He Loves Him So Much! The Unhinged Big Shot Only Wants to Spend Money on the Cannon Fodder
Chapter 51

Strip a Layer off You

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After making the decision smoothly with just one person and one system, Jiang Nan sent the message to Zhu Xia on WeChat and then logged into the game.

He glanced at his game friends as usual.

Shangguan Feng was also online. Jiang Nan was just about to send an invitation to his good friend when Shangguan Feng beat him to it.

When the challenge popped up, Jiang Nan immediately clicked "accept".

"Long time no see, little sister-in-law."

Hmm... I can tell that he deliberately lowered his voice to create a deep bass effect.

When Jiang Nan had played golf before, she learned that among the four of them, Qin Feng was the oldest, Shangguan Feng was the second oldest, Fu Jingzhou was the third oldest, and Shen Xingli was the youngest.

"Long time no see." Jiang Nan was only focused on playing the game and racking up kills, but while she was playing, Shangguan Feng kept chattering away, like a human megaphone.

Shangguan Feng: "How have you been feeling lately? Is your gland still hot? Do you still have a fever?"

--This can be considered a doctor's concern for the patient.

Jiang Nan understood and spoke gently, "There haven't been any unusual symptoms recently, my glands aren't hot, and I haven't had a fever."

Shangguan Feng: "Has Old Fu returned to China?"

This shows concern for one's brother.

Jiang Nan understood, so she said, "I came back last night."

Shangguan Feng: "Since you haven't seen each other for so long, have you missed him?"

--This shows concern for his brother's marital status.

Jiang Nan understood, and he countered with a question, "Do you miss him?"

Shangguan Feng was taken aback. "Of course I miss you after not seeing you for so long, we've been brothers for so many years."

Jiang Nan followed his words, "That's why I miss him too."

We're all brothers.

The only problem is that these are all brothers who have been together since childhood. He's just rashly getting involved, and he doesn't know if he can fit in.

A troublesome person.

Jiang Nan let out a deep sigh.

Shangguan Feng naturally had no idea what Jiang Nan was thinking; he found Jiang Nan's logic a bit strange.

What do you mean by "he wants it" and "he also wants it"?

Zun Du found this logic strange, but he couldn't worry about it for the moment. He hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "So, since you've been apart for so long, have you done anything particularly... particularly affectionate?"

Jiang Nan was focused on clearing minions when she heard this, and unleashed her ultimate skill instead of her second skill.

He felt a sudden rush of heat to his head, and a strange sense of shyness welled up inside him. "W-what loving things?! Are you a pervert?"

771 sat beside him, resting her chin on her hand, clicking her tongue as she watched him.

The boy's porcelain-white ears looked as if they had been brushed with blush, with a light pink hue from the ear cartilage to the earlobe. His white T-shirt was loose, and the pink color gradually spread from his earlobe to his slender neck.

771 thought to himself, "This is a shy little fool, but he looks quite well-behaved."

Shangguan Feng was a little confused after being scolded by him, "Your pheromones have been unstable lately, so it's best not to do anything intimate with your partner. This is medical advice."

Jiang Nan's face turned bright red, " Zhouzhou and I have a purely platonic brotherly relationship!!! Don't think of anything filthy!"

His words were righteous and his tone was truly upright and honest.

Shangguan Feng almost believed it, if he hadn't known that Jiang Nan's pheromones had become disordered in the middle of the night and she had been sent to the emergency room.

He pondered for a few seconds and figured that Jiang Nan might have only been married a short time and was a little shy, so she was embarrassed to talk about these things.

Thinking of this, Shangguan Feng sighed heavily and decided to subtly probe Fu Jingzhou.

At most, I'll just get a few cold looks from him.

-

After playing a few games, Shangguan Feng stopped. He had to work the night shift and needed to catch up on some sleep first.

Jiang Nan played a few more games, and after being reported by his teammates, he opened the store and looked at the skins.

"Damn, am I some kind of despicable person?" Jiang Nan with a dark face. "Why is there another new skin?"

With the new skin at 168, Jiang Nan turned left, opened WeChat, and glanced at her balance.

Two lonely numbers.

"Strange... I had two hundred yuan before..." Jiang Nan stared wide-eyed in disbelief, "Why is my money gone?"

771 silently covered her face.

Jiang Nan stared at it coldly. "You better tell me honestly, how much did you spend on that lousy book?"

771: [Not many.]

Jiang Nan thought to herself, "I don't believe you for a second."

"Speak quickly," he said in a deep voice, "Otherwise, if we really go head-to-head, it won't be a problem to skin you alive."

771 stared in shock, her small, beady eyes widening. "How could you be so cruel?"

Jiang Nan silent. "I was referring to the eyelids."

771;[...]

It now wholeheartedly agrees with how Jiang Nan's fans address him.

Rebellious son!

Jiang Nan directly opened Pinduoduo and searched for her orders.

179 RMB.

He laughed in exasperation, "There's only one sale! So I'm the one who got the short end of the stick?"

771 Disagrees: [This book is excellent. I've been reading it frequently lately and have learned a lot of new things.]

Jiang Nan replied indifferently, "Oh."

771 was very angry: [Don't you believe me? Let me ask you, do you know about Yanzi's mission to Chu?]

Jiang Nan felt bad about spending 179 yuan; he wanted to see what 771 had bought.

So he replied cooperatively, "Nonsense."

771 says: [ Yanzi went to the State of Chu, was humiliated, and left. Ministers who knew Yanzi rushed after him, saying, " Yanzi! Yanzi! How can I live without you!"]

Jiang Nan: "..."

Seeing that he didn't laugh out loud, 771 pressed on. "[Come and chase me. If you succeed, I'll throw you a 'Chasing Me' event.]"

Jiang Nan's forehead twitched, and he pinched 771's lower abdomen directly. "You don't need to chase me, I can throw you a memorial service right now."

771: [Murder is illegal, but killing the system will make your conscience bother you.]

Jiang Nan: "No, my conscience has been eaten by dogs."

771 quickly said, "[I have another joke that I'm sure you'll laugh at. Please make a sentence using 'eldest, second, third, fourth, fifth'.]"

Jiang Nan's cold expression faltered, and the corners of his lips involuntarily curved into a smile. "Don't go too far!"

Seeing him smile, 771 pressed his advantage, saying in a high-pitched, enthusiastic voice: [The fifth brother said to the fourth brother, "The third brother's second son is the oldest."]

"Puff--"

Jiang Nan chuckled, then tossed 771 aside, slipped on his little green frog slippers, and quietly went up to the third floor.

The study door was tightly closed. He stood outside the study, bent his middle finger, and carefully knocked on the door.

"Enter."

A deep male voice came from inside.

Jiang Nan pushed open the door; it was his first time entering Fu Jingzhou's study.

It looked like I had entered a small bookstore.

The style is retro, with an entire wall made up of bookshelves, which, in addition to books, also display some valuable ornaments.

A set of soft and comfortable-looking small sofas was placed next to him. Fu Jingzhou sat at the desk with a large floor-to-ceiling window behind him. A floor lamp was placed next to the desk.

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