Deadpool nimbly dodged Su Zhou's hand that was choking him with a backflip, hiding several meters away from Su Zhou.
"Hey, hey, don't try to hit me right away. I'd rather you use your mouth to help me!"
If you ever tell dirty jokes in front of me again, I guarantee you'll never be able to get an erection again!
Su Zhou conjured two Shield of the Seraphim in his hands, a classic Kamar-Taj sorceress look that almost gave Deadpool a climax!
He covered his mouth with both hands, striking a classic Home Alone poster pose.
" Strange!!! Are you some kind of version of Strange?"
Has the Sorcerer Supreme recently started promoting Asian-looking versions of himself? Where's your flying cloak?
"My name is Su Zhou, not Strange. You're a part of Marvel, after all."
How dare you read those pirated comics? You don't even recognize the Sorcerer Supreme before Strange?
The moment Su Zhou uttered that one sentence, everyone knew they were doomed. He must have been infected by Deadpool's Idiot virus.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have said something so tacky!
"You know, even if you said you were Shang-Chi, I'd think it would be more believable."
How could someone with an Asian face become the Sorcerer Supreme just because of zzzq? Don't be ridiculous...
Deadpool was stunned by Su Zhou's appearance before he could finish speaking.
Behind Su Zhou appeared a pair of wings composed entirely of light, emitting a hazy white glow in the dark alley.
"WTF! You're a Mutants?! What's your relationship with that Archangel whose wings were upgraded by Apocalypse and turned into steel?"
Are you his father? Or is he your father? Or do you both have the same father?
"I am your father."
Su Zhou made a sarcastic remark with a blank expression, as if he were ashamed of having ruined his public image.
Even the most serious person can't stay serious in front of Deadpool, this Idiot!
"Wouldn't that be too easy on my mom? She's never slept with an Asian as handsome as you in her entire life!"
How about this, since you can't go back anyway, I'll acknowledge you as my father from now on, and you can give me money to spend, okay?"
Su Zhou:(눈_눈)
I need to figure out how to deal with this foul mouth first, and then I'll go find Doctor Octopus!
He casually drew a circle at Deadpool's feet, and even if Deadpool was struggling,
But after letting out a scream, he unsurprisingly fell into the portal.
The move Su Zhou is using now is the same move Strange used against Loki in Thor: Ragnarok.
The Spatial Corridor: Infinite Falling Technique!
Of course, Su Zhou himself came up with the name; in short, it's about using two teleportation portals to form a loop.
Under the influence of gravity, as long as no one releases him and as long as he cannot fly...
It will fall forever, never stopping!
As for whether he'll be killed by the fall... if Su Zhou Deadpool, he'll probably thank Su Zhou even after he becomes a ghost!
In Su Zhou's eyes, Doctor Octopus is even more important than Spider-Man!
Because the Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the Tom Holland version of Spider-Man.
In order to make people forget Spider-Man and Peter Parker, Strange to conjure up some kind of spell.
In short, they moved all the villains from previous Spider-Man movies to the main universe, including Doctor Octopus!
So as long as you follow Doctor Octopus, you can return to the Marvel Universe.
If we can get back to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, then there's a way to find the Time Variance Authority.
As long as I can find the Time Variance Authority, my goal will be achieved!
Although it sounds a bit convoluted, this is the fastest way Su Zhou can think of to find the Time Variance Authority.
Because in Sony's Spider-Verse, the Time Variance Authority is never mentioned at all.
He couldn't find it no matter how hard he looked!
With a sudden flap of its wings, the radiant light on its back propelled it towards the speeding train.
Like a white streak of light, it caught an innocent passenger who had been thrown out by Doctor Octopus.
He casually placed the passenger, who had already fainted from fright, on the ground, and then flew towards the train again.
Doctor Octopus wasn't originally a character skilled in combat; he was actually an excellent scientist.
In order to escape Spider-Man's clutches, he began throwing passengers out of the train.
So our Spider-Man transformed into a firefighter, leaving the train to rescue people one by one.
When he realized that the last person couldn't be saved, he briefly fell into immense anguish.
At that moment, an Angel with an Eastern face appeared and caught the passenger so lightly!
Peter Parker: (ÒꇴÓ)و
Great! New York needs more heroes!
After setting the person down, the flying Angel continued chasing after the train.
Spider-Man swung on a swing twice in the city before quickly catching up. While it doesn't quite conform to physics, it does fit the logic of the comics!
"That mechanical octopus just now damaged the train's brakes and then accelerated to its maximum speed before leaving."
"In about a minute, everyone on this train will die. Do you have any ideas?"
Spider-Man had barely reached the locomotive when he was grabbed by the man with a pair of light wings on his back.
With a kind smile on his face, he resembled a well-mannered gentleman.
He and this poor reporter living in a studio apartment were from completely different worlds!
We're both superheroes, so why is it that others are possessed by Angel, while I'm just bitten by a spider?!
But today I want to let you, my Angel, know that just because you can't do it doesn't mean I can't!
Without a moment's hesitation, Spider-Man Parker leaped to the front of the train.
Using his own two feet to push against the sleepers on the railway tracks—this mutated, poor hero's method of solving problems is often this brutal.
But this is Sony's world, not Marvel's world!
Not every mutated superhero can stop a dragon-like vehicle with their bare hands like the Hulk!
Spider-Man Parker's idea to stop a train with his legs is quite creative!
Sure enough, Parker pulled his leg back three seconds later.
Parker remained silent, only continuing to rub his legs.
Su Zhou: (乛_乛)
Seeing the scene of the underworld in person is a completely different experience!
Before Su Zhou could speak, Parker started his antics, continuously spraying Silk outwards from his wrists.
Dozens of spider Silk stuck to the walls of the buildings surrounding the train, and Parker clung tightly to Silk.
As the train moved forward, the force exerted on Parker increased, first tearing his Spider-Man suit apart.
Then several Silk broke because they couldn't withstand the pressure. If it weren't for his strong willpower, he probably would have fainted long ago!
The train was moving slower and slower, but Parker's eyelids were getting heavier and heavier.
Just as he was about to lose consciousness, a warm force entered his body, bringing him back to his senses!
A large hand rested on his shoulder, and a heavenly voice whispered in his ear.
"You did a great job, child."