Ramblings: A Lasting Exclusive Interview

[Part 1: How is the other person's drinking behavior?]

Wen Jiu (proudly): He's so well-behaved. When he's drunk, he sticks to me, whimpering and insisting that I carry him everywhere I go.

Feng Chi (hesitates for a second): Very good, very well-behaved, and clings to me.

Lin Changfeng:... Brother, blink if you're being threatened.

Feng Chi: blinking.

Wen Jiu bristled, but her barrage of criticism was directed at Lin: "Lin Fox, what's wrong with you? Is it fun to keep causing trouble, spreading rumors, and sowing discord all day long?! An'an, you need to control him!"

Shen Huaian (whispering to Lin Fox ): I feel like something my wife said isn't quite right. Is it really true that Feng Chi is drunk?

Lin Changfeng (gritting his teeth) (rolling his eyes) (numb to his "wife"): You know how cunning he is, I've never seen him drunk!

Feng Yuan, equally adept at feigning drunkenness—repeatedly exposed and caught, yet daring to do it again: Hey, Old Shen, look at Feng Chi, how well-behaved he is when drunk. Learn from him.

Shen Qianshan (coldly removes the hand that was messing with his abs) (refusing to be touched): There are still two hours until the end of the cold war.

Feng Yuan:... tsk.

[Part 2: What is the most sensitive spot on the other person's body?]

Wen Jiu: Cat Sneaking Around - Blushing Version. jpg

Feng Chi (laughs): Before, my ears would explode at the slightest touch, but go limp at the slightest kiss.

Shen Huaian, the number one shipper on the front lines: Now?! Now?! I'm a VIP, I can listen!!

Feng Yuan: Nonsense, he's definitely all over now, he probably already belongs to Feng Chi alone. (Her mouth is covered)

Shen Qianshan: Don't set a bad example for children.

Feng Chi simply smiled.

Wen Jiu (gritting her teeth) (angrily): Feng Chi, you dog! You're the sensitive one, your whole family... ptooey! Your whole body is sensitive, you can't resist being teased at all, and you still have the nerve to talk to me!!

Shen Huaian: How do you know he's easily charmed? Have you tried? Tell me more!

Wen Jiu:...

[Part 3: What do you like the other person to call you most?]

Feng Chi: Silence.

Wen Jiu: Tell me, why aren't you saying anything? What do you like me to call you the most? ( Star- eyed)

Feng Chi: Husband.

Wen Jiu: Hey~

"What?! You can do that?!" Shen Huaian: "Just keep spoiling him!" (Choking over his own PDA)

[Part 4: What do you usually call your partner during sex?]

Wen Jiu (Hong Wen):... So, so we'll Feng Chi.

Feng Chi: Wife, husband, Xiaojiu, A-Jiu, baby, little kitten... (Her mouth is covered)

[Part 5: What is your favorite place?]

Wen Jiu (furious): What kind of questions are you asking?!

Feng Chi: There are too many, but I like all of them as much as they are with A-Jiu.

Wen Jiu (closed eyes, numb version): On the bed.

P. S.: Because it's relatively the safest.

[Part 6: Should you shower before or after sex?]

Feng Chi: Can't there be a third option?

Wen Jiu:...

[Part 7: What's the first thing you say when you wake up in the morning?]

Feng Chi: Baby, sleep a little longer.

Wen Jiu:... Get the hell out of here!

[No, under normal circumstances, under normal circumstances]

Feng Chi (sternly): I'm perfectly normal, this is the normal situation.

Wen Jiu:...

Wen Jiu: You've... you've hit a nerve again. (whispering) (covering face) What kind of question is that? Don't ask it again!

[Part 8: Did you use any props?]

Wen Jiu:Ψ≖_≖Ψ

[The questioning was interrupted because the Lasting Husbands refused to answer and resorted to mild violence. Please use your imagination to fill in the blanks.]

[Part 9: What is your frequency...?]

Wen Jiu: Who can count these things? (Rolls eyes) (Still angry)

Feng Chi: 5 times a week, 3 times a week when Xiaojiu was filming, and 9 times a week after returning from filming.

Feng Chi: As a qualified partner, one should provide excellent service without interfering with one's partner's career; this is an essential lesson (pride) (restraint).

Wen Jiu:...

Shen Huaian:... This is ridiculous! And what's with the three times we filmed?!

Feng Chi: naturally, it's a matter of...

Wen Jiu: Shut up!!

Feng Yuan: Is this outrageous? Isn't this normal? (Don't understand) Isn't this at least twice a day? Lin Changfeng, are you impotent?

Lin Changfeng, who was innocently shot:...

Shen Huaian (exploding): You're the one who's no good! They're all like teddy bears, are they even normal people? Young people need to be restrained! Bro, you need to control him, don't let lust cloud your judgment, have some self-control!

Unable to resist being teased, Shen Qianshan:... Okay.

[Part 10: Last question, serious this time, no jokes! On xx month xx day, a fan asked Xiaojiu if her fasting was going well. What's the story behind that?]

Wen Jiu (hands behind her back) (face flushed) (How did the topic veer back to itself?): What happened? Why do you ask so many questions?!

Shen Huaian (raising hand): I know, I know! (takes out phone) (clicks on the super topic)

[Big V fan: Wen Jiu, in this materialistic world, only my wife's fasting can bring me a little warmth~ Kisses, my wife~]

[Image caption: Animated GIFs showing Wen Jiu dancing from the back and side.]

The bottom is all the same as @Chi@wife@. Judging from the fans' reactions, it goes without saying that they are all Fengchi himself.

Wen Jiu replied cursingly: Ahhh, delete it!

Fan: Honey, call me husband and I'll answer you~

Wen Jiu:...

Wen Xiaojiu was irritable, Wen Xiaojiu was furious, Wen Xiaojiu dug her toes into the ground.

An angry Wen Xiaojiu replied indignantly: Honey, delete it now!

The fan took a screenshot as if it were a treasure, and very happily and amicably deleted @ Feng Chi's comment.

This sparked a huge wave of discussion. Thousands of fans who also Feng Chi @FengChi couldn't sit still and started making demands and teasing him.

More and more fans and netizens rushed over upon hearing the news, and as if it were fun, they also tagged and forwarded it. Shen Huaian, the leader of the CP fans, also forwarded it, calling on his friends to watch the excitement Xiaojiu.

Wen Jiu is numb.

Soon, a reply was quickly pushed to the top of the list by fans.

[ Lasting Forever and Ever: Wen Jiu, calling someone else "husband" makes you want a kiss again?]

The comment section exploded instantly.

[Translate: Wife, you're calling someone else "husband," are you looking for trouble again?]

[Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard! Teasing my wife is so much fun!]

[Be careful, your wife might get angry! Cats are hard to soothe when they're all puffed up.]

So what? President Feng.

It's still uncertain who's comforting whom.

[Yeah, President Feng definitely saved it, hahaha, but why am I so happy! My head is about to fall off from laughing!]

Wen Jiu, caught off guard by seeing her embarrassing past again: Completely exhausted and fed up. jpg

Wen Jiu: You're not normal, none of you are normal, I'm not playing with you anymore.

Feng Chi (scoops it up in one gulp): Hmm, I'm not playing with them.

Wen Jiu: Cat stickers.

Wen Jiu: I want to eat hot pot, but don't let Brother Qu know.

Feng Chi: Nods obediently.

Feng Chi: Okay.