Do you want others to die?
Thump--!
Are these costs enough?
Thump--!
"You still want to make a deal with the devil?"
Thump--!
"You've gone too far!"
While fighting, Su Zhou used Holy Energy to heal Eddie; otherwise, given his small stature...
After two punches, Su Zhou was about to kneel on the ground begging him not to die!
Su Zhou had also heard the bells ringing from the church rooftop, proving that Parker had already begun his operation.
It probably won't be long before Parker, clad in his Venom Suit, turns into a naked man and ends up in Deadpool's arms.
When these two single men get together, it would be strange if sparks didn't fly!
Even a spark of hatred would be fine, just make Deadpool give up quickly so he can move on to the next world!
Adhering to the principle that saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-story pagoda, Su Zhou was truly and earnestly "fighting" to save Eddie.
When the bell stopped ringing, Su Zhou also stopped; his fists were covered in blood.
Eddie had almost every bone in his body broken, but Su Zhou healed him with Holy Energy.
It's like a broken porcelain vase that's been glued back together.
"How was it? Did you feel the love of the Holy Light? Do you still want to kill people?"
"Murder? Who did you kill?"
Ignoring the excruciating pain coursing through his body, Eddie immediately knelt before Su Zhou, bowing his head in reverence.
To be honest, even if Eddie were dragged into an alley by some thugs and beaten senseless, he wouldn't repent.
However, Su Zhou didn't stop using [ Telepathy ] while he was hitting the person, amplifying his pain dozens of times over.
If Su Zhou hadn't forcibly controlled his vital parts, one punch would probably have caused him to lose control of his bladder and bowels.
Even without incontinence, Eddie looked like he'd been pulled out of the water.
It's all sweat from the pain!
Moreover, Su Zhou was very considerate in treating his injuries; if it weren't for the persistent pain all over his body...
Eddie thought it was just a hallucination, like he was high on drugs!
"I am now your most devout follower, as long as you stop hitting me."
Su Zhou: (乛_乛)
No wonder monks practice martial arts; martial arts are incredibly effective at persuading people to do good!
After repeatedly using [ Telepathy ] to check Eddie's mind, it was discovered that he had indeed changed.
He doesn't hate Parker at all anymore; now he hates God and the Angel!
[Saves Eddie, the mortal Venom parasite, Justice Points +100]
Hearing the system notification, Su Zhou nodded in satisfaction and used Eddie's clothes to wipe the blood off his hands.
Then he patted Eddie on the shoulder forcefully and said:
"Work hard from now on. What's so interesting about Spider-Man's demise? You're more lucrative taking pictures of celebrities' scandals."
If all else fails, sell your blood or your hooks, but whatever you do, don't even think about killing someone, understand?
"Yes, Angel Majesty!"
Eddie's eyes were completely calm, but only Su Zhou could sense the resentment in his heart.
However, Su Zhou didn't care; he considered it his contribution to dispelling the superstition surrounding the cover!
He opened a portal outside a church, grabbed Eddie, and tossed him through it.
Su Zhou spread his wings and flew towards the bronze bell on the rooftop.
Outside, lightning flashed and thunder roared, and the rain poured down; it was clearly a scene of divine intervention igniting a raging inferno.
No wonder those martial arts novels always describe what happened on a stormy night.
The bells have stopped ringing for ages; I imagine the rooftop must be buzzing with homoerotic tension by now...
Su Zhou:Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ
Where are they?!
Parker is gone, fine, but why is Deadpool, that Idiot, also missing?
Could it be that the two of them really sparked a romance and went to a hotel?!
Su Zhou's first reaction was to sense Deadpool's presence, but no matter how Su Zhou sensed it,
The location of that Idiot is nowhere to be found; it's as if it simply vanished from this world!
"This guy couldn't have just wandered off to another world, could he? Did he get dumped by Parker?"
Wait!! What should I do?!
Su Zhou suddenly realized that Deadpool's disappearance was far too serious for him!
He just wanted to leave Deadpool for a while, take a break, and enjoy a moment of peace.
As a result, this Idiot got himself into big trouble. It seems that even if I get annoyed to death by this Idiot, I can't let Idiot act alone anymore!
Fortunately, there is still some hope.
There were three people here just now, including Venom.
Venom and Deadpool are gone now, but the earthbound spirits of New York are definitely still there.
If I can find Parker who has taken off the Venom Suit, I'll definitely find out what just happened!
Su Zhou sensed Parker's location again and found that he had returned to his dilapidated apartment.
He was standing in the bathroom taking a shower, looking like he hadn't had enough of being naked in the rain.
Su Zhou hesitated for a moment, but still didn't set the portal's exit inside Parker's apartment.
He remembered Nick Fury sitting on his sofa in his small apartment.
He appeared outside Parker's apartment and gently knocked on the door.
Boom boom boom--!
Looking at the collapsed apartment door in front of him, Su Zhou felt his blood pressure rise even higher.
With living conditions like that, I don't know how Parker has the nerve to pick up girls!
Upon hearing the sound of his front door being torn down, Parker instantly snapped out of his reverie.
I quickly wrapped a towel around my neck, rushed out of the bathroom barefoot, and then saw the wooden door lying on the floor.
"Who the hell did this?!"
Even faster than Parker arrived was the house's landlord, who screamed upon seeing the fallen door.
Then Su Zhou stuffed a wad of rice paper into his throat, making a strange "gurgling" sound.
"Take your money and leave."
"Yes, sir! You two can have fun. You can even tear the house down, it's no big deal!"
The landlord is also a professional businessman; he can tell the approximate amount just by pinching two fingers together.
This stack of Mi Jin bills must be at least a hundred, enough for him to renovate a room of the same size more than ten times!
Seeing how easily Su Zhou dealt with that difficult landlord,
Parker felt that Su Zhou was radiating handsomeness from head to toe!
"Mr. Angel! Why haven't you shown up for so long?"
I'd also like to have a good chat with you about how to become a successful superhero.
Also, could you teach me how to deal with that difficult landlord?
"Rest. I don't know. Money."
Su Zhou answered Parker's question with just three words, then lifted the door off the floor and tucked it into the doorframe.
I've answered all your questions; now it's my turn to ask you.
Parker, did you see a Idiot when you were taking off your clothes tonight?