" Zhouzhou, don't be sad," Jiang Nan said earnestly. "We'll take those people to court."
Fu Jingzhou: "Yes."
The net he wove had already been laid out long ago.
-
Ever since Jiang Nan learned that the car accident was not an accident, he has been extremely obedient. At home, he speaks gently and takes great care of his beautiful wife's fragile heart.
Fu Jingzhou felt somewhat flattered and quite satisfied.
Specifically, this occurs at certain times of the night.
Jiang Nan hesitated, "I don't think that will work."
Fu Jingzhou looked at Jiang Nan silently. His face was always pale, but now it had a bit of color. He remained silent, not saying a word, simply looking at Jiang Nan.
Jiang Nan felt inexplicably guilty, and her voice involuntarily rose. "I really don't think it's possible!"
His cheeks and earlobes flushed crimson as he declared emphatically, "This position is absolutely beyond the limits of the human body; it's unacceptable!"
Fu Jingzhou pursed his lips. "Fine, you're not as heartbroken as you say you are."
Jiang Nan: "..."
Fu Jingzhou continued casting the spell, "You're just saying it; I understand."
Jiang Nan: "What do you know?!"
He slammed his fist on the bed. "You, surnamed Zhou, I'm warning you, don't take advantage of my favor and act recklessly!"
Fu Jingzhou lowered his eyelids and said, "Oh."
He pulled the blanket up from the foot of the bed, lay flat on the bed, and covered himself with the blanket, looking like he was going to sleep obediently.
Jiang Nan: "..."
He sat cross-legged on the bed, naked from the waist down, glaring at Fu Jingzhou: "Are you sick? I'm asking you, are you mentally ill? Seriously ill?!"
The man remained silent, even pulling the blanket over his head, as if he didn't want to listen to Jiang Nan and was secretly distressed.
Jiang Nan: "..."
Damn it, damn it, damn it.
He yanked the blanket off, "Say something!"
The blanket was pulled off, and Fu Jingzhou couldn't keep up the act any longer. He sat up again, saying, "Whatever you say."
Jiang Nan: "..."
He thought for a moment, then changed his question, "Why didn't you continue?"
Fu Jingzhou said calmly, "You don't like that position."
Jiang Nan: "It's not like there's only one position."
Fu Jingzhou: "I like this, but you don't. I respect that, so let's go to sleep."
Jiang Nan: "..."
He had never been so speechless in both his past and present lives combined.
"Do it or don't, it's up to you."
"Snort."
Jiang Nan snorted coldly, got out of bed, and stepped heavily into the bathroom in his green frog slippers.
After taking a quick shower, he went to the dressing room and brought out another blanket.
Fu Jingzhou sat on the bed. "Why are you hugging the blanket?"
Jiang Nan: "I don't want to share a blanket with you."
Fu Jingzhou pursed his lips, about to back down, when Jiang Nan suddenly glanced at him, "I don't want to talk to you right now, don't talk to me."
Fu Jingzhou: "..."
Lying on the carpet playing with SpongeBob SquarePants's Little Black Ball: [...]
Oh no, they're arguing!
It happily stretched out its wings, flew to the bed, and skillfully slipped into Jiang Nan's quilt.
Jiang Nan grabbed him tightly: [What?]
The Little Black Ball roared in fury: [You unfilial son, what's wrong with letting your daddy sleep in the bed for a bit?]
Jiang Nan: [Get down.]
Little Black Ball: [How could you do this to me???]
Jiang Nan: [A bed is fine too, just call me Dad and I'll let you lie down.]
Little Black Ball: [...]
After holding it in for a long time, it finally whispered, "[Dad.]"
Jiang Nan immediately felt refreshed.
The next day, when Jiang Nan woke up, he found that his blanket was gone. He was being held in Fu Jingzhou's arms, with pink hair draped over his collarbone.
Jiang Nan: "..."
He had barely moved when the person next to him opened their eyes.
The two exchanged a glance, Fu Jingzhou slowly raised an eyebrow. "What's this...?"
Jiang Nan: "You must have dragged me in here in the middle of the night."
He sat up abruptly and successfully found the blanket he had taken from the walk-in closet the night before under the bed.
How despicable! How despicable!
Fu Jingzhou looked completely innocent. "I didn't."
Jiang Nan didn't believe it at all. She put on her slippers, went to the bathroom to wash up, carefully chose an outfit, and was about to go out.
Fu Jingzhou called out to him, "Auntie has prepared the food, aren't you going to eat?"
Jiang Nan: "I want to eat out."
After saying that, he went out.
The man remained where he was, his eyes downcast, lost in thought.
-
Jiang Nan waited outside the mall for ten minutes but didn't see a green figure.
He suspiciously took out his phone and called Fu Xingli.
After three beeps, Fu Xingli answered, "Are you trying to call back the soul?"
Jiang Nan asked, "Where are you?"
Fu Xingli: "Almost there, almost there."
Jiang Nan: "Where are we?"
Fu Xingli: "Hmm... still three streets away."
Jiang Nan gritted her teeth. "Didn't we agree to meet at 9:30?"
"What do you know?" The Little Green Hair's voice was lazy, yet revealed a hint of pride. "My wife slept with me last night. In a land of beauties, a hero's graveyard, it's perfectly normal for me not to be able to get up this morning."
Jiang Nan pouted. "So you're the only one with a wife? I have one too."
Fu Xingli snorted coldly, unconcerned. "That's clearly your husband, what wife?"
Jiang Nan, feeling guilty and exasperated, exclaimed, "It's my wife!"
Fu Xingli: "Heh."
Jiang Nan was so angry that she had a headache.
But he and Fu Xingli have important things to do today!
That means buying a ring.
With the show approaching, Jiang Nan suddenly realized that he and Fu Zhouzhou didn't even have a wedding ring, so he planned to secretly buy one to surprise Fu Zhouzhou.
Little did he know that Fu Xingli happened to see the message he sent to ask Song Zhusheng for advice.
Little Green Hair said that with him around, he would definitely be able to buy the perfect ring.
So the two of them made an appointment, which was to be held at 9:30 this morning.
-
After waiting another ten minutes, Jiang Nan finally received a call from Fu Xingli: "Where are you? I'm already at the mall entrance, but I can't see you."
Jiang Nan said, "You probably won't find me at the milk tea shop next door."
"I'm not blind, how could I not find you?"
Fu Xingli sneered and hung up the phone.
Fu Xingli entered the milk tea shop and realized that Jiang Nan's words made a lot of sense.
It's still morning, and the milk tea shop isn't very crowded; only five tables are occupied.
The first table had a mother and her two daughters, the second table had a couple, the third table had two girls, the fourth table had a boy, and the fifth table had a girl.
After ruling out the first three tables, Fu Xingli glanced at the boy's back, walked over, and thought, "Isn't this easy to find?"
He sat casually opposite the boy, keys in hand, and said, "I'm telling you..."
He suddenly stopped talking.
He could only see the boy's back before, but now, looking at the boy's face covered in acne, he paused for a moment in a strange silence, then asked, "Did you get plastic surgery?"
The guy is probably an Omega; his cheeks were just a little red because there was a handsome guy sitting across from him.
Hearing this, she pursed her lips and said, "Handsome, how can you talk like that?"
Fu Xingli: "..."
The case is solved; this is definitely not Jiang Nan.
If it were someone as rude as Jiang Nan, she would definitely have cursed at him right now.
The girl at table number five suddenly reached out and tugged at Fu Xingli's clothes.
Fu Xingli turned her head impatiently, "What? Can't we talk this out? Why do you have to get physical? I have a boyfriend."
Upon seeing the girl at table number five, he fell silent again.
Why does this person look so familiar?
Jiang Nan wore a long black down jacket today, it was really long, reaching her calves, and she probably wore sweatpants underneath, with white stripes on the sides.
None of these are the most important things. The most important thing is that he was wearing a wig, long, wavy hair, and a face mask.
Fu Xingli: "..."
He stood up without changing his expression. "Um, I suddenly remembered, I'm not fully awake yet, I'll go now, we'll talk later."
He was genuinely ashamed.
Another day without a gift! You guys really love to torture people! Humph! (Lazy Sheep stomps its feet)