but you're different; you won't be able to go to school."

Xie Ji: "..."

He pulled Li Jixing's hand away. "Aren't you going to school too?"

"I went to a sports school, so I can leave anytime. It's not that convenient at the Imperial Military Academy. You two definitely won't be able to see each other for four years," Li Jixing said. "But don't worry, there are plenty of good men out there. I can always find you another one. If you really like this type, I can grit my teeth and introduce you to that genius guy next door."

Xie Ji: "No need, thank you. You're being very presumptuous."

Li Jixing: "I'm not doing this for your own good, buddy."

"I'm going to military school too," Xie Ji said. "I'm definitely going to be with Lu Xunji; after all, we're best brothers."

"Didn't you fail the exam?"

"Can't I buy one?" Xie Ji asked. "No, I remember that according to the setting of this book, the Imperial Military Academy has some spots reserved for wealthy students, right?"

"Brother, do you think admission to the Imperial Military Academy is as easy as cabbage?" Li Jixing was surprised by Xie Ji's ignorance and said, "If you miss the general admission qualification, you can only spend a lot of money to buy a special admission qualification. But as everyone knows, this special admission exam is extremely difficult, no less than the general admission, and even more dangerous. What's more terrifying is that the general admission guarantees the safety of the students taking the exam, while the special admission has a 10% mortality rate every year."

Xie Ji: "Holy crap?"

"That's a pretty high success rate. You should just give up." Li Jixing shook his head. "With your small frame, you're too likely to fail the exam."

Xie Ji thought for a moment and then said, "Thank you for reminding me, I will go."

"..." Li Jixing: "You still say you're not from Nantong?"

Xie Ji: "I want you, quack."

The person who was supposed to pick up the tourists arrived quickly. After saying goodbye to Xie Ji, Li Jixing left reluctantly, leaving a group of people to clean up the mess.

Shang Yan finished calculating the accounts and announced the huge amount of points he had received, he went back to rest.

Everyone didn't get to rest until after 1 a. m. Lu Xunji had just finished showering when he heard a knock on the door.

He walked over and opened the door.

Xie Ji glanced around awkwardly, then coughed and said, "Um, good evening."

Lu Xunji leaned against the door frame. "What's up?"

"I... um," Xie Ji coughed, "I apologize to you."

Lu Xunji raised an eyebrow.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you a pervert. I really don't think you're disgusting; I was just saying it in anger." Xie Ji sighed, "Don't be angry with me anymore, and I'm not angry with you either."

Lu Xunji looked at him, and after a long while, he said, "Hmm."

Xie Ji laughed, "Then how about I sleep with you tonight?"

"There's no need." Lu Xunji knocked on the doorframe. "If you're still worried about this, then we're both at fault. You don't need to apologize; please go back."

Xie Ji: "..."

Princess Jiji, you have such a temper.

After Lu Xunji finished speaking, he was about to close the door.

Xie Ji quickly pushed open the door and asked, "What did you talk about with Zhuang Huan today?"

Lu Xunji paused for a moment, then said in a low voice, "You care a lot?"

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