Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Righteous It's Wicked
Chapter 159

Was this some brand-new version of a Hell joke?

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Lucifer Morningstar, the legendary lord of Hell, also known as Satan.

He is truly second only to one person, because he is the number one person after God!

His current appearance is from the movie Constantine.

Although he only appeared in the last few minutes of this anti-smoking video,

But the shock it brought was far greater than that of the self-destructive Archangel Gabriel.

Not only does it enter the scene with a time-stopping effect, but it can also easily tear off Gabriel's wings.

The combat power they displayed can be described as truly at the pinnacle.

Even though he's a villain, it doesn't stop him from being the best Lucifer in the hearts of countless movie fans!

By the way, Gabriel and the bald Sorcerer Supreme share the same face!

Su Zhou:(メ`ロ´)/

This is outrageous!

Open for business!

Su Zhou himself was well aware that if he could defeat Lucifer, the Justice Points he would gain would allow him to take off in one fell swoop.

But you can only cook fish up to the size of the pot. Right now, in this pot that's basically just for cooking instant noodles...

A whale bigger than a house appeared; it couldn't be cooked even if the pot was burned to a crisp, so it was just left to rot.

But Su Zhou wasn't someone to be trifled with; at this point, he needed to find someone to take the blame.

It's all Deadpool's fault!

If he hadn't gotten himself into trouble and ended up in another universe, bumping into this invincible Apocalypse...

How could he possibly be so reckless as to invite Lucifer's arrival?

It's all that Deadpool's Idiot!

Although Su Zhou's instinct was to give up, his will to survive outweighed everything else.

Even in a situation where death is certain, he must immediately begin to struggle!

Glancing at the X-Men who were all immobilized, Su Zhou knew he was likely without any outside help.

Everything still depends on yourself. Lucifer is quite polite; let's try some talk therapy first!

"Dear Mr. Satan, have you eaten yet? If not, how about we go grab a bite to eat?"

"Hehehe, Master Su Zhou is joking."

Lucifer glanced at Apocalypse, whose pupils had turned white, then casually patted him on the back.

They threw Apocalypse, whose body was riddled with steel bars, into the Gate of Hell, and then slowly walked towards Su Zhou.

Each step left a trail of black, tar-covered footprints, yet no pressure seemed to be released from my body.

However, the pressure on Su Zhou was immense. If it weren't for the burning heat from the Stigmata on his arm, he probably wouldn't even be able to think!

" Su Zhou monk, to thank you for opening this Gate of Hell..."

I sincerely invite you to take a trip to Hell, so that I can fulfill my duty as a host.

Cold sweat beaded on Su Zhou's forehead. He knew all too well that he couldn't speak carelessly in front of a demon.

Especially with a demon of Lucifer's caliber, every single sentence he utters is a trap.

Are you sure you want me to go on a trip to your Hell?

Su Zhou displayed the Stigmata on the back of his hand, which shone brightly like a light bulb.

The aura of Hell surrounding him was dispelled, but Lucifer felt no discomfort whatsoever.

He waved again towards the ruins, and a chair with a backrest flew out.

Lucifer plopped down in a chair, grinning as he looked at Su Zhou and said:

"The Stigmata you possess, if given a few more decades, could barely be considered a powerhouse at the level of a single universe."

But right now, it poses no threat to me whatsoever. I'm not afraid of such a little bit of Holy Energy.

Many, many years ago, I was also an Angel.

"Okay, then let's not talk about anything else, let's make a deal!"

The moment Su Zhou opened his mouth, Lucifer knew something was wrong; this guy knew demons far too well!

For demons, they cannot refuse a deal with humans!

While demons can manipulate contracts, they refuse human trade requests...

Sorry, even Lucifer, the lord of Hell, couldn't do that!

"Why don't you tell me what the details of the transaction are?"

" The Stigmata, this Stigmata is my bargaining chip. You only need to promise me one thing."

Steam began to rise from Su Zhou's head, his CPU was running at high speed, and his brain was about to boil over!

"Okay, I won't take advantage of you. I have a contract here. If you think it's okay, then sign it!"

Lucifer tilted his head and thought for a moment, then pulled out a stack of contracts and agreements from Void, totaling more than 60,000 pages.

He placed it heavily in front of Su Zhou and handed him a black pen.

"Throughout the endless expanse of time and space, more than one person has already tried to put their mind to trading."

But as the King of Hell, I am not someone to be trifled with. I record every single one of their attempts.

And with the added conditions for repair, over the years, what was originally just a single sheet of paper—the demon contract—has now become this.

I can't see through your thoughts, but I can sense your ill intentions.

I don't mind if you try to be cunning during the transaction, as long as you can circumvent these restrictions!

Su Zhou: (*゚ロ゚)!!

Is this some new version of Hell joke?

According to Lucifer, every time he was deceived, he added a new restriction.

Doesn't this thick stack of contracts prove that he's the real philanthropist?

Having been scammed so many times, how dare they still choose to make deals with humans!

Lucifer crossed his legs, leaned back in his chair, and sneered:

"I know what you're thinking. You're just wondering how I could still dare to make deals after being scammed so many times, right?"

These were indeed left by those who could deceive me, but how many souls could not deceive me?

Did you know?

Su Zhou subconsciously swallowed, banishing his previous underestimation of Lucifer from his mind.

After all, he's a seasoned trader; it would be unreasonable for him to be scammed every time.

Holding a black pen, Su Zhou began to carefully read through the contract, word by word.

He didn't want to make any kind of deal with Lucifer; that wasn't his intention from the start.

He intended to draw the attention of the Vishanti of the Divine Dimension; this Lucifer was merely a projection.

As long as the Divine Dimension provides some energy, it can easily send him back into the Gate of Hell.

Because he had already communicated with the Divine Dimension at the same time he summoned the Gate of Hell.

If the Divine Dimension truly pretends not to have discovered it, then he has truly defected to the enemy!

The deal involved giving Lucifer the Stigmata on his body in exchange for a mark from the Hell Dimension.

It's just a matter of changing the skin later, replacing the white wings on the back with black wings, and I can still be as wild as ever!

"If you're trying to attract the attention of the Divine Dimension and have them send me back to Hell, then..."

Then I advise you to give up on that idea as soon as possible!

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