But now wasn't a good time for a lottery draw. Now that the big battle was over,
the reporters, who moved faster than the police and S.H.I.E.L.D., would be showing up any moment.
He was currently wearing a Batman suit, and he was also Hydra's mole inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
He had too many identities and absolutely couldn't afford exposure. He needed to get out of there fast!
Wait, did I forget something?
Su Zhou froze for a moment before realizing he had forgotten about Hulk!
He shifted his gaze away from Blonsky's bare ass and looked around,
then spotted a huge green figure from behind, fleeing from him for dear life!
Su Zhou: (눈‸눈)
Seriously, am I that scary?
You're the one who did most of this to Abomination!
Still, Su Zhou knew that even though Hulk was running fast now,
neither S.H.I.E.L.D. nor the United States military would let him go. Sooner or later, he would be captured again!
He pulled his phone from his pocket and deftly dialed Agent Coulson's number.
Yes, Su Zhou was currently using a Nokia. Although it could only make calls, send texts, and play Snake,
its quality was truly rock-solid. Even after Abomination had smashed him around,
the phone in his pocket was still going strong, without so much as a couple of scratches on its screen!
"I beat the big yellow guy back into his original form. He's unconscious now.
The big green guy ran off on his own. I couldn't stop him!
The director wants something from me? He wants me to meet him at headquarters?
Tell him to meet me at my apartment! I don't have S.H.I.E.L.D. credentials, so I can't get into headquarters!
Hurry over and take him into custody, or the United States military will take him away!"
Su Zhou hung up on Coulson and curled his lip in disdain.
With his strength greatly increased, he had naturally grown full of himself. He could subdue a mere Nick Fury with one hand.
Besides, all he could think about now was the lottery. These were 1,000 hard-earned Justice Points.
A ten-pull!
So he had to take a proper bath before drawing, and try to nail it in one shot!
As the saying went, science ended where mysticism began. Su Zhou's luck had never been particularly good.
This time, he absolutely had to prepare properly. He refused to believe he couldn't draw something good!
Then he glanced at Blonsky's yellow ass again and observed a second of silence for him.
Su Zhou: (´-ι_-｀)
Poor little white... yellow lab rat! Unless something unexpected happens,
get ready to spend the rest of your life in a laboratory!
Try to produce a few more supervillains, or escape from the lab a few more times yourself!
Hearing the approaching police sirens in the distance, Su Zhou walked into an alley beside the road,
vanishing into the vast darkness of night like a true Batman.
Fifteen minutes later, inside Su Zhou's private apartment,
Su Zhou stepped out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a bath towel and saw a certain bald egg sitting on his sofa.
He had even rudely turned off the lights in Su Zhou's home, trying to blend completely into the darkness.
But the moonlight coming through the window actually reflected off his head!
Besides, with [Super Vision], even if Nick Fury hid himself in the Atlantic Ocean,
in a cotton field, or in a rubber plantation, Su Zhou could spot him at a glance!
"Has anyone ever told you that your head reflects moonlight?"
Upon hearing Su Zhou's words, Nick Fury instinctively wanted to give him an internationally recognized gesture of goodwill.
But remembering what had happened the last time he swore in front of Su Zhou, he could only withdraw his hand sheepishly.
"Since I asked you to come to my apartment this time, I won't arrest you for trespassing.
But I do hope you'll remember to knock next time."
Su Zhou paid no attention to Nick Fury's murderous gaze and brazenly displayed his perfect upper body.
He sat down casually across from Nick Fury and picked up his teacup from the coffee table.
"Go on. What exactly do you want?"
"About your origins, and this strength of yours that no normal person possesses,
I think you owe S.H.I.E.L.D. an explanation. Why have you never displayed your strength before?"
Nick Fury looked at Su Zhou calmly. He wasn't worried that Su Zhou would hurt him.
But as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., he still needed a clear understanding of his subordinates' capabilities.
"You don't need powerful combat abilities to become a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. You only need to meet the assessment requirements.
Against terrorists or ordinary gangsters, a gun is enough to solve the problem.
It's easy and fast. There's no need to throw punches and kicks."
Su Zhou spread his hands and shrugged helplessly.
"Besides, the forms S.H.I.E.L.D. asked us to fill out didn't ask us to list our superpowers."
Nick Fury: (눈‸●)
You make so much sense, you've actually left me speechless.
Seeing that Nick Fury had frozen again, Su Zhou could only raise his teacup high,
waving it back and forth in front of him. But Nick Fury didn't seem to react at all.
This greatly displeased Su Zhou, who curled his lip and glanced at him.
And you call yourself the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.! How can you not understand something as basic as raising a teacup to see a guest off?
That's it?!
"Is there anything else? If not, I'm going to bed."
Whether Nick Fury truly didn't understand or was only pretending not to see,
Su Zhou spelled it out, not wanting to waste any more words with him.
He had just washed himself clean, and all he could think about was the lottery!
Nick rose from the sofa and reached the apartment door in a few strides.
"We haven't found any trace of the Kree who infiltrated Earth yet. Some Kree, in terms of appearance,
look no different from humans, so screening them will take some time.
But I suggest you visit Tony sometime soon. You might be able to steal a little..."
"You're asking me to steal?!"
Su Zhou sprang to his feet with a smack. He was fast!
But Nick wasn't slow either. He stepped outside before Su Zhou could say another word,
and even thoughtfully shut Su Zhou's door behind him, making the apartment's windows rattle.
Su Zhou: (｀へ´)=3
You're lucky you ran fast, you old black geezer, or I'd have handed you straight over to the NYPD!
Without getting dressed, Su Zhou lay down on his little bed with only a bath towel wrapped around him.
He closed his eyes and entered his mind, ready for the lottery. Looking at the little lottery wheel that had split into three,
Su Zhou asked about his current odds of winning, to see whether a ten-pull had any kind of guarantee.
[The host has been found to have drawn more than 9 times. The ten-draw guarantee of the beginner protection period is about to run out.]
"Ten draws of beginner protection? What does that mean?"
[The rewards obtained from ten draws are already enough for the host to get through the beginner period.] [Starting with the eleventh draw, reward quality will no longer be guaranteed.]
"So... the draws will only get worse from now on?!"