He Loves Him So Much! The Unhinged Big Shot Only Wants to Spend Money on the Cannon Fodder
Chapter 164

SpongeBob SquarePants

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[Ah, that handsome green-haired guy! He's my type!]

[Give me half a day, netizens, to dig up information about this handsome guy. This princess wants to pursue him.]

[Doesn't he already have a girlfriend? How are you going to pursue her?]

[That guy next to me is obviously not an Omega, okay?]

[They look quite alike. Although he's a bit taller, he's really thin. He looks like someone you could hug in one go.]

[Female A-level girls generally have short hair, okay?]

[Don't use your stereotypes, if I say I'm an Omega, then I'm an Omega.]

Wow, you're so awesome!

Jiang Nan froze when she saw this.

He scrolled down the comments with a blank expression, watching as netizens engaged in a heated debate about whether he was an Alpha, a Beta, or an Omega.

After thousands of discussions, someone finally said that Sister Wave's figure looked familiar.

After comparing various sources, including high-definition side profile photos contributed by other netizens, he was identified.

[Case solved, it was Jiang Kounan ]

[ Jiang Kounan, what should I say about you?]

[What?! What?! I've stumbled upon my own idol while I was gossiping, I'd really be grateful.]

[I'm speechless. I came to see the handsome guy, but it turns out the wig-wearing girl next to him is Little Immortal Nan! I'm devastated!]

[ Jiang Kounan, you haven't been on any shows lately, so you've been so bored you've gone to wear a wig?]

[You never do anything good, but you never miss an opportunity to do anything shameful, huh?]

[Oh, what tone should I use when I speak to you?]

[The traitor! The traitor!]

Most fans were making jokes, but there was always some malice involved.

[Am I the only one with a conspiracy theory? Jiang Nan is clearly married, so why would she sneak out on a date with a handsome guy? And why is she dressed so strangely, just to avoid being recognized by netizens?]

[You're not the only one who thinks it's strange; I also find it odd. Why are you dressed so strangely?]

[Help! I'm already looking forward to that dating reality show on Peach TV; it's sure to be incredibly dramatic.]

[Hilarious! When Jiang Nan was trending on social media for being attacked online, he only calmed things down by showing off his marriage certificate. I thought he was a bit scheming back then.]

Jiang Nan now ignores these unfounded and malicious comments. He tosses his phone aside and focuses on watching TV.

-

When Fu Jingzhou returned, Jiang Nan was bending over, staring at her calves.

He stepped out of the elevator, took off his suit jacket, rolled up the sleeves, and walked to the sofa. "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Nan snorted coldly, lowered her hand, and turned her head away. "I don't want to talk to you."

Fu Jingzhou raised an eyebrow and pinched his delicate chin with one hand. "I haven't asked you yet, what did you go out to do with Fu Xingli?"

Jiang Nan rolled her eyes. "He went to steal someone."

Fu Jingzhou; "..."

Seeing his displeasure, the pink-haired girl smiled and said, "Are you satisfied with the answer you heard?"

Fu Jingzhou lowered his eyelashes and glanced at the boy's slender, fair legs.

The room was well-heated, and he felt a bit hot even in just a shirt. Jiang Nan had been cozying up in the room for a while and had already changed into her pajamas.

Green cotton shorts and a white T-shirt.

The green color makes the skin appear fairer, and the shinbone is just above the knee, showing a well-proportioned and slender calf.

He reached out and grabbed the boy's ankle, while his other hand slid inside the edge of his shorts.

His movements were unhurried, a hint of a smile in his eyes as he intently watched Jiang Nan's expression until it changed, his ears and cheeks turning bright red. Only then did Fu Jingzhou ask calmly, "Satisfied?"

Jiang Nan: "... Your grandma."

-

What did you do today?

"I... I went to steal someone." Jiang Nan answered righteously, stubbornly even though his clothes had been torn off.

Little Jiang, a tough guy, never admits defeat!

"You're really stubborn." The man hugged him and said, "I hope you can still be this stubborn in a little while."

Jiang Nan: "..."

You filthy scoundrel.

Rogue Zhou.

The Little Black Ball exclaimed that it wasn't suitable for children and went upstairs to play with SpongeBob SquarePants.

-

The Little Black Ball has now collected enough SpongeBob SquarePants a glass bottle.

The glass bottle was about the size of a mineral water bottle and was usually kept in the bookshelf in Jiang Nan's bedroom. It would extend its wings from its back, fly to the top of the bookshelf, pick up the glass bottle, and fly down to play on its favorite carpet.

Little Black Ball is a very particular ball, so he sprayed perfume on SpongeBob SquarePants. Therefore, the moment he unscrewed the bottle, the perfume scent spread throughout the entire room.

Very concentrated.

It tipped the bottle over to the ground, and colorful, round SpongeBob SquarePants jumped out. It stretched out its paw and squeezed one after another.

SpongeBob SquarePants is very fragile; the Little Black Ball accidentally crushed a pink SpongeBob SquarePants into pieces.

The scent of rose geranium filled the entire bedroom. Little Black Ball tenderly tore off a piece of toilet paper and wrapped the shredded SpongeBob SquarePants in it.

It played around with it half-heartedly, and finally poured all the SpongeBob SquarePants out of the bottle, then happily nestled among the pile of SpongeBob SquarePants.

-

"Abnormal!"

Downstairs, Jiang Nan stared at the ceiling with tears in his eyes; he felt like he was about to shatter.

"Why is there such a big difference in physical strength even though they are both Alphas?"

Fu Jingzhou was carrying a glass of water out of the kitchen when he heard this. He raised an eyebrow slightly. "I'm an Alpha?"

Jiang Nan hugged a sofa cushion, grimacing as she sat up. "Isn't that right?"

Fu Jingzhou walked over and handed the water to Jiang Nan: "Although I think you're adorably naive, and I'd like to go along with it and admit it, my conscience is bothering me."

Jiang Nan sneered, "Your conscience should have been bothered long ago."

Fu Jingzhou's gaze swept over him, then he nodded with a silent smile, "Yes."

After finishing a glass of water, Jiang Nan asked, "If you're not an Alpha, then what are you?"

Fu Jingzhou stared at him, remaining silent for a long time before finally saying, "It's Enigma."

He had expected Jiang Nan to be shocked, but instead, Jiang Nan looked completely bewildered. "What the hell?"

Fu Jingzhou squatted in place, silently observing the boy's expression.

Seeing his genuinely puzzled expression, he asked, "What was your previous world like?"

Jiang Nan thought for a moment and said, "Where we live, there are only two genders, boys and girls. Of course, we can't rule out intersex people."

"I see." Fu Jingzhou sat down on the sofa, and under Jiang Nan's wary gaze, reached out to rub his lower back, explaining, "Actually, besides Alpha, Beta, and Omega, there's a fourth gender."

"Enigma."

Jiang Nan suddenly realized. "I see."

He lay down on the sofa, one leg dangling over the edge, the other resting on Fu Jingzhou's thigh, receiving his meticulous massage. "That explains it all. It's not that I'm incapable, it's that you're too good."

Fu Jingzhou paused in his massage, looking at Jiang Nan with an ambiguous expression.

The boy looked at him with a puzzled expression. "What's wrong?"

Fu Jingzhou sighed, "Nothing much."

He's enlightened, yet it seems like he hasn't.

It's hard to judge.

Jiang Nan scrolled through his phone for a while, Fu Jingzhou patted him and said, "The other leg."

Jiang Nan said "Oh," and looked up from her phone, watching the man gently grab her other leg and massage her muscles with his fingers.

Jiang Nan thought to herself with delight, "Look at the grandeur of him as the head of the family!"

-

The full name of the dating reality show on Peach TV is " After the Honeymoon Phase ".

In previous seasons, the show invited four couples to participate. The first half of the show was recorded at each couple's home, and the second half was spent traveling together.

The first half of the show was filmed in full view of the two of them because of the high-definition cameras and the live broadcasts morning and night. Nothing they did could be hidden, making it quite dramatic.

The day before the show's recording, the production team went to various homes to install cameras.

Celebrities usually live in upscale residential areas with good security, so the production team contacts the guests in advance to arrange for security guards to let them in.

But the production team never expected that there would be another one from Jinghe Garden.

This is amazing! The director even came up with a title. "Revealing the Interior Design and Sets of a Top Luxury Home."

Jiang Nan was studying at home when there was a knock on the door.

He paused for a moment, then went to open the door in his green frog slippers.

As soon as the door opened, five tall, burly Betas appeared, each carrying a camera. The Beta in front smiled and said, " Teacher Jiang, we've come to install the cameras for tomorrow's live broadcast."

"OK."

Jiang Nan nodded and quickly made way for him.

The installation of the cameras was quite quick; the five people left half an hour later.

Jiang Nan walked around with 771, her hands behind her back.

There are two master bedrooms, three kitchens, five living rooms, and two hallways.

"Tsk, thankfully the production team still had some conscience and didn't press a button in the restroom," Jiang Nan clicked her tongue.

771 said: [No one would be so shameless and vulgar as to want to watch you use the toilet.]

Jiang Nan slapped it away. "You're uncomfortable if you don't get a beating every day."

771:[...]

The production team contacted Jiang Nan's staff in advance and sent a message saying that they needed to do a relay live broadcast tonight to warm up the audience. They were the last pair, around nine o'clock.

Jiang Nan naturally had no objections.

Besides him and Zhouzhou, this program also invited a well-known loving couple in the industry: film emperor Yan Ling and his quirky Omega Lin Cheng, and superstar Xiao Yu, who is twenty years older than him, and second-tier actress Qiao Haiyue.

Jiang Nan had previously come across videos of Xiao Yu and Qiao Haiyue.

Xiao Jue has been popular for over twenty years and is now forty-two years old, while Qiao Haiyue is only twenty-two and has just graduated from university.

Although Xiao Jue doesn't look old now, the wrinkles around his eyes still reveal the years he has lived through.

Qiao Haiyue has a standard actress's face; she looks quite pretty, but different makeup styles create different effects. She has excellent acting skills, but she's too young and hasn't encountered a breakout role yet.

Compared to the large number of fans who ship Yan Ling and Lin Cheng, the number of fans who ship Xiao Jue and Qiao Haiyue is pitifully small.

Because the outside world did not have a high opinion of this couple.

They are twenty years apart in age; Xiao Jue became a sensation at twenty, while Qiao Haiyue had just been born.

Moreover, although Qiao Haiyue had said that Xiao Jue was his first love.

However, Xiao Jue was quite a playboy in the past, with many rumors circulating about her and she admitted to having several boyfriends.

One is a superstar who rose to fame at a young age and is incredibly talented; the other is an Omega from a family of entertainers who has always been a good student.

The differences between them were significant, and the outside world had always believed that Xiao Jue and Qiao Haiyue would divorce sooner or later.

This is the first time the two of them have appeared on a show together.

The last couple was the host Xu Lan and his non-celebrity Omega Zhang Ci.

This couple is similar to Jiang Nan and Fu Jingzhou; they haven't shown their faces in public much.

-

The live stream officially started at 8 PM.

Jiang Nan sat in the living room, hugging his beloved GG Bond doll, watching the live stream with Little Black Ball.

Fu Jingzhou hadn't finished work yet. He sent a message saying he would be working overtime tonight and would be back before nine o'clock.

As a kind and understanding head of the household, Jiang Nan naturally replied with a cheerful "Okay".

Then he watched the live stream with complete focus.

Although he always felt that letting netizens watch him and Zhouzhou on TV was an extremely boring thing.

But it's quite interesting when he looks at other people.

Each couple's live stream lasts about twenty minutes. The first couple to appear was actor Yan Ling and his dramatic wife Lin Cheng.

Jiang Nan placed a tablet on the coffee table, sat cross-legged on the carpet, and watched the live stream while eating popcorn.

The moment the live stream started, the first thing you saw was a male celebrity in full makeup.

Lin Cheng has a cute appearance. He sits on the sofa at home, with a very luxurious set behind him. He's wearing full makeup, including purple contact lenses, and pouts as he greets the audience. "Long time no see! Did you all miss me?"

[Ahhhhh, licking the Chengzi's stunning beauty!]

I've missed you so much, my darling, Mommy kisses you!

[I definitely miss you, baby.]

Why isn't there a Best Actor award winner?

Honey, where's your husband?

"My husband?" Lin Cheng saw this comment and turned around to shout, "Husband, come quick, the audience wants to see you!"

After saying that, he stared at the live stream again and said with a grin, "He went to cut Chengzi for me."

[Ahhh, so happy!]

My favorite couple is the sweetest.

Most netizens know that Lin Cheng likes to eat Chengzi, which is also the origin of his stage name.

" Little Orange."

A deep voice suddenly came from the live stream, and Jiang Nan almost threw the popcorn out of his hand.

Suddenly, a plate of Chengzi was placed on the table. Actor Yan Ling, wearing a white shirt, appeared in the frame. He reached out and put his arm around Lin Cheng's waist, nibbling on his earlobe, and said affectionately, "Eat."

Jiang Nan: "..."

Little Black Ball: [...]

Jiang Nan tossed the popcorn back expressionlessly; he couldn't eat anymore.

Lin Cheng was clearly embarrassed; her face flushed, and she pushed Yan Ling's hand away, saying, "We're still live-streaming."

The fans of Yan Ling and Lin Cheng are so excited, it's like celebrating the New Year.

[You don't need to treat us like outsiders, keep going!]

[Aaaaaah! I'm really going to turn into a screaming chicken, I'm so horny!]

[Kissing earlobes right now, I can't even imagine what you two would do in private?]

What else can I do? Have babies, of course.

My keyboard malfunctioned, I'm late! Next book decided: a story about turning straight men gay, best friends of over a decade suddenly becoming husband and wife—a top-tier, bittersweet tale of brotherhood turning into love. A real emotional read, hehehe~

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