Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with Absurdity
Chapter 97

No other love but you

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In the final few days of the show, Director He finally acted like a human being and didn't assign any other urgent tasks to the guests.

The Xie Ji lasted for a few truly leisurely days.

Director He looked at the six people getting along harmoniously in the camera lens and sighed with emotion.

Actually, none of them have any major flaws. It's just that they've been living in the bustling city for too long, and the extravagant lifestyle has become a habit. Their hearts are restless. But on this small island where technology and the desire for money cannot reach, everyone actually has an indelible shining point.

Even a playboy like Mu Yao stayed put for two months. In the past, if Mu Yao had been single for two months, his ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends would have suspected that he had been sexually assaulted.

Tomorrow is the last day of the program, Xie Ji tossed and turned in his room all night, unable to fall asleep.

He seemed to have forgotten something.

What exactly did that long English sentence that Lu Xunji whispered in his ear last time mean?

The show ends tomorrow, and Lu Xunji has to report to the military academy. He doesn't know what the special exam process is like...

Lost in thought, Xie Ji sat up in bed, grabbed his little pillow, and swaggered into Lu Xunji's room.

When Lu Xunji opened the door, he looked like he had just taken a shower. He was only wearing a scarf, and water droplets rolled off his strong, lean waist. His back muscles rippled, and he looked wild.

"I knew you weren't asleep yet!" Xie Ji squeezed in. "I can't sleep, let's chat."

Lu Xunji walked to the bedside and sat down, drying his hair with a towel, raising an eyebrow and humming in agreement.

"Were you just laughing?" Xie Ji asked sensitively. "Were you laughing at me?"

"No," Lu Xunji said, head bowed. "I just thought of a joke."

Xie Ji sat in his chair, his gaze falling on the stack of books Lu Xunji had placed on the table. "What joke?"

Lu Xunji: "Huaimin is also not asleep."

Xie Ji turned to look at him. " Lu Xunji, your insults are really sophisticated now."

Lu Xunji remained silent.

"By the way, was this the book you flipped through last time?" Xie Ji only remembered that it was a blue book, so he randomly picked up a blue book and opened it to take a look.

The next moment, he threw the book three meters away as if it were burning his hand, then covered his eyes and yelled, "What is this?! What?!"

Lu Xunji glanced at the book cover, looked at Xie Ji with interest, and asked, "You don't like it?"

"Who would like this kind of thing!" Xie Ji shouted speechlessly, clutching his claws. "Why did I see two men naked?!"

"That's strange?" Lu Xunji walked over, picked up the book, and without any embarrassment at being caught reading such a book, he frankly asked, "Didn't your teacher teach you about male anatomy when you were in school?"

"No, no, that can't be..." Xie Ji pinched his ear. "Drawing it like that? And something looks weird to me, how come one has facial features and the other doesn't? And the one with facial features has such a strange and ridiculous expression! This teacher must have some kind of side job!"

Lu Xunji put the book back and said in a low voice, "It has facial features because I added them."

Xie Ji: "?"

"I use it to kill time when I'm bored." Lu Xunji gently rolled her eyes, looking at him. "Doesn't it seem like it?"

Xie Ji silently pointed to himself.

"Hmm." Lu Xunji: "It's you."

Xie Ji: "..."

Smile a little.

Seeing Xie Ji hesitantly preparing to speak, Lu Xunji could foresee what Xie Ji was going to say, most likely something like, "Can't you just restrain yourself?"

He quickly interrupted Xie Ji's spellcasting and asked directly, "What brings you here so late?"

Xie Ji began to sort out his muddled thoughts.

Forget it, forget it. He was the one who was impolite and rummaged through other people's books first... If he had been more polite, he wouldn't have noticed Lu Xunji's rude behavior!

Sure enough, heaven punishes every impolite child.

"Uh, I came here... I came here..." After convincing himself, Xie Ji prepared to reveal the purpose of his trip.

But it was clear that his brain had been fried by what he had just seen.

By the way, what did he come to see Lu Xunji for?

Lu Xunji seemed unhurried in asking for an answer, as if he had only asked the question to distract Xie Ji.

After Lu Xunji finished making the bed, he bent down and picked Xie Ji up from the chair in front of the desk, tucking his arms under her legs in a standard princess carry.

Xie Ji's eyes widened. "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Lu Xunji put him on his bed. "Go to sleep."

Xie Ji shifted his position, puzzled, and said, "I don't remember coming to see you about this."

"Hmm, take your time thinking." Lu Xunji gently brushed his lips with her fingertip, then got up and sat down on the beanbag chair beside him. "You have plenty of time."

Xie Ji began to rack his brains.

Lu Xunji took the book that Xie Ji had just thrown away, placed it on his lap, and began to draw on it.

Xie Ji had a flash of inspiration. "That's right! I remember now! I came to ask you what that long string of English you recited earlier meant. Why don't you write it down on a piece of paper so I can look it up after I leave?"

Lu Xunji glanced at him, then suddenly said, "Come here."

Xie Ji climbed out of bed. "What's wrong?"

Lu Xunji lifted him up by the waist and placed him on his lap.

Xie Ji straightened his back and shifted his buttocks uneasily. " Lu Xunji, why are you hugging me like this?"

"Sit still." Lu Xunji reached out and tapped Xie Ji's tailbone. "If you keep twisting like that, it'll be a waste of time."

Xie Ji: "Huh?"

Before he could react, Lu Xunji had already placed the book in his hand on his lap, and the two tiny figures on the book, who had no facial features but excellent body proportions, were in the same position.

The only difference is that the little figures in the book should be... connected together.

Xie Ji's mind went blank as he watched Lu Xunji meticulously sketch the superior's face: beautiful blue pupils, a small mole on the tip of his nose and the corner of his lips, in the exact same place as his own, misty eyes, tears clinging to his eyelashes, on the verge of sobbing, and some suspicious wavy lines at the corners of his mouth.

Xie Ji: "..."

Is this Nantong?

You're drawing a phoenix image on my face right in front of me, aren't you???

After Lu Xunji finished drawing, he started writing words in the blank space next to it. "Baby, say it with me."

Xie Ji: "..."

"Traverse my ruggde, embrace my nine springs of vitality..."

Xie Ji: "Brother, don't read it so fast, I can't remember it."

Lu Xunji leaned forward, wrote the remaining words on a piece of paper, then tore off the page and placed it in Xie Ji's hand. "You'll definitely learn this sentence very quickly."

He pressed against Xie Ji's neck and bit her. "No other love but you."

Xie Ji hesitated for a moment, then repeated it once before remembering to ask, "This one's simpler, brother, what does it mean?"

Lu Xunji chuckled, "Yes, it means 'I love no one but you.'"

Xie Ji hesitated for a moment, his ears turning slightly red, before finally managing to squeeze out, "Hey, we're brothers, why all this fuss?"

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