Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Righteous It's Wicked
Chapter 34

Holy crap, I'm about to strike it rich!

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As he held the bone spike in midair, Su Zhou suddenly realized something.

Su Zhou: (`ー´)

I could stab this Abomination to death with one bone spike right now, but in the long run,

wouldn't I be draining the pond to catch the fish?

I actually wanted to kill this goose that lays golden eggs?

I only fought the Winter Soldier a few hours ago, and all I did was beat him to the ground,

yet I squeezed 500 Justice Points out of him. Abomination is far stronger than the Winter Soldier,

so there's absolutely no need to kill him. I just need to defeat him!

While thinking about farming more rewards in the future, Su Zhou had already reached Abomination's back.

He was about to collide with the other bone spikes on Abomination's back!

[Bullet Time] activated!!!

This was Su Zhou's first time using [Bullet Time] since his physical attributes had been enhanced.

The enhancement made a much bigger difference this time. Although his heart was still pounding wildly,

the pain he had felt before was gone. It was just like going for an ordinary short sprint!

As adrenaline flooded his system, the world in Su Zhou's eyes once again became incredibly slow.

He carefully avoided the spikes on Abomination's back and aimed the thick bone spike in his hands at Abomination's shoulder blade.

Squelch!!!

The sharp bone spikes growing from Abomination's body could cut through Hulk's skin,

so naturally, they could pierce Abomination's tough skin as well. Under the force of gravity and Su Zhou's strength,

this thickest bone spike not only pierced Abomination's shoulder blade but also plunged into the asphalt road beneath him,

pinning Abomination firmly to the ground. Shit-yellow blood splattered with a foul, bloody stench,

and each drop that landed on the asphalt corroded a large hole in it!

His strike successful, Su Zhou pressed down hard on the end of the bone spike with both hands,

flipped through the air, and landed steadily in front of Abomination!

Roooaar!!!

With his shoulder blade pierced, Abomination struggled constantly on the ground, smashing several large holes into it.

The considerable amount of reason he had regained was now on the verge of disappearing completely!

Su Zhou planted his right hand firmly on top of Abomination's head, and his mental power surged out.

A strange pulse of mental power swept past. Hulk, standing nearby, seemed to sense something too,

and instinctively took a step back, as though he had seen his natural predator!

The skill Su Zhou was using was still [Telepathy]. This time, he was suppressing Abomination's thoughts,

trying to work with Blonsky from within and without. All he needed was to get this giant shit-yellow monster under control.

Su Zhou was personally quite happy to let these two organizations keep producing supervillains.

He could even give them a hand in certain ways. Right now, for instance, he had decided to capture Abomination alive!

Once he brought such a powerful subordinate under control, that meant he would end up in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands sooner or later.

And if he ended up in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands, that meant he would end up in Hydra's hands!

For pulling off such a splendid job, Su Zhou could not only receive a reward from S.H.I.E.L.D.,

but also get another reward from Hydra. Add in the Justice Points from defeating Abomination,

and I'm killing three birds with one stone, shooting three eagles with one arrow, and getting three meals out of one fish!!!

As for General Ross of the United States military, if he wanted to snatch Abomination back from S.H.I.E.L.D.,

never mind S.H.I.E.L.D. refusing-even Hydra behind S.H.I.E.L.D. would never agree!

Besides, to be fair, even with Hydra's and S.H.I.E.L.D.'s level of scientific research,

replicating another Abomination would not be that easy. Even if they did,

Su Zhou would be strong enough to deal with him by then. Wouldn't that just mean more Justice Points?

Just like chives in a vegetable patch, another crop would grow after each harvest.

Sweet!!!

Abomination had still been roaring and howling in pain, but once Su Zhou pressed his hand onto his head,

he instantly quieted down. Yellow blood kept flowing from the wound that pierced his shoulder,

corroding a large hole in the asphalt. A rotten, sour stench filled the air.

As time passed, the blood flowing out gradually turned bright red.

Abomination's enormous body also kept shrinking, finally returning to Blonsky's appearance.

However, there was a huge wound on Blonsky's shoulder.

Even his broken collarbone was clearly visible. But even after his Abomination transformation had ended,

the wound on Blonsky's body was still healing rapidly. It seemed similar to Hulk's ability.

His regenerative ability was extremely powerful. As long as the energy in his body had not been completely depleted,

he basically had the constitution of an unkillable cockroach!

"Th... thank you!"

After fully returning to human form, Blonsky briefly regained consciousness.

In his daze, he realized that the person who had awakened him was the same person who had beaten him up inside his mind.

Still, it was fortunate that Su Zhou had awakened him. After all, the power he had stolen from Hulk was incomplete,

and the genes inside his body were already on the verge of collapse. Now that he had managed to survive,

he naturally had to thank Su Zhou!

After saying that one sentence, Blonsky passed out again.

Su Zhou had not even had time to exchange a word with him before he went completely offline.

Looking at Abomination lying bare-assed on the ground, Su Zhou found the sight downright eye-searing.

He had not felt that way when Abomination was in monster form, but now that he had returned to human form,

it was truly hard to describe. Then he remembered that he had just fought this naked monster,

and Su Zhou shuddered. He took a pair of handcuffs from inside his Batman suit,

cuffed the unconscious Blonsky, and then heard a notification in his mind.

[Arrested the supervillain Abomination for destroying public property. Justice Points +1000!] [Total Justice Points have exceeded 1000 for the first time. Basic roulette converted to selectable reward roulettes!]

Su Zhou: (*゚ロ゚)!!

Selectable reward roulettes?!

That sounds pretty fancy. What do they do?!

"System, what selectable reward roulettes are there?"

[Three categories of reward roulettes are currently available for selection: character card roulette, skill roulette, and equipment roulette.]

Su Zhou looked around in his mind and discovered that the enormous roulette from before had turned into three smaller ones.

The rewards on the roulette had also been evenly divided into three categories.

The five character cards he had drawn before were all on the character card roulette;

skills like [Mount Akina Driving God] were all on the skill roulette. These were all things Su Zhou had drawn before.

What intrigued Su Zhou most was the equipment roulette. He had only just had the thought of getting a weapon,

and his system had considerately split the big roulette into three, as though afraid he would fail to draw a weapon equipment card!

On the equipment roulette's prize slots, Su Zhou had already spotted divine weapons like Gungnir and Mjolnir!

There was even... a fully equipped Infinity Gauntlet with the Six Infinity Stones among the prize slots!

Su Zhou: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧

Holy crap, I'm about to strike it rich!

Draw! I've got to draw!

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